No Phule like an Old Phule

Summary

What's a millionaire bachelor to do? Join the army - with his butler - of course. Meet Captain Willard Phule and his company of misunderstood misfits. Together, they've taken space by storm - and left a tradition of zaniness and laughter in their wake.... Desperate to kick Phule out of the Space Legion, General Blitzkrieg sends a crack team of environmental investigators - including celebrity canine Barky the Environmental Dog - to sniff out Phule and his unnatural disasters. It doesn't take long. Phule is hosting a group of big-game hunters who think they can bag a dinosaur on Zenobia. Needless to say, dinosaurs are not a native species. But cold, hard facts never stopped a Phule.... And neither will Barky's cold, wet nose.

©2004 Robert Asprin (P)2018 Tantor