Jory John has 11 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 11 narrators, with an average listener rating of 4.3★ across 109 ratings. The most-rated is The Bad Seed.

11 audiobooks
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The Bad Seed

17 ratings

Summary

A New York Times best seller! An Amazon Best Children's Book of the Month from the New York Times best-selling author of the Goodnight Already! series This is a book about a bad seed. A baaaaaaaaaad seed. How bad? Do you really want to know? He has a bad temper, bad manners, and a bad attitude. He’s been bad since he can remember! This seed cuts in line every time, stares at everybody, and never listens. But what happens when one mischievous little seed changes his mind about himself, and decides that he wants to be - happy? With Jory John’s charming and endearing text, here is The Bad Seed: a funny yet touching tale that reminds us of the remarkably transformative power of will, acceptance, and just being you. Perfect for listeners young and old, The Bad Seed proves that positive change is possible for each and every one of us.

©2018 Jory John (P)2019 HarperCollins Publishers

Available on Audible
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The Cool Bean

8 ratings

Summary

The "too-cool-for-school" third book from the number one New York Times best-selling creator of The Bad Seed and The Good Egg, Jory John. Everyone knows the cool beans. They’re sooooo cool. And then there’s the uncool has-bean.... Always on the sidelines, one bean unsuccessfully tries everything he can to fit in with the crowd - until one day the cool beans show him how it’s done. With equal measures of humor, wit, and charm, the number one New York Times best-selling Jory John crafts another incredible story, reminding us that it’s cooler to be kind.

©2019 Jory John (P)2019 HarperAudio

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The Good Egg

8 ratings

Summary

A number one New York Times best seller! An Amazon Best Books of the Year So Far 2019 Selection! From the best-selling creator of The Bad Seed, a timely story about not having to be Grade-A perfect! Meet the good egg. He’s a verrrrrry good egg indeed. But trying to be so good is hard when everyone else is plain ol’ rotten. As the other eggs in the dozen behave badly, the good egg starts to crack from all the pressure of feeling like he has to be perfect. So, he decides enough is enough! It’s time for him to make a change.... Jory John hatches a funny and charming story that reminds us of the importance of balance, self-care, and accepting those who we love (even if they are sometimes a bit rotten). Perfect for shared story time!

©2019 Jory John (P)2019 HarperCollins Publishers

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The Terrible Two Get Worse

7 ratings

Summary

On their own, pranksters Miles and Niles were pretty devious. Now that they've formed a pranking duo, they're terrible! But their powers will be tested when their favorite nemesis, Principal Barkin, is replaced by his stern and cunning father, former Principal Barkin. Now Miles and Niles will do just about anything to get their old antagonist back - including pranking alongside him. From authors and friends Mac Barnett and Jory John comes the second installment in the series that celebrates inventiveness, friendship, and the power of teamwork - for good or for terrible.

©2016 Mac Barnett and Jory John (P)2016 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

Narrator: Adam Verner
Length: 3 hrs and 32 mins
Available on Audible
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The Terrible Two

5 ratings

Summary

Miles Murphy had it made. He lived in a great town near the ocean, he had two best friends, and most importantly, he had a reputation for being his town's best prankster. All of which explains why he's not happy to bemoving to Yawnee Valley, a sleepy town that's famous for one thing and one thing only: cows. Worse than that, Miles quickly discovers that Yawnee Valley already has a prankster - and a great one. If Miles is going to take the title from this mystery kid, he'll have to raise his game. It's prankster against prankster in an epic war of trickery, until the two finally decide to join forces to pull off the biggest prank ever seen, a prank so huge it would make the members of the International Order of Disorder (a loose confederacy of pranksters that flourished a couple of centuries ago) proud. In The Terrible Two, bestselling authors and friends Jory John and Mac Barnett have walked an impressive tightrope, creating a series that has its roots in classic middle-grade literature yet feels fresh and daring at the same time.

©2015 Mac Barnett and Jory John (P)2015 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

Narrator: Adam Verner
Length: 3 hrs and 22 mins
Available on Audible
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The Terrible Two Go Wild

4 ratings

Summary

From superstar authors and friends Mac Barnett and Jory John comes the third installment in their smart and funny New York Times best-selling Terrible Two series, The Terrible Two Go Wild. Everyone's favorite pranksters and founders of the International Order of Disorder are at it again! Miles and Niles find themselves marooned for the summer at Camp Good Times, which is all about peace and good vibes. (Can you say boring?) With no clear prank-ortunities, the Terrible Two fail to see what about all of this is so good. But when kids from the nearby Yawnee Valley Yelling and Push-Ups Camp raid Good Times' super-secret candy stash, the campers look to Miles and Niles for help. Will our heroes break free from the feckless feel-goodery of Camp Good Times? Are their sharp minds and close friendship a match for the fists of the rival campers? And why has Stuart changed his name to Tree? All these questions, plus some other ones you haven't thought of yet, will be answered in The Terrible Two Go Wild.

