Mackenzie Cartwright has narrated 131 audiobooks on Listento.it by 48 authors, with an average listener rating of 4.7★ across 667 ratings. The most-rated is Le monstre.

131 audiobooks
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Troublemaker

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TO: Alex Vega FROM: Emilia Stiles SUBJECT: Hello  Dear Mr. Vega,  I felt it necessary to follow up on today’s meeting, since we weren’t able to speak candidly in front of your son.  I was shocked to discover that you are Ryder’s dad. Given that your ex-wife will be out of the country for a while and you are currently his primary caregiver, I’m sure you understand why we need to establish boundaries and etiquette. I think it would be best if we just pretend that we met in person for the first time today.  Your son is a very bright (flirtatious and talkative) student and since his education is a top priority for both of us, I hope I can count on you to respectfully refrain from grinning at me, using that sexy tone of voice, and undressing me with your annoyingly beautiful brown eyes if we should happen to interact with each other again in the future. Thanks so much, Miss Stiles TO: Emilia Stiles FROM: Alex Vega SUBJECT: Re: Well, hello again… Dear Miss Stiles, Great to hear from you. My son’s education is indeed a top priority. As such, I respectfully agree to refrain from doing all of the aforementioned things. However, I can’t promise to stop thinking about that kiss at the bar this summer. I’ve been thinking about it for the past month. It’s interesting how humorless and uptight you are about my son’s totally awesome personality, given that I have personally witnessed just how flirtatious and talkative you yourself can be when mildly intoxicated. You’re so welcome, Alex P.S. I volunteered to be a chaperone for your next field trip. See you then.  * Narrated by Zachary Webber and Mackenzie Cartwright, with special guest appearances by Jason Clarke and Teddy Hamilton.  ** This audiobook is dual narration, with portions that are duet-style.

©2020 Kayley Loring (P)2020 Kayley Loring

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Sleeper

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Shane Miller Sleep Diary:   Went to bed at: Late. How long it took to fall asleep: Forever. I have insomnia. Duh. Number of caffeinated beverages you had consumed: Zero. Thanks for advising me to quit!   My stress level is off the charts. I can’t sleep right on a normal day, and lately my days are filled with the best kind of chaos. My ex-wife and husband number two are filming in Poland for three months, so I’m turning down movie parts to focus on the most important role of my life - impossibly charming and somewhat capable young single dad.  My son won’t stop asking questions. My daughter won’t brush her teeth unless I sing her showtunes. Our regular nanny quit. The only person I could trust to hire as a temp nanny is my best friend’s sister.  If Mary Poppins and Bill Murray had a baby it would be Willa. Fresh out of grad school and beautifully weird. She hates my movies, and my kids adore her. I couldn’t sleep last night because she wasn’t here. Turns out I can’t sleep unless she’s in my house now. Turns out she’s what’s been missing from my life all along. If my friend had any idea what I want to do to his gorgeous troublemaker of a sister, he would smother me with a pillow.  The chances of us succeeding as a couple are about as good as that little indie movie that I made being a huge hit. But it’s a chance I’m going to take.

©2019 Kayley Loring (P)2020 Kayley Loring

Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
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A Silver Wolf Christmas

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CJ Silver and his brothers have returned to Silver Town eager to reconnect with the pack. And with the she-wolf newcomers renovating the old Victorian Silver Town Hotel, it looks like the holidays are going to be very merry indeed. Laural MacTire and her sisters are excited to be living in a wolf-run town, but they have another motive - to solve the 50-year-old mystery of their aunt's disappearance. When CJ gets a whiff of trouble brewing, his protective instincts kick in - and now Laurel has a hotel opening to prepare for, a mystery to solve, and a brawny wolf shifter underfoot. Perhaps she should have resisted the temptation to kiss him so wickedly in the snow....

