Your Broom or Mine?

Summary

What’s a tree sprite to do when she’s stumped? Get to the root of the problem, of course. Only, I wood get stuck in a tree with the warlock I love camped out next to it, mea culpa-ing for being a turdwaffle for the last decade.  What should I do about it? Umm...stay in the tree and enjoy the show.  Location: Assjacket, West Virginia (Who in their right mind named this town?) Mission: get out of the tree and dropkick the warlock who forgot to mention he was in love with me until I was stuck in a tree. Obstacles: just about everything - crazy, foulmouthed witches, accident-prone shifters and a musical production of Jaws.  The problem: a vicious slug shifter who will do anything to ruin my future. The solution: With a little luck, a whole bunch of salt, a pinch of magic, and the help of my certifiable new buddies, I might just survive long enough to put down some new roots. And if the journey in the woods gets too crazy? Not a problem. I’ll just branch out and take the psychopath.

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