Jon Scieszka has 29 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 23 narrators, with an average listener rating of 5★ across 11 ratings. The most-rated is The Stinky Cheese Man.

29 audiobooks
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Guys Read: Thriller

Summary

A body on the tracks A teenage terrorist A mysterious wish-granting machine The world's worst private detective The second volume in the Guys Read Library of Great Reading is chock-full of mystery, intrigue, and nefarious activity. Featuring some of the best writers around, and compiled by certified guy Jon Scieszka, Guys Read: Thriller is a pulse-pounding collection of brand-new short stories, each one guaranteed to keep you riveted until the final page.

©2011 Jon Scieszka (P)2011 HarperCollinsPublishers

Available on Audible
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Tut, Tut

Summary

The Time Warp Trio is back and up to hieroglyphic high jinks in the land of pyramids and pharaohs!  When Joe's sister, Anna, accidentally opens The Book, Joe, Sam, and Fred suddenly find themselves in ancient Egypt. Soon, the Time Warpers are dodging crocodiles on the Nile, outwitting the evil high priest, and searching for an escape route from the mummy-making chamber.  Can their new friend Thutmose III, the boy kind, help them?

©1996 Jon Scieszka (P)2019 Listening Library

Narrator: Bryan Kennedy
Author: Jon Scieszka
Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
Available on Audible
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Frank Einstein and the Bio-Action Gizmo, Book Five

Summary

More clever science experiments, funny jokes, and robot hijinks await listeners in book five of the New York Times best-selling Frank Einstein chapter book series from the mad scientist team of Jon Scieszka and Brian Biggs. The perfect combination to engage and entertain listeners, the series features real science facts with adventure and humor, making these books ideal for STEM education. This latest installment examines the science and mysteries of planet Earth!  Kid genius and inventor Frank Einstein loves figuring out how the world works by creating household contraptions that are part science, part imagination, and definitely unusual. In the series opener, an uneventful experiment involving a lightning storm and a flash of electricity brings Frank's inventions - the robots Klink and Klank - to life! Not exactly the ideal lab partners, the wisecracking Klink and the overly expressive Klank nonetheless help Frank attempt to perfect his inventions. In the fifth book in the series, Frank - along with his best friend, Watson, and Klink and Klank - once again finds himself in competition with his classmate and archrival T. Edison and his sign-language-speaking sidekick, Mr. Chimp, over Frank's newest invention: the Bio-Action Gizmo.  Integrating real science facts with wacky humor, a silly cast of characters, and science fiction, this uniquely engaging series is an irresistible chemical reaction for middle-grade listeners. The Frank Einstein series encourages middle-grade listeners to question the way things work and to discover how they, too, can experiment with science. In a starred review, Kirkus Reviews raves, "This buoyant, tongue-in-cheek celebration of the impulse to 'keep asking questions and finding your own answers' fires on all cylinders" while Publishers Weekly says that the series "proves that science can be as fun as it is important and useful."  Listen to all the books on audio in the New York Times best-selling Frank Einstein series:  Frank Einstein and the Antimatter Motor (Book 1),  Frank Einstein and the Electro-Finger (Book 2),  Frank Einstein and the BrainTurbo (Book 3),  Frank Einstein and the EvoBlaster Belt (Book 4), Frank Einstein and the Bio-Action Gizmo (Book 5).  Visit frankeinsteinbooks.com for more information. 

©2017 Jon Scieszka (P)2017 Listening Library

Author: Jon Scieszka
Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
Available on Audible
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Who Done It?

Summary

When the world's most horrible editor turns up dead, investigator Jon Scieszka has his work cut out for him. The suspect list is long. Very long. Think eighty-three-famous-YA-authors long, including Libba Bray, David Levithan, John Green, Lemony Snicket, Lauren Myracle - you get the picture. They've all got alibis, collected in this very anthology. But the question is ... Who done it?  A 2013 AudioFile Editors' Pick.

©2013 Soho Press, Inc. (P)2018 Blackstone Publishing

Narrator: Rebecca Gibel
Author: Jon Scieszka
Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
Available on Audible
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Squids Will Be Squids

Summary

Sure we'd all love to be able to go around telling stories about all the weird, scary, and just-plain-annoying people that we know. But the truth is, no one likes a gossip. Here, the irrepressible Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith have found a way around that problem - they just make like Aesop and change all the people to animals or food, add a moral to each story, and call the stories fables! With tales like "Little Walrus", in which too much of the truth is a dangerous thing, the cautionary "Slug's Big Moment", wherein Slug is so caught up in herself that she doesn't see the steamroller behind her, and "Straw and Matches", which illustrates quite clearly why you should never play with matches (because they cheat), the 18 fables in this uproarious collection are sure to delight listeners both young and old.

