Humor Heals Us has 17 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 2 narrators. The most-rated is Cupid's Fart Arrows.
Roses Are Red, and I'm Farting Fred
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Fred doesn’t want to get up. Mainly because it’s a holiday he doesn’t like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away, but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world. Our gas carries us Up the Eiffel Tower. Then past the Arc de Triomphe With full fart power. Hello, Leaning Tower of Pisa! And Good-bye! There’s Buckingham Palace As we fly by. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Fairy the Farting Unicorn Roses are Red, and I’m Farting Fred Farting Without You is Like Pete the Pooting Pufferfish Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Fritz the Farting Reindeer Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Perfect for ages zero to 100!
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Poppy the Pooting Panda
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Poppy the Pooting Panda is a normal panda except she has an exceptionally large amount of gas.... My name is Poppy the Pooting Panda. I like to think I’m pretty smart. Though every time I try to eat, I poot and toot and fart. I love bamboo shoots, It is my favorite food. But pooting while you’re eating Is often seen as rude. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Fairy the Farting Unicorn Roses are Red, and I’m Farting Fred Farting Without You is Like Pete the Pooting Pufferfish Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Fritz the Farting Reindeer Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for ages 0-100+!
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Glitter the Tooting Unicorn
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Go on a magical adventure with Glitter the Tooting Unicorn! It was a normal rainy day. I was so bored, with nothing to do. I couldn’t go outside to play. Little did I know that the most magical thing would happen to me.... Share this unicorn story with loved ones. The book series Farting Adventures celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults aged 0-100.
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey
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Warning: This book may cause tooting. Taylor is a fine turkey, except for one small problem: She has gas. She can't help it. It's just the way she is. She explains that it's so common that there are different kinds of names for each toot. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Perfect for Thanksgiving or anytime of the year!
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Artsy Fartsy the Penguin and the Farting Wars
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Artsy Fartsy was used to spending his days all alone. Until one day, he made two penguin friends. Celebrate this winter with a new classic story to share and laugh with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Farting Adventures book series celebrates the value of laughter. Perfect for kids and adults ages 0-100. Farting Adventures books to date: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Taylor the Tooting Turkey and the Tooting Wars, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.
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Fairy the Farting Unicorn
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The number-one funny unicorn book! Fairy is a unicorn. Now, that’s not so strange. But her powerful farts, please avoid at close range. Her farts are a burst of pink rainbow dust. But run away fast, if she lets one bust. Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Fritz the Farting Reindeer Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin
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Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart
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Liam, the leprechaun, loves to fart! Sometimes, it makes him unpopular with the other leprechauns, and other times, it saves the day! Leprechauns are like small elves. They always dress in green. They’re mischievous and magical, And rarely ever seen. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. The children's book series Farting Adventures celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages zero to 100. Check out all the Farting adventures books! Makes a perfect gift for St. Patrick’s day for boys and girls.
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Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin
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Meet Artsy. He loves art. And he loves to fart. What happens when you combine the two? Celebrate this winter with a new classic story to share and laugh with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Farting Adventures book series celebrates the value of laughter. Perfect for kids and adults ages 0-100.
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Frank the Farting Flamingo
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Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an awesome flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for farts. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh, too.
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Fritz the Farting Reindeer
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Fritz is an excellent reindeer, except for one small problem: He has gas. And leading up to the big day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com
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Pete the Pooting Pufferfish
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Meet Pete the Pooting Pufferfish, who is on a mission to find acceptance: The problem is no one likes The gas I put out. But farting is natural, There is no doubt! I can’t believe In this whole wide sea. I can’t find One pooting friend like me. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Fairy the Farting Unicorn Roses are Red, and I’m Farting Fred Farting Without You is Like Pete the Pooting Pufferfish Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Fritz the Farting Reindeer Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Perfect for ages 0-100+!
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Abe the Farting Ape's April Fool's Day
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Hi, I’m Abe the ape. I love April Fool’s Day, mainly because I like laughing but also because I like farting. Laughing and farting. Farting and laughing. It's all the same to me. In this funny animal book about farts, Abe shares his farts like Silent Safari, Joke Jungle, and Terrible Trickster. The book series Farting Adventures celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Makes a perfect gift for April Fool’s day for boys and girls.
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Buddy the Burping Bunny
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Come along with Buddy the Burping Bunny on a funny adventure! Buddy is the Easter bunny. But what’s hard to explain Is if the burping Keeps him sane. Mama and Papa just stared And could not explain why. When a baby, Buddy bunny Always burped, but didn’t cry. Listen to the book to find out what happens in this cute and funny story gift book. The book series Farting Adventures celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults aged 0-100. Makes a perfect gift for boys or girls on Easter or any time of the year.
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey and the Tooting Wars
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey is back. This time, Taylor brings along two turkey friends for an adventure! Max and Austin have just arrived at the farm, but they soon find out that they're not the only ones that can toot. Share this book with loved ones to find out what happens in this story of the tooting wars. This is the sequel to Taylor the Tooting Turkey. This story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Perfect listen or gift for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or any time of the year!
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Farting Without You Is Like...
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What do dogs think about when you leave them? A funny, fresh perspective from your dog's point of view: Farting without you is like... Elmer without glue Detective without a clue Crying without “Boo-hoo!” Witches without a brew Excitement without “Woo-hoo!" Ship without a crew Bandaids without booboo. Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Perfect for ages 0 to 100+.
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Book of Bunny Farts
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Have you ever wondered how the Easter Bunny manages to deliver all of those eggs? Well, he eats. A lot. Eating that much gives him energy, but it also means he farts a lot, too. In this hilarious book, the Easter Bunny explains all the different kinds of Easter farts bunnies release. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. The funny book series Farting Adventures celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Perfect Easter or all-year-round gift for your loved one!
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Cupid's Fart Arrows
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Cupid thinks it’s just another Valentine’s Day until there’s a farting tragedy. Listen to the book to find out what happens in this cute and funny adventure. Makes a perfect gift for a boy, girl, or a special person in your life. Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Perfect for ages 0-100+!
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