©2015 Terry Spear (P)2015 Dreamscape Media, LLC

Author: Terry Spear
Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
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Unit 78: Rescued

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A cyborg soldier with one mission: To rescue an innocent girl from a vicious cult But in order to fulfill his duty, he must do the unthinkable. Can Rich and Kyrin find each other when they are lost in the Cult Compound? Unit 78, formerly Corporal Richard Hardgraves, is a Cyborg with a mission: to rescue the Admiral's daughter from the dreaded Tr'Low Cult on Beacon 5. The Tr'Lows have a prophesy that a half-metal man will come from the sky and father the perfect child on a chosen bride - Rich tells himself he will play the part just long enough to grab the girl and run. Kyrin Pierce is a Peace Keeper with IPKA - the Interstellar Peace Keeping Association. Lured to Beacon 5 by a fake call, she was captured and now she is being prepared for an unspeakable ceremony. She too plays into the Tr'Low prophecy because of her flame-red hair. As the priestesses of the cult inject her full of hormones to drive her wild with need, she has nearly given up hope of escape. Rich might be more metal than man but he still has a heart and when he sees what the Kyrin has been through, he aches for her pain. But in order to get her out of the Tr'Low compound, he must do the unthinkable...and give the cultists what they want by taking Kyrin in their public ceremony. Kyrin doesn't care that the man who has come for her is a cyborg, she only knows that her body needs him desperately. And after he rescues her, her heart needs him, too.  But Kyrin's father, Admiral Pierce, doesn't approve of his daughter loving a "metal monster." When he separates them and sends Kyrin to a hospital to take care of her "problem" can Rich rescue her again...in time to save their baby? Half man...half metal...all heart. The CyBRG series by Evangeline Anderson and Mina Carter.

©2018 Mina Carter (P)2019 Insatiable Press

Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
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Jaguar Pride

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An impossible mission... JAG Special Forces agents Huntley Anderson and Melissa Overton are hot on the trail of poachers when they're suddenly saddled with two jaguar shifter cubs. They have to locate the parents pronto - but who's going to babysit in the meantime? A lifetime of possibilities... Huntley is a rough, tough jaguar shifter and an all-business agent, but he's not going to let two abandoned youngsters come to any harm on his watch. Seeing her super-manly partner try to get the playful cubs under control stirs up some unexpected desires in Melissa, and she begins to feel like Huntley's not the only one who's in over his head....

©2015 Terry Spear (P)2015 Audible, Inc.

Author: Terry Spear
Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
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Loving a Stranger

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A warrior able to take over the body of another  Thrust into his enemy's life. Soon he begins to love his enemy's lonely, abused wife  but can she ever trust him again when she finds out she has been Loving a Stranger?  Reeve J'lorn is an M-Switch Kindred. Their ability to jump into and control the body of another male for a limited period of time has gotten them the derisive nickname "Snatchers", and they are not trusted by the other branches of the Kindred. Nevertheless, it is to Reeve, an acknowledged pirate and Snatcher, that the Kindred must turn with a top secret mission - to snatch the body of a high ranking enemy and destroy a secret weapon which threatens the entire universe. And so, Reeve steps into the body of his enemy...and into a whole different world.  When Nallah Parokk's husband goes into a coma, she secretly hopes he will never awaken. Harryx is cruel and cold to her, beating her often and using her like a whore. Her existence is nearly unbearable, but she knows it could be worse if her husband decides to throw her out on the street. Then he wakes up and suddenly he's...different. He's kind and loving in a way he never was before, so much so that Nallah is almost ready to forgive his past behavior. But what is behind her husband's sudden transformation? And will this change for the better last?  Though he tries not to, Reeve is falling in love with his enemy's wife. But the beautiful, little female with wide golden eyes is so wary around him, he wonders what the real Harryx did to her. When he begins to find out, he is horrified. How can he ever get Nallah to love him back when he is inhabiting the body of a monster - her jailer and abuser? He knows he has to tell her the truth about who he is but how can he make her understand? And if he does, will she ever be able to trust again after she finds out she has been...Loving a Stranger? *Author's Warning* Though I have tried to handle it in a delicate way, listeners with a past history of domestic abuse may find parts of this book disturbing. Sadly, many of the situations my heroine encounters are taken from true accounts of abused women. If you are in an abusive situation, please seek help.