©2017 Jon Scieszka (P)2017 Listening Library

Narrator: Mike Ferrerir
Author: Jon Scieszka
Length: 20 mins
Available on Audible
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Frank Einstein and the Space-Time Zipper

Summary

The sixth and final book in the New York Times best-selling Frank Einstein series! Frank Einstein (kid-genius, scientist, and inventor) and his best friend, Watson, along with Klink (a self-assembled artificial-intelligence entity) and Klank (a mostly self-assembled and artificial almost-intelligence entity), once again find themselves in competition with T. Edison, their classmate and arch-rival, this time studying the science and mysteries of the universe!

©2018 Jon Scieszka (P)2018 Listening Library

Author: Jon Scieszka
Length: 2 hrs and 14 mins
Available on Audible
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Frank Einstein and the EvoBlaster Belt

Summary

More clever science experiments, funny jokes, and robot hijinks await listeners in book four of the New York Times best-selling Frank Einstein chapter book series from the mad scientist team of Jon Scieszka and Brian Biggs. The perfect combination to engage and entertain listeners, the series features real science facts with adventure and humor, making these books ideal for STEM education. This latest installment examines the quest to unlock the power behind the science of all connected life. Kid genius and inventor Frank Einstein loves figuring out how the world works by creating household contraptions that are part science, part imagination, and definitely unusual. In the series opener, an uneventful experiment in his garage lab, a lightning storm, and a flash of electricity brought Frank's inventions - the robots Klink and Klank - to life! Not exactly the ideal lab partners, the wisecracking Klink and the overly expressive Klank nonetheless help Frank attempt to perfect his inventions. In the fourth book in the series, Frank - along with his best friend, Watson, and Klink and Klank - once again finds himself in competition with his classmate and archrival, T. Edison, and his sign-language-speaking sidekick, Mr. Chimp, over Frank's newest invention: the EvoBlaster Belt, which allows the user to evolve and devolve into other forms of life, blasting from one species to another. Integrating real science facts with wacky humor, a silly cast of characters, and science fiction, this uniquely engaging series is an irresistible chemical reaction for middle grade listeners. The Frank Einstein series encourages middle graders to question the way things work and to discover how they, too, can experiment with science. In a starred review, Kirkus Reviews raves, "This buoyant, tongue-in-cheek celebration of the impulse to 'keep asking questions and finding your own answers' fires on all cylinders", while Publishers Weekly says that the series "proves that science can be as fun as it is important and useful". Listen to all the books in the New York Times best-selling Frank Einstein series, available in audio from Listening Library: Frank Einstein and the Antimatter Motor (book 1), Frank Einstein and the Electro-Finger (book 2), Frank Einstein and the BrainTurbo (book 3), and Frank Einstein and the EvoBlaster Belt (book 4). Visit frankeinsteinbooks.com for more information.

©2016 Jon Scieszka (P)2016 Listening Library

Author: Jon Scieszka
Length: 2 hrs and 45 mins
Available on Audible
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Guys Write for Guys Read

Summary

This fast-paced, high-energy collection of short works features today's most popular writers and illustrators on what it means to be a guy. Contributors include Chris Crutcher, Stephen King, Matt Groening, Daniel Pinkwater, Neil Gaiman, and many more.

©2005, 2008 Jon Scieszka (P)2018 Listening Library

Narrator: Greg Abbey
Author: Jon Scieszka
Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
Available on Audible
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Guys Read: True Stories

Summary

Visiting the dentist - in ancient Egypt Spending a night in the jungle - with giant tarantulas Wrestling with a grizzly bear - and living to tell the tale  The fifth installment in the Guys Read Library of Great Reading features 10 stories that are 100% amazing, 100% adventurous, 100% unbelievable - and 100% true. A star-studded group of award-winning nonfiction authors and journalists provides something for every listener, all aligned with the Common Core State Standards. Compiled and edited by real-life literature legend Jon Scieszka, Guys Read: True Stories is a mind-blowing collection of essays, biographies, travelogues, and more, all proving that the truth is most definitely out there. The full list of narrators includes: Bruce Thomas, Hillary Huber, Robin Weigert, Thaao Penghilis, Greg Itzin, Freda Foh Shen, George Newbern, MacLeod Andrews, Jim Beaver, Jack Garrett, Ethan Sawyer, and Adam Conner.

©2014 John Scieszka (P)2014 HarperCollinsPublishers

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