Simon Archer has 24 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 13 narrators, with an average listener rating of 4.6★ across 104 ratings. The most-rated is Branded.
Branded
Summary
Defeat slavers. Take their monster girls. Conquer the world. When William stumbles through a portal in the middle of Antarctica, he'll suddenly find himself in a world unlike any he's ever known. Now, he's surrounded by monster girls, vicious warlords, and everything in between. Worse, his only weapon is a magical branding iron, which seems to have one skill and one skill only, to overwrite slave brands. Thing is, monster girls seem pretty grateful about being freed from the tyranny of their masters, and with each one he brands, the stronger he becomes. And that's a good thing because in a world under siege, William and his magical branding iron might be the only thing that stands between them and complete annihilation. Warning: Contains a harem and adult situations. You have been warned.
©2019 Simon Archer (P)2020 Podium Publishing
Press Start
Summary
In a world full of superheroes, be a power gamer. Everyone has a superpower, even Sam. The thing is, Sam has a power unlike anyone else. He can level up. That might not seem like much, but when everything from doing dishes to thwarting robberies gains you experience, Sam has finally found a way to become the most powerful hero the world has ever seen. And it’s a good thing, too, because the world’s most powerful villain has come back from beyond the grave, and if death didn't stop him, what can anyone else do to stop him? And Sam? Well, he doesn’t stand a chance right now, either, but if he can level up just a bit more...anything is possible. Warning: This book contains awesome superpowers, sexy women, sex scenes, explosions, crazy power leveling, and the ability to become the strongest person the universe has ever seen. That’s right, we said universe.
©2020 Simon Archer (P)2020 Simon Archer
Unchained
Summary
More monster girls. More branding. More world conquering. After their first victory over the vile slavers that control Etria, William and his harem turn to the heart of the barony to seek allies. But when William finds out that the baroness has turned savage, it's up to him and his brand to stop her. Now, he's going to do what he does best, kick ass and save monster girls. And hey, if that means he'll have to face the Queen Bee herself, well, that's what a magical branding iron is for, now isn't it? Get ready to get slaved. Warning: Contains a harem and adult situations. You have been warned.
©2019 Simon Archer (P)2020 Podium Audio
Forge of the Gods 2
Summary
It's Cameron's second year as the only male demigod of his generation, and given that he’s the only male in a school full of women, well...things haven't gotten any easier. Still, he’s been dealing with hot demigoddesses, and the ongoing quest to forge the Ultimate Weapon, on his path to becoming the world’s best blacksmith. But when a strange disease strikes with some very unusual, very lustful symptoms, Cameron will find his hands full...in more ways than one. And since his stepmother is Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love and Beauty, Cameron may just find out she has a few things to teach him.
©2020 Simon Archer (P)2020 Simon Archer
Super Hero Academy
Summary
Nick Gateon is the son of the world's greatest supervillain, and if he's going to make it to Valcav Academy for the Superhumanly Gifted, he's going to need a plan to become a hero: Break the records for the deadly entrance trials. Deal with the kids of your dad's rival who want to see you fail. Impress three hot superheroines-in-training. Get mentored by the world's greatest hero. Survive the crazy curriculum and villain attacks. Win! Please note: This audiobook contains adult themes and harem elements.
©2019 Simon Archer (P)2019 Simon Archer
Forge of the Gods
Summary
As the only male demigod of his generation, Cameron has some pretty big...shoes to fill. For one, he has to deal with all the female demigods, and some of them, well... you know. For two, he’s the best blacksmith the demigods have seen in a millennia, which is good because apparently, he’s destined to craft the Ultimate Weapon. So, yeah, this book is about a dude who likes to forge things and is surrounded by hot demigoddesses. Do the math.
©2020 Simon Archer (P)2020 Simon Archer
Ultimate Mage
Summary
If a strange, beautiful woman offered to take you away from your dead-end life to a wonderful new world, would you go? What if, in this strange new world, your greatest talent was the key to restoring magic and saving a kingdom? Still on board? How about if you would win the hearts of a beautiful elven princess, a noble warrior woman, and a cunning fox-elf? All sounds good, right? But what if there was an army of beasts and twisted elves standing in your way, trying to kill you and your friends? And how about the maniacal mastermind that stole the magic away in the first place? Think you could handle him? Well, you could...if you were an ultimate mage. Ready to get started?
©2020 Simon Archer (P)2020 Simon Archer
Monster Girl Farm
Summary
Level up your animals, breed your monster-girls, save the farm! When Jerry follows the trail of his missing uncle, he discovers a mysterious monster-girl and an equally mysterious region called Delom where everything works like a video game. But there isn't time to gawk, because Jerry's inherited his uncle's farm, once the most famous animal breeder in Delom, and everything is falling apart. The animals are low level, there's not enough food to keep their health up, and a greedy developer wants to put Jerry and the farm out of business. But if Jerry can discover his uncle's greatest secret, he might just be able to level up enough to save the farm. All he has to do is figure out how to breed monster-girls!
©2020 Simon Archer (P)2021 Simon Archer
Maid to Order (A Catgirl Harem Adventure)
Summary
When Clark bought a discount catgirl at a pawnshop he knew they were supposed to do your dishes, clean your house, and cook your meals. He even knew they were supposed to fulfill your every desire. What he didn’t know was that once you have one, your life gets turned upside down especially because you can’t have just one. Please Note: This is a catgirl harem book where you can create your own catgirl to suit your every last whim while taking down an evil corporation.