©2018 Evangeline Anderson (P)2019 Insatiable Press

Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
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The Plus Ones

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Love changes people. I’m the first to admit that I, Keaton Bridges, used to be an immature, entitled ass. Okay, maybe I’m the second to admit it - after Roxy Carter. That loudmouth. But I’ve seen what true love has done for my friends, and I want it for myself. Somehow, I’m the only single guy left. Somehow, she’s the only single girl. The only time Foxy Roxy hasn’t been a loudmouth? That time we were making out at our best friends’ wedding. And every time we’ve seen each other in the five years since then, because she refuses to talk about it. Well, she’s going to have to talk to me now. It’s the dead of winter, and our six best friends were planning a getaway at a Caribbean couples-only resort. One of the couples had to drop out, and I refuse to be left out in the cold. All Roxy and I have to do is pretend to be in love for one week so we can spend some much-needed time with our favorite people. And all I have to do is pretend I’m not dying to kiss her again. Please note that this is a completely standalone story, but it includes crossover characters from Tonight You're Mine and Come Back to Bed.

©2019 Kayley Loring (P)2019 Kayley Loring

Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
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Unit 77: Broken

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A soldier changed into a metal monster Still loves the doctor who made him what he is Can Drew and Claudia overcome their past to be together? Unit 77 is a cyborg...but he used to be so much more. Tortured by glimpses of his past, former Captain Andrew Fischer goes through his days in a metallic nightmare, feeling broken inside though he doesn't know why.  Doctor Claudia Chambers is distraught. After a land mine blew up Drew Fischer and his unit of elite Space Corps Marines, she was forced to implant the CyBRG device in all of them which turned the men into machines. But she keeps catching glimpses of humanity from the supposedly inhuman Captain...could it be that part of Drew is still in there, longing to get out? Claudia is almost afraid to hope - she loved Drew once and thought he might return the feelings. But how can a woman love a machine?  And can the machine ever love her back?  Half man...half metal...all heart. The CyBRG series by Evangeline Anderson and Mina Carter.

©2018 Mina Carter and Evangeline Anderson (P)2019 Insatiable Press

Length: 3 hrs and 51 mins
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Freeing the Prisoner

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A warrior taken prisoner, held in chains without hope A princess fascinated by the strange alien male When Dani slips into the prisoner's cell to learn more about him, she doesn't expect to fall in love But Kyron is a Touch Kindred…able to Touch her even though his hands are chained Will he also Touch her heart? Will Dani help him escape? Find out in Freeing the Prisoner.... Kyron is a Touch Kindred, able to physically touch others with the power of his mind and Touch sense, but he has sworn a solemn vow to use his power only for good. When he is captured and held prisoner on the small planet of Goshan Prime, his resolve is sorely tested. He's beaten, starved, and kept constantly chained. There's only one bright spot - a girl who slips into his cell because she's curious.  Dannella is a Princess of the Blood. Raised to be a proper lady, she knows that one day she will be given in marriage to a male who will act as both her husband and owner. Females aren't valued in Goshan society and she has little control over her own life. Despite her restrictive upbringing, Dani rebels and finds her way into the cell occupied by the strange new warrior, a Kindred so huge he dwarfs every other male she's ever known.  Kyron shows her his Touch sense and gives her pleasure she's never dreamed of, even though he is chained in his cell. Dani finds herself falling for the big Kindred but then the unthinkable happens - a marriage is announced and time has suddenly grown short. Now she and Ky are one the run, trying to escape from a life which has become a prison for them both. But in order to gain their freedom, Ky must break his sacred oath. Will it cost him his love and his life?  Listen to Freeing the Prisoner to find out.... *Author's Note: Freeing the Prisoner is a Kindred Tales novel set in the Brides of the Kindred universe

©2017 Evangeline Anderson (P)2019 Insatiable Press

Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
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Releasing the Dragon

