Francesca Simon has 14 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 2 narrators, with an average listener rating of 5★ across 1 ratings. The most-rated is Horrid Henry Meets the Queen.

14 audiobooks
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Horrid Henry Meets the Queen

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Summary

Four uproarious new stories, enhanced by Miranda Richardson's manic reading and really horrid music and effects, in which the Queen visits Horrid Henry's school and watches the children make wattle and daub; and Horrid Henry tries to hypnotise Moody Margaret, tricks Perfect Peter into doing his household chores, and gets his own way at bathtime.

©2004 Francesca Simon (P)2004 Orion Publishing Group Ltd.

Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
Available on Audible
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Horrid Henry and the Bogey Babysitter

Summary

Four complete stories enhanced by Miranda Richardson's award-winning reading and really horrid music and effects: Horrid Henry encounters the babysitter from hell, traumatises his parents on a car journey, goes trick-or-treating at Halloween and sabotages his school project. Four stories, as brilliant and inventive as ever. This audiobook includes the following stories: 'Horrid Henry Tricks and Treats', 'Horrid Henry and the Bogey Babysitter', 'Horrid Henry's Raid' and 'Horrid Henry's Car Journey.'

©2002 Francesca Simon (P)2002 Orion Publishing Group Ltd.

Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
Available on Audible
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Horrid Henry and the Mega-Mean Time Machine

Summary

Four stories about Horrid Henry, everyone's favourite awful child, and, as Books for Keeps called him, "the child every teacher has nightmares about". Four fabulous new stories: Horrid Henry builds himself a time machine and tricks Perfect Peter, Perfect Peter strikes back, Henry eats snails at Restaurant Le Posh, and is dragged out on a horrendous hike. These hilarious stories are brilliantly read by the infectiously cheeky Miranda Richardson (Queen Elizabeth in Blackadder), with sound effects and specially written music.

©2005 Francesca Simon (P)2005 Orion Publishing Group Ltd.

Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
Available on Audible
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The Monstrous Child

Summary

Meet Hel, an ordinary teenager - and goddess of the Underworld. Why is life so unfair?

Hel tries to make the best of it, creating gleaming halls in her dark kingdom and welcoming the dead who she is forced to host for eternity. Until eternity itself is threatened.

©2016 Francesca Simon (P)2016 Bolinda

Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins
Available on Audible
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Horrid Henry: The Mayhem and Mischief Collection

Summary

Number one for fiendish fun!  Twelve classic Horrid Henry stories - perfect lockdown listening for children who love mischief and mayhem! Horrid Henry has been up to no good in these 12 mischievous stories. He's planned a not-so-great escape, started a money-making scheme, outwitted a demon dinner lady and annoyed his little brother! The Mayhem and Mischief Collection contains 12 exciting stories: 'Horrid Henry's Injection' 'Horrid Henry and the Secret Club' 'Perfect Peter's Horrid Day' 'Horrid Henry's Birthday Party' 'Horrid Henry Runs Away' 'Horrid Henry's Sports Day' 'Horrid Henry Gets Rich Quick' 'Horrid Henry's Christmas' 'Horrid Henry's Revenge' 'Horrid Henry's Computer' 'Horrid Henry Goes to Work' 'Horrid Henry and the Demon Dinner Lady' Twelve utterly hilarious and totally brilliant Horrid Henry stories by Francesca Simon.

©1999 Francesca Simon (P)2020 Hodder Children’s Books

Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
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Horrid Henry's Stinkbomb

Summary

Four complete stories enhanced by Miranda Richardson's manic reading and really horrid music and sound effects:Horrid Henry makes a stinkbomb that becomes a weapon in a deadly intrigue between two double agents (Perfect Peter and Moody Margaret), creates chaos in his team project (to build the Parthenon), accepts an invitation to a sleepover from the new kid at school, and acquires a new pet: a tarantula, of course.

©2002 Francesca Simon (P)2002 Orion Publishing Group Ltd.

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Horrid Henry and the Secret Club

Summary

Four more hilarious stories with amazing music and sound effects, featuring "everyone's favourite awful child". First, Horrid Henry has his courage put to the test when confronted with Nurse Needle and a nasty injection. Then it is rivalry between Henry's and Moody Margaret's Secret Clubs as they try to outwit one another. Perfect Peter then decides to be "horrid" for a day to see what happens. Finally, Horrid Henry livens up his dull and disappointing birthday party the way he knows best.

©1995 Francesca Simon (P)2002 Orion Publishing Group Ltd.

