Marissa Parness has narrated 70 audiobooks on Listento.it by 23 authors, with an average listener rating of 4.8★ across 576 ratings. The most-rated is False Alarm.
Gun Mage
Summary
On January 1st, 2020, the comet hit, and a good chunk of the people on Earth died or turned into mutants. But some people gained powerful magical abilities. You would think that the fall of humankind would usher in a time of peace and happiness for the survivors, but since powerful people tend to be assholes, life got worse, and these mages enslaved those who couldn’t protect themselves. I have magic too, but not just any magic. I can summon guns, and nothing kills asshole mages better than a bullet through the brain. Disclaimer: This is a slow-burn harem series with explicit sex scenes.
©2020 Logan Jacobs (P)2020 Logan Jacobs
Doomsday Hunter
Summary
Step 1 - Travel to a different dimension on verge of destruction Step 2 - Save dimension from doomsday event Step 3 - Find the Wayfarer woman to take back so their dimension stabilizes Step 4 - Bind Wayfarer woman to you for bonus powers and abilities Step 5 - Get paid and then go back to step one
©2020 Eric Vall (P)2020 Eric Vall
Monster Girl Islands 2
Summary
Ben is now Draco Rex the dragon king, and his dynasty is steadily growing. His women give him a new dragon-kin child every few weeks, he has fortified and improved his village and palace, and the water dragons are coming back from the brink of extinction. Life is good for him, but the gods have further plans, so it is time for the new ruler to build a raft and expand his domain.
©2020 Logan Jacobs (P)2020 Logan Jacobs
Dragon Emperor 9
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Evan and his party continue on to the next stop on their campaign, but they quickly discover things are not right in the underground city of Colaruma. The king’s appointed Sentinels are missing, there is evidence the Green Glass Sect is once again up to no good, and the city’s Council of Magistrates is more than a little suspicious. Evan decides to go undercover to get to the bottom of all these mysteries, but a little dragon diplomacy may be in order.
©2020 Eric Vall (P)2020 Eric Vall
Dragon Emperor 10
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The campaign across Rahma continues, and this time Evan and his party travel to the desert city of Kana. The lizard Demi-Human lord is quick to welcome Evan, but his stoic mage of a sister tells Evan she isn’t impressed with him. Men don’t impress her in general, so she prefers a woman’s touch, and nothing Evan can say will change her mind. Evan thinks the lady mage is protesting a bit too much, though, since she can’t seem to keep her eyes off him.
©2020 Eric Vall (P)2020 Eric Vall
Monster Girl Islands 3
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Ben and Mira have set off on their raft to travel to the nearest island. There, they encounter a race of beautiful, long-legged deer women, and Ben meets the woman his daughter Marella foresaw in a vision. But this isn’t just a fun vacation. The voyaging duo will be put to the test against aquatic sea monsters, rabid bunnies, vicious wargs, and Ben’s mortal enemy: The orcs.
©2020 Logan Jacobs (P)2020 Logan Jacobs
The Duelist
Summary
Duel your enemy and kill him. Take his assets, including his wives, as your own. Grow your estate and become the most powerful warrior mage this world has ever seen.
©2020 Eric Vall (P)2020 Eric Vall
How to Be Your Dog's Best Friend
Summary
The Monks of New Skete are known for their unique approach to raising and training dogs. Their philosophy is that "understanding is the key to communication, compassion, and communion" with your dog. In How to Be Your Dog's Best Friend, the monks build upon the basic puppy training covered in their book The Art of Raising a Puppy to tell you everything you need to know to care for your dog. From how to select a dog to fit your lifestyle, how to read a pedigree, how and when to train, how to properly use praise and discipline, and how to feed and care for dogs, the monks offer clear guidelines to improving communication with your canine. Filled with the wisdom, compassion, and caring that the brothers are known for, How to Be Your Dog's Best Friend helps you better understand your dog, which can lead to a deepened bond with your pet.
©1978 The Monks of New Skete. Used by permission of Little, Brown & Company (P)1999 HighBridge Company
Gun Mage 3
Summary
The arsenal of guns that I can summon has grown along with the number of my allies, and we have managed to outrun the pursuing mages for the time being. Unfortunately, to get away from them we had to go places they won’t: mutant infested wilderness, forgotten towns filled with strange religious cults, and even more dangerous locales. So we still have plenty of problems, but as I’m learning, there aren’t many problems that can survive a bullet to the head.
©2020 Logan Jacobs (P)2020 Logan Jacobs
Dragon Emperor 11
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Now that Evan has the Celestial Triad in his possession, what’s the next step? Well, conquering the spirits of the relics and assimilating their awesome powers, of course. But that’s not all Evan will be conquering. Lady Naomi’s defenses have been quickly dwindling, and Evan thinks it’s time to show her how a real dragon male can make her feel.