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A girl with a painful past A warrior with a Dark Half - the Drake locked inside him. When they come together and the Drake freed, Will it draw them closer together... Or kill them both?  Back in high school, Annie Michaels was an outcast. Too short and plump with frizzy red hair, glasses, and braces, she was the poster child for unpopular. But now, 10 years later, things have changed. Annie is still plus-sized but she’s ditched the glasses and braces and pays to have her hair straightened. She just wants to go to her high school reunion in peace and try to hook up with her old crush - the elusive Christian Wentworth.  Too bad a tall, dark Kindred warrior has other ideas for her.  Drugair of the Drake Kindred is annoyed when he starts Dream-Sharing with the luscious little redhead. He doesn’t have time to call a bride and besides, as a member of the Kindred Elite Espionage Corps, his job is too difficult and dangerous to complicate matters with a helpless Earth female. It also doesn’t help that he has a Darker Side - the Drake who lives inside him wants to claim Annie as theirs but Dru does everything he can to suppress its fiery desires. He tries to ignore the dreams and finds he can’t...he has to go to Annie.  But just because she’s been dreaming of Dru doesn’t mean Annie’s willing to drop everything and be his bride. It’s only after he rescues her from the reunion gone wrong that she begins to feel for him - enough that she stows away on his ship and gets caught up in his latest mission, tracking a terrorist to the Shadow Palace in the Maw Cluster millions of light years away.  While in the Shadow Palace, Annie has to pose as Dru’s x’aan-chow or “sex pet.” This new twist in their relationship brings them closer together but when Annie is threatened, Dru’s Darker Half takes over. When the Drake comes out, will it bring them closer together? Or will they both die as a result?  You’ll have to listen to Releasing the Dragon to find out....

©2018 Evangeline Anderson (P)2019 Insatiable Press

Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
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Pairing with the Protector

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A woman on a dangerous mission to a new world. A warrior sworn to protect her who fears to risk his heart. Can Whitney and Rafe escape from the giant beings who have captured them? And will Whitney end up...pairing with her protector? Dr. Whitney Washington is a Xeno-zoologist living on the Kindred Mother Ship, and she has a big problem - she has a crush on her bodyguard. Unfortunately, the big Beast Kindred who comes with her to dangerous planets to protect her clearly doesn't return her interest...or does he? Rafe is a warrior with a past - a bad one. He has been hurt before when dealing with females, and he doesn't intend to repeat the experience. But it's hard to ignore Whitney's beauty and bubbly personality. Still, he's determined to try until an unexpected turn in their latest trip to a new planet for research changes everything. Forced to land on an unknown world, Whitney and Rafe find themselves among a group of feral humanoids who seem to be about as smart as house cats. Soon they are mistaken for pets by the huge aliens who live on the planet and taken into captivity as a "mating pair". But what will happen when Rafe and Whitney actually have to mate in order to escape? You'll have to listen to Pairing with the Protector to find out....

©2019 Evangeline Anderson (P)2020 Insatiable Press

Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
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Davy Harwood in Transition

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The vampire nations sent their armies for her. They feared and sought to destroy her. The werewolves sent their own in the hopes to take her magic. One stood against them all to protect her. And in the midst of everything, as she watched her human life crumble to her feet, Davy grew as the Immortal every day. Her powers transitioned until she would save them all in the end. She only hoped she wouldn't lose her humanity at the cost of fulfilling the Immortal Prophecy.

©2014 Tijan Meyer (P)2017 Novel Audio Inc.

Author: Tijan
Category: Romance, Paranormal
Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
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Forever Lies

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Luca was heartache waiting to happen. On the surface, he appears well-dressed and professional, but behind those impassive black irises, I can sense something dark and ruthless. He’s unlike any man I’ve come across in my life. With my wealthy upbringing, I’ve been around any number of affluent, powerful men, but Luca is different. Enigmatic. Overwhelming. He wears an air of secrecy like the latest fashion trend. I’m not one of those girls who seeks out the bad boy - I have enough issues to deal with in my life without adding his brand of trouble. Problem is, a chance elevator malfunction put me straight in his crosshairs, and now, he won’t let me walk away. The most disturbing part - no matter how dangerous he may be, there’s a mutinous side of me that doesn’t want to run. As if I ever had a choice.... Warning: There is a scene involving attempted sexual assault that may not be suitable for listeners sensitive to such topics.

©2019 Jill Ramsower (P)2019 Jill Ramsower

Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
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Davy Harwood

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Being empathic is the least of Davy's problems. She wants to go to college and live a normal life, until someone gives her something she doesn't want. Now she has to deal with the supernatural and a prophecy that no one knows about.

©2014, 2016, 2018 Tijan Meyer (P)2017 Novel Audio Inc.