Length: 1 hr and 3 mins
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Horrid Henry Gets Rich Quick

Summary

These are the stories of Horrid Henry, "the child that every teacher has nightmares about." Four complete and unabridged stories with really horrid music and sound effects: Horrid Henry has a bad day and runs away, only to be lured back by pancakes; he cheats in every possible way at sports day; he thinks of a novel way to get rich quick, and ensures by devious means he gets what he wants for Christmas.

©1998 Francesca Simon (P)2001 Orion Publishing Group Ltd.

Length: 57 mins
Available on Audible
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Horrid Henry Rocks

Summary

Four new stories: 'Horrid Henry's Invasion' - Horrid Henry and Perfect Peter keep invading each other's rooms. 'Moody Margaret's Sleepover' - Moody Margaret invites all the members of the Secret Club for a sleepover, with catastrophic results. 'Horrid Henry's Autobiography' - Miss Battle-Axe's class all have to write their autobiographies, the best to be published in the local paper. 'Horrid Henry Rocks' - Horrid Henry wants to go to the Killerboy Rats concert while his family want to go to the Daffy and her Dancing Daisies concert.

©2010 Francesca Simon (P)2010 Orion Publishing Group Limited

Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
Available on Audible
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Horrid Henry: Up, Up and Away

Summary

Number one for fiendish fun! Horrid Henry takes to the skies in Up, Up and Away! Horrid Henry is back and naughtier than ever in this brand-new book from the internationally best-selling author Francesca Simon.  Contains four brand-new stories, featuring Horrid Henry wreaking havoc on an airplane, being forced to write an essay about the Tudors, sabotaging the school play and sneaking onto a forbidden roller coaster. These timeless stories offer an irresistible introduction to reading for pleasure, featuring one of the best-loved characters in children's fiction. Horrid Henry is a major animated television series produced by Novel Entertainment Limited

©2019 Francesca Simon (P)2019 Hachette Children's Group

Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
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Horrid Henry's Haunted House

Summary

Four more stories about everyone's favourite awful child, Horrid Henry. Horrid Henry slugs it out with brother Perfect Peter over who uses the remote control, then he stays in a haunted house and gets a nasty shock. He finds out where the X is going to be on the map in the school treasure hunt, and finally makes a memorable appearance as a TV star. This second "Horrid Henry" audio is read, like Horrid Henry's Nits, by Miranda Richardson (Queen Elizabeth in Blackadder), who brings every character to life in her versatile reading. The stories have sound effects and specially written music.

©1999 Francesca Simon (P)2000 Orion Publishing Group Ltd.

Length: 58 mins
Available on Audible
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Horrid Henry's Nits

Summary

When Horrid Henry gets nits and his little brother Peter Perfect doesn't, he makes sure that everyone else gets them too. After that, he can turn his attention to sabotaging the school trip, ruining his parents' dinner party, and terrorizing Peter.

©1997 Francesca Simon (P)2000 Orion Publishing Group Ltd.

Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
Available on Audible
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Horrid Henry's Revenge

Summary

A brilliant collection of four stories about this favourite character, one of the few new characters to have emerged in recent years for this age group. Wickedly subversive, hilariously funny, and bang up to date, Horrid Henry's fame is spreading. In this collection, enhanced by Miranda Richardson's brilliant reading and really horrid music and sound effects, Henry accompanies his father to the office, hacks into his parents' computer, meets the Demon Dinner Lady and plans the ultimate revenge on Perfect Peter.

©2001 Francesca Simon (P)2002 Orion Publishing Group Ltd.

Length: 57 mins
Available on Audible
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Horrid Henry's Nightmare

Summary

Four hilarious new HH stories - HH's Mother's Day, probably not the day his mum looks forward to most in the year, HH's Nightmare where Henry's chased by a ghost bunny with huge teeth, a wailing graveyard ghost and, for good measure, a slimy zombie, then a new story about one of his greatest enemies in The Return of the Demon Dinner lady and last but not least Fluffy Struts Her Stuff. Read by Miranda Richardson. Miranda Richardson has appeared in films such as The Hours, Sleepy Hollow, The Crying Game, Empire of the Sun and Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. TV work includes A Dance to the Music of Time, Jackanory, Queen Elizabeth in Blackadder and Queen Mary in The Lost Prince. She has won two Spoken Word awards for her inspired readings of Horrid Henry and the Secret Club and Horrid Henry's Stinkbomb audiobooks for Orion.

©2013 Francesca Simon (P)2013 Orion Publishing Group

Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
Available on Audible