Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers

Summary

Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers tackles the subjects that other baby audiobooks ignore: Why you shouldn't touch the wand in the sonogram room  The exact moment your opinion no longer counts  How friends and family will respond to the news  How TV and baby classes have lied to us  Which poop jokes to expect in the delivery room  How to convert diapers into usable guilt  How to insure your child says your name first  And much, much more   Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers includes a special twin version of fatherhood in the event that you are so much a man that you knocked up your wife twice at the same time.  Don't go into fatherhood unprepared; listen Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers today and know what to expect before it's too late.

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