Author: Tijan
Category: Romance, Paranormal
Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
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Awakened by the Giant

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Awakened by the Giant - a Kindred Tale of the Jor'gen Kindred   A Giant Kindred devoted to science Clones a beautiful woman to learn from her But what Maddy teaches Calden is how to love And love is forbidden - punishable by Death Can they escape now that Maddy has been...Awakened by the Giant? Meet the Jor’gen Kindred. After leaving the main Mother Ship centuries ago to make a genetic trade with a massive race of people, they are thirty percent bigger than their ancestors. Which makes them nine feet tall - giants to regular sized humanoids. Hundreds of years after the genetic trade which made them so huge, the Jor’gen Kindred have no more females and are seeking a new people to trade with - all but Calden. Believing he doesn't need a female in his life to be happy, Calden moves to the Mentat Space Station to devote his life to biological research through cloning. The Station is ruled by a harsh taskmaster - an AI called FATHER who forbids any females. But Calden doesn't care, as long as he is allowed to clone and study as many specimens as he wants. Then one day, the recovery droids find something new - the remains of a sentient human female and the ship she crashed in. Consumed by scientific curiosity, Calden gets special permission to make a clone of the dead woman - he doesn't know she will cause him to break the rules and risk his career and even death...when he falls in love with her. Madeline Harris has no idea what's going on. She wakes up in a vat of green goo with her memories fractured, surrounded by the big, scary Mentats of the Station. Then a giant comes to save her. It doesn't take much for her to fall for Calden but she doesn't realize that the station is a hostile place for women...or that she could be in big trouble if the AI, FATHER, discovers how very much Calden cares for her in return. Will they escape the Mentat Station in time to save Maddy's life? And will she ever forgive Calden for keeping deadly secrets from her? You'll have to listen to Awakened by the Giant to find out...

©2019 Evangeline Anderson (P)2019 Insatiable Press

Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
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Exquisite

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Tormented by self-imposed guilt, Dr. Lena O'Donnell has spent the last nine years in survival mode. Struggling through days that seem to blend together and battling her way through each horrifying night, she's determined that this is what she deserves.... Mason Langley's life is going exactly the way he planned it, until her. A confirmed bachelor and the successful owner of the hottest restaurant to hit Chicago, he never expected to be blindsided by an angry woman in a pair of scrubs. No matter how hard he tries, he can't seem to shake the doctor, and he finds himself liking the way she makes him feel. Almost overnight Lena finds her world turned upside down by Mason and the sexual desire they discover together. Slowly she lowers her guard and invites him inside. But when tragedy strikes she begins to believe that sometimes it's better to be alone and safe than to love and lose....

©2012 Jennifer Accardo (P)2014 Tantor

Author: Ella Frank
Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
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The Circle

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Joining with my alphas has changed me at my most basic levels. I can't seem to control my powers, but with Jeren, Kyte, and Ceredes at my side, I think I'll eventually stop with the accidental outbursts of lethal energy. Hopefully.  But my powers aren't the only problems. I have an omega who wants me dead, a Sentient who is still trying to kidnap me, and an undeniable need to mate with my alphas. The entire fleet is slowly reaching a boiling point as the Sentient threat grows, and when they attack and take someone dear to us, the circle vows to fight back. But as the council of regents begins to fracture, secrets slip through the cracks. When I discover the truth, will I be able to withstand it, or will the circle break under the weight of my past? Lily's note: This is the second book in the Omega Academy series. Please listen to book one: Omega Academy, before starting The Circle. Recommended for listeners 18+.

