Ramy Vance has 7 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 2 narrators, with an average listener rating of 4.7★ across 4 ratings. The most-rated is Mortality Bites: Publisher's Pack.
Mortality Bites: Publisher's Pack
Summary
Mortality Bites: Publisher's Pack contains Books 1 and 2 of the Mortality Bites series. Mortality Bites, Book 1: Mythical creatures are real, and the world is just finding out. Discovering that your neighbor was once an evil, blood-sucking fiend tends to bring property values down. Katrina Darling’s only real friend has been murdered. And not just murdered - ritually sacrificed by a serial killer. Kat is sure more death will follow. She should know...she used to be the monster plunging the blade in. Trouble is, after 300 years of being a vampire, Kat has forgotten what it means to be human. One thing she does remember is that friends matter. Now she's determined to find whoever - or whatever - killed her friend before more victims surface. But just as the hunt begins, a mysterious young man discovers exactly what she was. Kat has a decision to make: run and keep her monstrous past hidden, or avenge her friend and save the city from a merciless serial killer. Family Matters, Book 2: Family matters...but so does breathing. All I want is to be a normal college student, doing normal human stuff...you know - date the resident hunk, study, date some more. But when you’re once undead mother pops in for a surprise visit, well, that's anything but normal. I think it’s best to make good ol' mom's visit as short as possible. But when a deranged stalker from our past, hell-bent on making my mother suffer, interrupts our little dysfunctional family reunion, I’m forced into a perilous fight that could very well get me, my boyfriend, and everyone I know killed. I’m Katrina Darling, a 300-year-old ex-vampire who apparently still has mommy issues. If you like the Dresden Files, Mercy Thompson, or Buffy the Vampire Slayer, then you’ll be helplessly addicted to the Mortality Bites series!
©2018 Ramy Vance (P)2019 Podium Publishing
It's My Party
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Against insurmountable odds, the Mundanes have launched a daring rescue for Beth. Luckily, they're not alone.... The Horsemen are with them. But luck might not get them that far, though. Beth is being held deep within the heart of the Dark One's territory. What if Demons weren't just Demons, but something much worse? Now they've found themselves deep in the Dark One's headquarters, without backup or a chance to retreat. It's all or nothing. And what's worse, the Dark One is preparing to launch a final assault that will destroy all the remaining worlds, including Earth. As if rescuing Beth wasn't hard enough. Do the Mundanes and Horsemen have what it takes to not only save Beth, but also the worlds? All nine of them? Surviving Middang3ard just got a lot harder.
©2019 Ramy Vance & Michael Anderle (P)2020 Tantor
Mortality Bites: Publisher's Pack 2
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Mortality Bites: Publisher's Pack 2 contains books 3 and 4 of the Mortality Bites series. Superhero Me! (book 3): What’s the expression again? “With great power comes a great pain in my ass.” And in a world where just about everything but superheroes exists, the last thing I expected to see was one flying around the park behind my dorm. I mean, isn’t it enough that this GoneGod world is filled with ghosts and demons, angels and valkyries, pixies and dragons? Do we really need souped-up humans, too? Come on! But that’s just the thing: superheroes don’t exist. Or at least, they shouldn’t. So when all sorts of superheroes start popping up on campus, fighting amongst themselves with such ferocity that they’re threatening the city, I have to don my own mask and cowl to figure out what’s going on. I’m Katrina Darling, a 300-year-old ex-vampire who believes in ghosts, but not superheroes. Orphaned Follies (book 4): Never meet your heroes. But that’s exactly what my fae roommate Deirdre wanted to do: meet her hero, the human Professor Oighrig End. Turns out the professor was speaking at some exclusive event, and me being a sucker, I went with her. It wasn’t like I had anything better to do. I was fighting with my boyfriend, I hated my life and I was so severely depressed that all I really wanted to do was curl up in the fetal position and cry. Getting out would be good for me. But then someone had to go murder the human professor. And because of a massive snowstorm, we were literally locked in a building with his killer. What did Sherlock Holmes always say when faced with a mystery? “The game’s afoot.” I don’t know about games. I do know that I really wish I had gone with my initial instincts and stayed in bed. I’m Katrina Darling, a 300-year-old ex-vampire who really wishes she’d read more Agatha Christie in her long, long life. If you like the Dresden Files, Mercy Thompson, or Buffy the Vampire Slayer, then you’ll be helplessly addicted to the Mortality Bites series.