©2018 Mac Barnett and Jory John (P)2017 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

Narrator: Adam Verner
Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
Available on Audible
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The Terrible Two's Last Laugh

4 ratings

Summary

It's Miles' and Niles' final year at Yawnee Valley Science and Letters Academy, and the Terrible Two have one goal: an epic prank. Something big, something brilliant, something that will leave a lasting legacy at their school. It should be easy-peasy for these experts, especially now that their principal has gone from archnemesis to pranking protege.  But their smooth sailing gets downright bumpy when they find out that the new superintendent is none other than Bertrand Barkin, their principal's father...and their sworn enemy. Now that Former Principal Barkin is Acting Superintendent Barkin, he has a first order of business: his long-promised revenge on the Terrible Two. This rollicking finale to the best-selling series by Mac Barnett and Jory John will settle once and for all who - between quick wits and powerful fists - will have the last laugh.

©2019 Mac Barnett and Jory John (P)2019 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

Narrator: Adam Verner
Length: 3 hrs and 5 mins
Available on Audible
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The Good Egg Presents: The Great Eggscape!

3 ratings

Summary

Based on the number one New York Times best-selling picture book sensation The Good Egg, Jory John and Pete Oswald present: The Great Eggscape! The Great Eggscape is when the Good Egg and his pals escape their carton and drop into the store for a morning of fun, enjoyed by everybody.  Well, almost everybody.  Shel (an egg) isn’t a huge fan of group activities, especially when he’s made to be “It” for a game of hide-and-seek. Nevertheless, Shel doesn’t want to let his friends down, so he reluctantly plays, anyway. But after a morning of hiding and seeking, somebody’s still missing. Will the dozen eggs friends ever be reunited? Find out in this hilarious egg hunt adventure that reminds us to break out of our shells and help our friends in need!

©2020 Jory John (P)2020 HarperFestival

Narrator: Dan Bittner
Author: Jory John
Length: 9 mins
Available on Audible
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The Couch Potato

2 ratings

Summary

Feeling fried? Peel yourself on the couch and meet your new pal-tato! The winning fourth picture book from the number one New York Times best-selling creators of The Bad Seed, The Good Egg, and The Cool Bean, Jory John and Pete Oswald, will get you and your kids moving! The Couch Potato has everything within reach and doesn't have to move from the sunken couch cushion. But when the electricity goes out, Couch Potato is forced to peel away from the comforts of the living room and venture outside. Could fresh air and sunshine possibly be better than the views on screen? Listeners of all ages will laugh along as their new best spuddy learns that balancing screen time and playtime is the root to true happiness. Check out Jory John and Pete Oswald’s other funny, best-selling books for kids ages four to eight and anyone who wants a laugh: The Bad Seed The Good Egg The Good Egg Presents: The Great Eggscape! That’s What Dinosaurs Do

©2020 Jory John (P)2020 HarperCollins Publishers

Narrator: Kirby Heyborne
Author: Jory John
Length: 9 mins
Available on Audible
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I Love You Already!

1 rating

Summary

From the award-winning creator of Goodnight Already!, Come Home Already!, and All Right Already! Bear can't wait to spend a pleasant day by himself. But his persistent next-door neighbor, Duck, wants to take a morning stroll...with Bear. He just wants Bear to like him already.... Jory John, author of Penguin Problems and The Bad Seed, brings us this standout hilarious story of unrequited admiration that will leave children laughing every minute. Perfect for Valentine’s Day or any story time! 

©2015 Jory John (P)2016 HarperCollins Publishers

Narrator: Tony Call
Author: Jory John
Length: 5 mins
Available on Audible
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Goodnight Already!

1 rating

Summary

An E. B. White Read-Aloud Honor book from the award-winning creator of I Love You Already!, Come Home Already!, and All Right Already! Meet Bear. He's exhausted. All he wants is to go to sleep. Meet Duck, Bear's persistent next-door neighbor. All he wants is to hang out...with Bear. Jory John, author of Penguin Problems and The Bad Seed, created this standout hilarious book that will make bedtime memorable. 

©2015 Jory John (P)2015 HarperCollins Publishers

Narrator: Tony Call
Author: Jory John
Length: 4 mins
Available on Audible