©2020 Simon Archer (P)2020 Simon Archer
Forge of the Gods 3
Summary
Cameron's third year as the only male demigod of his generation starts with everything going right, only to be touched by tragedy. His mentor is dead, and everyone thinks she took her own life...but Cameron knows better. And he won't stop until he clears Sarah's name and, heck, maybe do a bit more than that. When you're a Greek demigod, you can do more about death than whine about it. You can go right down into the underworld and take the matter right to Hades. But the god of death won't just give up the goods without something in return. Good thing, with the help of his beautiful demigoddesses, Cameron has the talent to make it happen, assuming he can survive the special training to forge what Hades wants, win over a hot dawn goddess, and beat an army of monsters in the process.
©2020 Simon Archer (P)2020 Simon Archer
Omnimage
Summary
Earth, wind, water, fire, life, death, mind control... What if you had one magical power and one power only: the ability to use all other forms of magic? The catch is, you need to level each and every one of them up first. What would you do?
©2020 Simon Archer (P)2021 Simon Archer
Dragon Collector
Summary
Journey to a new world. Check. Tame a dragon. Check. Gain incredible magic power. Check. Save the Kingdom. Check. Acquire more dragons. Check. Repeat as needed. DISCLAIMER: This book contains a harem and adult situations. Trust me, it's awesome.
©2020 Simon Archer (P)2020 Simon Archer
Forge of the Gods 4
Summary
Cameron is the sole male demigod of his generation, son of Hesphasteus, best blacksmith of his generation, and the time has come to fulfill his destiny. The task is simple: step up and take his proper place on the Academy council, find his father, the God of Blacksmiths, forge the Ultimate Weapon with his help, and save the world. That is if the Goddess of Chaos and a seemingly endless army of monsters and demons don't kill Cam and his demi-goddess lovers first. But if anyone can beat the odds and save the entire Olympic pantheon, it's Cameron.
©2020 Simon Archer (P)2021 Simon Archer
After the Virus
Summary
Henry never realized he was special. Sure, he’s an engineer who served his country, but when the virus hit, he found himself alone in a nearly empty world. That’s the key, though: nearly empty. There’s no one left who has the technical know-how to make the world run again...except for Henry. For humanity to survive, he will have to rebuild society out of the motley crew of survivors. It might be impossible, but at the same time, Henry has always loved a challenge.
©2020 Simon Archer (P)2020 Podium Audio
Liberated
Summary
Armed with his magical branding iron and his devoted harem of monster girls, William has freed the lands of Solanna and is ready to lead its people in a final battle against the vile sorcerer at the heart of Etria's troubles. But it won’t be easy. To save Etria, he’ll have to get past a giant blood red wall of doom that is slowly expanding to engulf the world, defeat an endless army of the hungry dead, and storm the sorcerer's ziggurat fortress full of monsters and traps. Fortunately, William has one last trick up his sleeve. And if it works, well, let’s just say that sorcerer can kiss his ass good-bye.
©2020 Simon Archer (P)2020 Podium Audio
Arch Rivals
Summary
Twelve super powered schools. Three devastating events. Only one winner. The World's Finest tournament is coming, and with it comes the chance to truly show the world what you're made of. There's just one problem: for Nick and the rest of Valcav Academy to win, they'll not only have to work together but defeat a new challenger unlike any they have ever seen. And worse? Lord Inferno has entered his own team, and he's more determined than ever to bring Nick over to his side, even if he has to kill everyone at Valcav to do it. Warning: This book contains awesome.
©2019 Simon Archer (P)2019 Simon Archer
Inferno Island
Summary
Riding on the high of success after last semester, it looks like Nick’s path through Valcav Academy to become the world’s greatest superhero is clear. But the life of a superhero-in-training is always changing. When it’s announced that the academy is doing an exchange program with Lord Inferno’s own school, everything at Valcav gets turned upside down, especially when Nick’s world-conquering father joins the Valcav staff. Still, it’s nothing Nick can’t handle. There’s just one problem: A trio of supervillains that have shown up in Lord Inferno’s wake with just one goal: To destroy Valcav Academy and all it stands for.
©2019 Simon Archer (P)2019 Simon Archer
Plus Ultimate
Summary
If you wound up making your home in a fantastical world full of magic and mystery, would you teach your friends and companions the skills that made you an Ultimate Mage? And what if, while you were training a new generation of mages, a great evil rose up to threaten it all? What would you do then? Would you go on a great quest into an unknown land? What if the wrathful dead started to rise to stop you? Or if a terrible new kind of magic was unleashed upon the land, something even you don't know you can stop, even though you're an Ultimate Mage? Could you stop them? Could you save the kingdom and the forest? Maybe it's time to take a step beyond Ultimate. If you think you can do it, let me show you the way.
©2020 Simon Archer (P)2020 Simon Archer
Built to Serve
Summary
Ever since he bought his first catgirl in a pawnshop, Clark's life has gone all sorts of sideways...but in a good way. And, if his catgirls had their way, he'd be on top of the world. There's just one problem. Omnicorp has one last-ditch effort to try to take back not just his catgirls, but all the catgirls. And as a lover of catgirls, Clark can't let that happen.
©2020 Simon Archer (P)2020 Simon Archer
On Thin Ice
Summary
With the defeat of the Triple Triad and the aftermath of their attack on Valcav, it's time for Nick and his classmates to start a new semester on Inferno Island with a show of solidarity and peace: A parade. But when a long-lost hero comes back with his army of robotic penguins to kill Nick’s father, any hope for peace is thrown on its head. If that wasn't all, Carter Academy and its villainous students are about to unleash a diabolical plan unlike any the world has ever seen. And if Nick wants to save the world, his friends, and his family, he’ll have to find a way to power up unlike ever before, fight his way through not one but two secret bases, and defeat the most powerful hero on the face of the planet.
©2020 Simon Archer (P)2020 Simon Archer