©2020 Lily Archer (P)2020 Lily Archer

Author: Lily Archer
Category: Romance, Fantasy
Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
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Hitting the Target

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A girl sent to kill the one she is dreaming of... Her target? A Kindred warrior with a beast inside... Can Mia complete her mission? Or is Trey Hitting the Target when he aims for her heart? Ormyu Five is the world divided in two To the north, a police state ruled by the heavy hand of The EYE, which spies on its people constantly and keeps iron control over their lives. To the south lies Bountiful, a country of free thinkers bustling with trade and blessed with balmy weather. But those from the Northern Block never get to experience its temperate climate for the two halves of Ormyu Five are divided by an impenetrable wall of blue energy called the Great Barrier. Mia lives in the North and can’t remember a time when she wasn’t looking over her shoulder. Everyone spies on everyone else and reports to The Eye. It is a land of paranoia - a place of constant fear. Even Mia herself has been forced into the ranks of informants - she works as a nurse but also as a covert agent, reporting weekly to her Commandant in The EYE’s headquarters for new assignments. Imagine her surprise and dismay when she recognizes her new target - a huge male with a mane of golden brown hair and pale piercing eyes - as the one she has been dreaming of for months.  Treygar is a rare Lei’on Kindred which means he keeps a hungry beast locked within himself. He came to Ormyu Five with his people, looking for a new genetic trade on the strangely divided planet. What he doesn’t expect is to start dream sharing with one of the inhabitants of the backwards world but that is exactly what happens. He wants to go and find the mysterious, curvy little female but before he can, he runs into her at the transport station.  Mia is scared to death of the huge Kindred warrior. She’s been dreaming of him for months but she assumed It was just that - a dream. Even worse, he is the target she had been sent to the South to track…and possibly to kill. Can she keep herself from falling for Trey and complete her mission? Or is the big Kindred aiming for her heart, Hitting the Target?

©2019 Evangeline Anderson (P)2019 Insatiable Press

Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
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Back for More

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Wes  When I was a kid, my dad was the gardener for the richest man in town. His daughter, Lily Barnes, told me she could never like a guy like me. Then she kissed me and told me it would never happen again. When it happened again, she told me she could never love me because she was going to leave this place, and I would never leave my dad.  We were never quite friends, not exactly enemies, and we could never quite stop secretly kissing each other.  She never said goodbye before running off to try to make it as an actress. That was her dream, and I wanted her to chase it. Okay, maybe I hated her for it, just a little.  Now she’s back, with no money and even more sass. A lot has changed around here...except for my hidden feelings about Lily Barnes.  Lily  So, it turns out I’m a terrible actress and now I’m back!  When my father offers me a job at his company, I actually think he’s finally decided I’m worthy of one day taking over the family business. Imagine my surprise when I find out that the gardener’s son is the one who’s being groomed to take over, and I’ve been assigned to work for him.  Wes Carver has always been rich in confidence and abs, but now he’s rich in everything, including disdain for yours truly.  If he thinks I’m not built to work, he’s wrong.  If he thinks he can boss me around just because he’s my boss, he’s delusional.  If he thinks I’m still the girl who could never love him...I may be a better actress than anyone thought. 

©2019 Kayley Loring (P)2019 Kayley Loring

Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
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A Very Friendly Valentine's Day

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Eddie: Cancel your dinky-little roomette on the train. I’m booking us two of the big bedroom suites.  Birdie: I’ll cancel it after you’ve booked the other sleeper rooms. And reimburse you.  Eddie: Don’t worry about it. Just cancel your tickets. I got this. Round trip. I’m on the Amtrak website right now.  Birdie: You don’t have to leave NYC when I do! You’ll hardly be able to spend any time with your Instagram girlfriend who you've never met!  Eddie: It’s fine. She’ll be fine with it. Cancel your tickets.  Birdie: You aren’t going to stop texting me until I’ve canceled them, are you? Eddie: Damn right I’m not. Just do it. You can thank me later.... Eddie: Um. Did you cancel your tickets?  Birdie: Yes, Edward. I canceled them.  Eddie: Okay, because it turns out they only had one family bedroom from LA to Chicago. But the good news is I booked it for us. It’s the biggest room they had. The bad news is I booked it for us. And it’s the only sleeper room they have left now.  Eddie: In related news, there was also only one room left from Chicago to New York.  Eddie: Hands up if you’re excited! *man raising hand emoji* Birdie: I am so mad at you right now.... Birdie: I’ve compiled a list of ground rules re: shared train bedroom. Check your email; please read carefully; and refer to it again on the ninth of February. Thank you.  Eddie: *nerd face emoji* Received. I have some notes.  This audiobook has dual narration, with portions that are duet-style.

©2021 Kayley Loring (P)2021 Kayley Loring

Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
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