©2020 Eric Vall (P)2020 Eric Vall
Dragon Emperor 4
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As Evan focuses on rebuilding Hatra, he discovers the project, and the city, are much bigger than he first thought. And things are lurking in the shadowed ruins. Then a phoenix princess comes flying out of the desert, and she begs Evan to save her people from deadly creatures that have pursued them relentlessly. Evan’s not one to turn down a beautiful princess, and besides, there is treasure to be found in the desert. Maybe it’s time to start his own dragon hoard...
©2019 Eric Vall (P)2020 Eric Vall
Soul Gem Collector
Summary
From book one: Being able to rip the soul out of a creature, store it in a precious gem, and use it to cast spells might make me the most powerful student at the Astra Argent Magical Academy. Only I can’t tell anybody about it. Because it's illegal, and they’ll kill me if they find out. But they need me whether they know it yet or not, so I’m going to capture a lot of souls and cast a lot of spells. This is gonna be a crazy semester. This is a monster-girl harem dark-magic academy story.
©2020 Logan Jacobs (P)2020 Logan Jacobs
Dinosaur World 3
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Portals continue to open faster and faster, spewing more and more aggressive dinosaurs across the world, and the situation has gone from bad to worse. Cities are out of supplies, small towns are being wiped out by the vicious reptiles, and it's taking everything they have for the military to maintain any semblance of order. Amid all the carnage and chaos, Jason, Becka, and Hae-won must journey north to rescue Becka’s mother. Navigating safely through bloodthirsty dinosaurs and the worst humanity has to offer will be no easy task.
©2020 Logan Jacobs (P)2020 Logan Jacobs
Making Monster Girls 6
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Everything is unfolding exactly as I have planned it: I have created an entire legion of monster girls, conquered our duchy, and freed the enslaved men. Now all that remains is to defeat the queen, create more monster girls, and liberate the entire realm. It won’t be easy, though, since the queen has sent her most powerful generals and armies to garrison the towns on our route to the royal capital, and we’ll have to fight our way through the opposition. But why kill the generals and their armies when I could capture and turn them into monster girls that love me, too?
©2020 Eric Vall (P)2020 Eric Vall
Monster Girl Islands 4
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Ben and Mira have driven the orcs off the deer women’s island, but the question is not if the orcs will return, but when. As if the orcs weren’t bad enough, Ben spots a simultaneously new and ancient enemy on the horizon.
©2020 Logan Jacobs (P)2020 Logan Jacobs
Soul Gem Collector 2
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Ever since I discovered that I can kill magical creatures, trap their souls in precious gems, and use them to cast spells of my own, I haven’t had a moment’s rest. I have to balance my academics with learning how to use my powers and capture more souls in more gems to grow my spell collection. All the while avoiding angry aristocrats, nosy professors, criminal mobsters, and evil dwarves bent on destroying the civilized kingdoms. Luckily, I have some handy magic, a super awesome foxgirl and the hottest elven girl in school by my side, so nothing can stop me. Unless she finds out I have her ex-boyfriends’ soul trapped in a ruby in my pocket....
©2020 Logan Jacobs (P)2020 Logan Jacobs
Making Monster Girls 4
Summary
I am so close to triumph I can taste it, and everything is within my grasp. A bevy of scientifically engineered monster girls. The destruction of the Matriarchy. Wealth and power beyond reckoning. I just need to make The Duchess mine. For science!
©2020 Eric Vall (P)2020 Eric Vall
Gun Mage 2: Surviving a Post Apocalyptic Magic Earth
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We escaped from New York City, but the mages are still hot on our heels. We’re heading west, to see a man about a gun. Actually, a lot of guns. Any gun I touch I can summon back, so I need to grow my arsenal to have a chance to fend off our pursuers and make it to the west coast. Unfortunately, we’ll have to traverse miles mutant-infested wilderness to get to our contact, and even if we make it through the mutant lands, the mages could easily be waiting for us on the other side. I’m definitely gonna need a lot of guns.
©2020 Logan Jacobs (P)2020 Logan Jacobs
Evil Genius: Book 4
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Yes, I killed all the supervillians housed in the Grayville Ultramax Prison. I’m sure some, like the Shadow Knight, would consider that to be crossing a line and an unforgivable act of an unrepentant mass murderer. I consider it another high-performance day on the job. If the Shadow Knight has a problem with it, he knows where to find me. I really hope he does have a problem.
©2020 Logan Jacobs (P)2020 Logan Jacobs
Dragon Emperor 12
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Evan and his party continue on to the peninsula of Rahma, but an ultimatum from the king hangs over Evan’s head. If he can’t get the Lord of Atheson to swear fealty to the crown, then he has been tasked with breaking the peninsula off the continent and letting it sink to the bottom of the ocean. Can Evan get the lord to submit without bloodshed, or is it time for some more draconic diplomacy?
©2020 Eric Vall (P)2020 Eric Vall