Dan Gutman has 61 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 20 narrators, with an average listener rating of 4.3★ across 14 ratings. The most-rated is From Texas with Love.
Miss Holly Is Too Jolly!
Summary
Disaster reigns when A.J. participates in the school's holiday pageant celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa.
©2006 Dan Gutman (P)2013 Recorded Books
My Weirder-est School, Book 2: Miss Porter Is Out of Order!
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With more than 23 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this second audiobook in the My Weirder-est School series, A.J. and his friends are getting a substitute. Miss Porter isn’t your average teacher, though. She’s a personal digital assistant that literally knows everything. She can tell a million hundred weird jokes and get pizza delivered by drone in seconds! But what happens when Miss Porter’s system is no longer set to fun? Will anyone be able to shut her down before she takes over Ella Mentry? Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!
©2019 Dan Gutman (P)2019 HarperCollins Publishers
The Million Dollar Kick
Summary
The great news: The prize is $1 million! With it, 13-year-old Whisper Nelson could buy jewelry, clothes, and pay for college. She could even send her sister to college! To win, she must kick a goal past a professional soccer player. The bad news: She hates sports - all sports - with a passion! After her infamous soccer goal four years ago, to the other team's advantage, Whisper vowed to never play sports again. Afraid of, yet again, looking like a total failure in front of a crowd of people, Whisper has a tough choice to make. Will she try the kick?
©2001 Dan Gutman (P)2002 Recorded Books, LLC
Mr. Cooper Is Super!
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With more than 12 million books sold, My Weird School really gets kids listening! This chapter book is an excellent choice to share during homeschooling, in particular for children ages 5 to 7. It’s a fun way to keep your child engaged and as a supplement for activity books for children. In the very first book in the laugh-out-loud My Weirdest School series, A.J.'s third-grade teacher, Mr. Granite, is retiring after a million hundred years. It turns out the new teacher, Mr. Cooper, is even weirder than Mr. Granite! One day he's Rat Man and he teaches about rodents. The next day he's Lava Man and he teaches about volcanoes. But what happens when a real superhero is needed? Will Mr. Cooper protect the school from evil, or just embarrass it to death? Perfect for reluctant listeners and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don't miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!
©2015 Dan Gutman (P)2015 HarperCollins Publishers
It's Halloween, I'm Turning Green!
Summary
It’s Halloween, and you know what that means! Candy! Costumes! More candy! What would happen if a kid ate a million hundred pounds of chocolate in one night? One thing’s for sure - when A. J. and his friends from Ella Mentry School go trick-or-treating, it will be a Halloween to remember.
©2013 Dan Gutman (P)2013 HarperCollinsPublishers
My Weird School: Class Pet Mess!
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A new series of Level Two I Can Read titles based on Dan Gutman’s My Weird School series, which has sold more than 11 million books! Mr. Cooper's class is getting a pet! Alexia hopes it is something cool, like a snake. But is she ready to take care of the pet, or will it be one weird mess? Join A.J. and the gang from Ella Mentry School as they show young listeners why they attend the weirdest - and most fun! - school around. My Weird School: Class Pet Mess is a Level Two I Can Read book, geared for kids who read on their own but still need a little help.
©2017 Dan Gutman (P)2020 HarperCollins Publishers
Mr. Louie Is Screwy!
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Valentines Day is just around the corner, and Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, wants everyone to fall in love. So he puts a secret love potion in the water fountain. Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea?
©2007 Dan Gutman (P)2014 Recorded Books
Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal
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With over one million copies of his books in print, New York Times best-selling author Dan Gutman is a hit with young readers thanks to his energetic stories tinged with uproarious humor. Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal! introduces Ella Mentry Elementary School's zany bus driver. Mrs. Kormel has been driving everyone crazy lately, and it's up to AJ and his buddies to figure out why.
©2006 Dan Gutman (P)2013 Recorded Books
Ms. Jo-Jo Is a Yo-Yo!
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With more than 27 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this seventh book in the My Weirder-est School series, A.J. and his friends learn some very weird ways to prepare for a difficult test. Test scores are low and stress levels are high at Ella Mentry School. Wellness expert Ms. Jo-Jo has come to help A.J. and his friends relax so they can ace the upcoming Fundamental Arithmetic/Reading Test. But can turtle yoga and crystal salt lamps really help A.J. and his friends relax and focus? Or will the F.A.R.T. end up blowing them all away? Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter-book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!
©2021 Dan Gutman (P)2021 HarperCollins Publishers
Miss Lazar is Bizarre
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Miss Lazar, the janitor, likes to dance around the school with a mop. She has a secret room in the basement where she keeps the bad kids, and she's the weirdest custodian in the world.
©2005 Dan Gutman (P)2012 Recorded Books
We're Red, Weird, and Blue! What Can We Do?