©2018 Ramy Vance (P)2019 Podium Publishing
Late to the Party
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Who knew tabletop RPGs were training manuals to teach humans about our allies? Robert "Suzuki" Fletcher's on a mission to save to one of his fellow Mundanes who was captured by the Dark One's forces. His teammate is being held in the heart of enemy territory...and his HUD gives him a horrible chance of surviving. It's time to level up. Soliciting the help of other more experienced MERCs, the team needs to gain the skills necessary to rescue Beth. Are they up to the task? The problem: Gaining experience in Middang3ard is incredibly, horribly painful. The leader of the Horsemen has a quest that might grant them the experience they need. But can they survive? There are no saved games in Middang3ard.
©2019 Ramy Vance & Michael Anderle (P)2020 Tantor
Mortality Bites: Publisher's Pack 3
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Mortality Bites: Publisher's Pack 3 contains books five and six of the Mortality Bites series. Dawn of a Thousand Sunsets, book five: Japan is the land of the rising sun. Great place for a vampire. But that’s exactly where I have to go to find my missing soul. A few weeks ago, I was briefly turned back into a vampire, which meant that I lost my soul for a day. When I first lost my vampirity, my soul came back. For reasons I don’t understand, this time it didn’t. What’s a girl to do? Go look for it, of course. The only problem is that my soul is being held hostage...in Japan. Why couldn’t it have been the mall? My name is Katrina Darling - ex-vampire, newly re-human-ated university student - and I’m about to max out my credit cards on plane tickets. Three Dead Gods, book six: Even gods can die. Turns out, they can also come back. The gods should be gone. And with their departure, they should have taken their troubles with them. But it seems that when the gods left, they didn’t take everything. Specifically, they didn’t take their dead. Three dead gods remained behind, and because of something I did, they’re going to resurrect themselves. I’ve seen the world with gods, and I’ve seen the world without them. I can’t really say which is better, but what I do know is that these particular gods are real a-----es. Because I’m responsible for their resurrection, I’m also the girl who’s on the hook to stop them. Yaaay. My name is Katrina Darling - ex-vampire turned human again - and I’m about to make three dead gods deader. If you like the Dresden Files, Mercy Thompson, or Buffy the Vampire Slayer, then you’ll be helplessly addicted to the Mortality Bites series.
©2019 Ramy Vance (P)2019 Podium Publishing
Blue Hell and Alien Fire
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The Mundanes finally have a chance to stop the Dark One. Too bad they have to die to do it. After Jose's untimely death, the Mundanes must step up as the new leaders of the MERC world. However, Jose's shoes are hella big to fill. To try to lighten the mood, the Mundanes head to the Island to find one of the most precious substances in all of Middang3ard: Ambrosia. It was, after all, Jose's favorite drink. In an effort to raise morale, they figure, why not throw a party in the fallen MERC's honor? But the Dark One is already on the Island, hatching deadly warriors faster than orcs eat pigs. What's more, Jose's ghost is haunting the Mundanes. It seems that even in death, he's fighting the evil that plagues Middang3ard, and the legendary MERC has found a way to defeat the Dark One. But Jose needs help. And the Mundanes have to join him in the afterlife to do it, while simultaneously stopping the Dark One on the Island. Now Suzuki and his ragtag band of MERCs have to defeat the Dark One both in Life and Death. Will their deaths be enough to get the job done?
©2019 Ramy Vance and Michael Anderle (P)2021 Tantor
Never Split the Party
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There are nine known realms, a world for each race, including dwarves, gnomes, and elves. In the middle rests Middang3ard. Each world knows the others. Each, except Earth. Humans long ago turned their backs on magic, throwing their stock into science and technology, their governments shielding the people from the reality of what was going on elsewhere. So be it. Humans were never very good at getting along with other races anyway. Then the Dark One appeared, threatening to overrun the nine worlds, starting with Middang3ard and ending with the humans' planet. The second planet just went dark; Earth can't stay out of the fight, but can it do anything to save its own future? Now, humans must send elite warriors to Middang3ard to fight, else humans will fight on the shores of their own lands when the Dark One invades Earth. Too bad their elite starts and ends with Robert "Suzuki" Fletcher and his team of Mundanes.
©2019 Ramy Vance and Michael Anderle (P)2020 Tantor