Clint Edwards has 3 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 2 narrators, with an average listener rating of 4★ across 9 ratings. The most-rated is I'm Sorry...Love, Your Husband.
I'm Sorry...Love, Your Husband
Summary
Marriage and kids are no joke. He may not win Father of the Year, but Clint Edwards has won the hearts of thousands - including the New York Times, Scary Mommy, and Good Morning America - thanks to his candor and irreverence when it comes to raising kids, being married, and learning from his mistakes. Clint has three children: Tristan (the know it all), Norah (the snarky princess), and Aspen (the worst roommate ever). He describes parenting as "a million different gears turning in a million different directions, all of them covered in sour milk." In this inspiring and unconventional book of essays, he sheds light on the darker yet hilarious side of domestic life. Owning up to all his mishaps and dumbassery, Edwards shares essays on just about every topic fellow spouses and parents can appreciate, including: stupid things he's said to his pregnant wife, the trauma of taking a toddler shopping, revelations on buying a minivan, and the struggle to not fight the nosy neighbor (who is five years old). Clint's funny, heartwarming account of the terrifying yet completely rewarding life of a parent is a breath of fresh air. Each essay in I'm Sorry...Love, Your Husband will have you thinking finally, someone gets it.
©2018 Clint Edwards (P)2018 Tantor
Father-ish
Summary
In his third book, Clint Edwards shares honest, relatable, and unbearably funny tales of botching birthdays and holidays as a father of three. Clint Edwards, author of the hit book I'm Sorry...Love Your Husband and the follow-up Silence Is a Scary Sound, is back with a third collection of essays chronicling honest tales of struggling to raise three young kids, making plenty of mistakes along the way and learning to be a better father. After Clint's first collection of stories, which act as an apology to his wife, this natural follow-up will place the author's children at the center of the apology and recount funny and relatable tales of Clint's parenting fails. Stories will detail incidents of the author half-surviving, half-ruining birthdays, holidays, vacations, and other important milestones in his children's lives and touchingly examine the ways he makes up for them. With this audiobook exploring the widely universal theme of parenting, new audiences (as well as Clint's dedicated following) will see stories as both a mirror of their own lives and a comic relief from it. Essays include titles like, "I Changed a Friend's Name in My Phone to Santa and Had Him Text Threats to My Children" and "Reasons My Children Cried at Their Own Birthday Parties". Clint's addicting voice, writing about being a parent around the holidays, will help anyone who is a mother or father, who works with young children, is a member of a large family, or has ever taken care of another human being before connect with these stories.
©2020 Clint Edwards (P)2020 Random House Audio
Silence is a Scary Sound
Summary
I'd gone to college. I'd written for the New York Times. I had a solid credit score. How did I end up here? After his breakout hit book, I'm Sorry...Love, Your Husband, Clint Edwards has more laugh-out-loud tales, this time from the "terrible twos" and "threenager" phases each of his kids went through. His relatable toddler stories leave parents and caregivers cackling, and remind us all that no one is the perfect parent. In fact, sometimes the only thing that gets Clint through the day is thinking about when his kids grow up...and all the ways he can finally exact his revenge. Like leaving a leaky sippy cup full of milk to rot under the back seat of his daughter's car, or waking up at 4 a.m. to incessantly ask his son for a cheese stick. With essays like "Locking Doors Is Hilarious Until the Fire Department Arrives", "Poop Doesn't Go Easily Down a Tub Drain", "Dad's Never the Favorite", and "Face It - You'll Never Pee Alone", Clint knows exactly what's "terrible" about the twos...and threes.
©2019 Clint Edwards (P)2019 Tantor