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With more than 23 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids into books! In honor of Presidents’ Day, A.J. and Andrea from Ella Mentry will compete against their Dirk School rivals in the ultimate Presidents’ Day Challenge! The winning school will get bragging rights, a free trip to an amusement park, and a top-secret prize. The only problem is that A.J. doesn’t know anything about US presidents, unless it involves their use of toilets! Will A.J. and Andrea be able to work together as a team and bring home the win? Best-selling author Dan Gutman brings his kid-friendly sense of humor to this special series of after-school chapter books featuring hilarious stories. This is one weird Presidents’ Day special you won’t want to miss!
©2020 Dan Gutman (P)2020 HarperAudio
Dr. Floss Is the Boss!
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With more than 23 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading and listening! In this third book in the My Weirder-est School series, A.J. and his friends learn about good oral hygiene. Grab your toothbrushes! It’s National Dessert Day, and Ella Mentry School has asked local dentist Dr. Floss to educate A.J. and his friends on the dental dangers of sweets. But Dr. Floss has other plans. She wants the kids to eat as much sugar as possible so that they’ll need a dentist! Will someone get a cavity? Perfect for all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!
©2019 Dan Gutman (P)2019 HarperAudio
Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers!
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Something weird is going on! Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet! She buys foam cheeseheads off eBay! She even puts a Webcam on a turtle! Is she trying to take over the planet?
©2007 Dan Gutman (P)2014 Recorded Books
Miss Aker Is a Maker!
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With more than 29 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids excited about books! In this eighth book in the My Weirder-est School series, A.J. and his friends join the Maker movement! Who’s ready to tinker, collaborate, and be inspired? Principal Klutz has invited a special guest to Ella Mentry School. Her name is Miss Aker, and she’s going to show A.J. and his friends how to create cool things out of materials like balloons, straws, and even Popsicle sticks! But what happens when they make a robot so smart, it plans to rule the world? Can anyone stop it? Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter-book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!
©2021 Dan Gutman (P)2021 HarperCollins Publishers
The Genius Files #5: License to Thrill
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The wackiest road trip in history has reached its final destination... But Coke and Pepsi McDonald aren't in the clear just yet! Before they reach the finish line, the twins will be: Abducted by aliens, Trapped with a venomous snake, Pushed through a deadly turbine, and Thrown into a volcano. Craziest of all, their parents might finally believe them! Will the twins make it back home to California in one piece, or will they fall off the top of the Golden Gate Bridge? It's all coming to an end with this fifth book in the Genius Files series. You'll have to listen to believe it!
©2015 Dan Gutman (P)2015 HarperCollins Publishers
Miss Klute Is a Hoot!
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My Weird School weirder than ever! Ella Mentry School just got a therapy dog! Miss Klute is a Labradoodle who is supposed to be a good listener. But what happens when Miss Klute would rather chase squirrels and Frisbees? And what happens when Miss Klute thinks the teachers' lounge is her personal bathroom?
©2014 Dan Gutman (P)2014 HarperCollins Publishers
Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!
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Forget Thanksgiving. The biggest turkey of all is running around Ella Mentry School - Dr. Carbles, the president of the school board. He is grumpier than ever and wants to fire Mr. Klutz. Will A.J. and his friends be able to save their principals job?
©2007 Dan Gutman (P)2014 Recorded Books
Miss Blake Is a Flake!
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With more than 23 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this fourth book in the My Weirder-est School series, A.J. and his friends learn how to survive in the wilderness. At-ten-tion! The Beaver Scouts are looking for new recruits. And A.J. and his friends are the first to sign up. They can’t wait to build campfires and earn cool badges. But scout leader Miss Blake would rather prepare them for falling boulders and surprise bear attacks. When they go on an overnight camping trip, will they be prepared for a real emergency? Perfect for all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!
©2020 Dan Gutman (P)2020 HarperAudio
Dr. Snow Has Got to Go!
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With more than 23 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids into books! In this first audiobook in the My Weirder-est School series, Ella Mentry School is having a science fair! Guest scientist Dr. Snow has arrived to help A.J. and his friends conduct their own cool experiments. But what is “the Snowman” really planning? And what does S.T.E.M. even stand for, anyway? Perfect for reluctant learners and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter-book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!
©2019 Dan Gutman (P)2019 HarperCollins Publishers
The Homework Machine
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Dan Gutman, the prolific author of over 60 popular books for children and young adults, vividly imagines what is surely every put-upon school kid's dream: a machine that does homework for them - error free! When four unlikely friends become dependent on this marvelous device, they'll soon learn that cheating always has its consequences - including legal trouble. No matter what happens, their best bet is to stick together.
©2006 Dan Gutman (P)2007 Recorded Books