Tuvia Tenenbom has 4 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 3 narrators, with an average listener rating of 5★ across 2 ratings. The most-rated is Catch the Jew!.

4 audiobooks
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Catch the Jew!

2 ratings

Summary

Catch the Jew! recounts the adventures of gonzo journalist Tuvia Tenenbom, who wanders around Israel and the Palestinian Authority for seven months in search of the untold truths in today's Holy Land. With holy chutzpah, Tenenbom boldly goes where no Jew has gone before, at times risking his life as he assumes the identities of Tobi the German and even Abu Ali in order to probe into the many stories in this strange land and poke holes in all of them. From the self-hating leftists in Tel Aviv to the self-promoting PLO execs in Ramallah, from the black-clad Haredim of Bet Shemesh to the glowing foreign human-rights activists in Beit Hanina, from Jewish settlers and the Christians who come from abroad to toil with them to ardent Jerusalem monks and Bedouins in surprisingly glorious shacks, Tenenbom takes on the people of the land, getting to know them and disarming them as he breaks bread and mingles with anyone and everyone. Does Palestinian wife number one hate the Jews more than she hates wife number two? Who finances cash-rich NGOs pursuing a Judenrein Israel? Who sets Palestinian olive groves on fire and why? What is the emotional gravity that pulls idealistic human-rights activists from other countries to Israel and only to Israel? Who are the flaming feminists who sacrifice their lives for the rights of polygamists? Whose land is this, anyway? By turns poignant, enraging, and laugh-out-loud funny, this unique travelogue lays bare the intensity of this turbulent land in an unprecedented, eye-opening education, person by person, city by city, and meal by meal. You will never look at Israel the same way again.

©2015 Tuvia Tenenbom (P)2015 Tuvia Tenenbom

Narrator: Shlomo Zacks
Length: 12 hrs and 36 mins
Available on Audible
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Hello, Refugees!

Summary

Germany, the most racist of countries less than a century ago, has for the past two years welcomed over one million refugees, more than any other European country. To find out the secret behind this turn of character, Tuvia Tenenbom, a Jew born in Israel, presented himself as a Jordanian and was able to gain entry into many refugee camps. Living in squalid conditions in airless rooms, and with barely edible food, the refugees begged Tuvia to help them get out of the camps. When not with the refugees, Tuvia traveled through the land and mingled with the local people who shared with him that they, the Germans, were the kindest people in Europe, far superior to the "inhumane” Jews. Tuvia Tenenbom's provocative re-enactment of the refugee reality in the middle of Europe, coupled with the rising anti-Semitism of the people who proclaim themselves to be kind, exposes the hypocrisy of the "Refugees Welcome" mantra chiming throughout the Western world.

©2018 Tuvia Tenenbom (P)2019 Tuvia Tenenbom

Narrator: Douglas Scott
Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
Available on Audible
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Allein unter Deutschen: Eine Entdeckungsreise

Summary

Tuvia Tenenbom, aufgewachsen als Sohn eines Rabbiners in Jerusalem, begibt sich auf Entdeckungsreise durch Deutschland: von Nord nach Süd, von Ost nach West, in die Stadt, aufs Land, in die Kirchen und in die Kneipen. Auf seiner Suche nach der deutschen Identität schreckt er vor keiner Begegnung zurück. Er interviewt Helmut Schmidt, Giovanni di Lorenzo und Kai Diekmann, er ist zu Gast in einem rechtsradikalen Club, er begleitet linke Autonome auf Erste-Mai-Demonstrationen. Er beobachtet die Biertrinkernation im WM-Sommer 2010, er besucht Synagogen, die Konzentrationslager Dachau und Buchenwald, den Weltkirchentag, die Passionsspiele in Oberammergau. Er spricht mit Studenten und Professoren, mit Bankern und Industriellen, mit Politikern und Künstlern, mit Bürgermeistern und Schrebergartenbesitzern, mit Obdachlosen und Junkies. Auf unterhaltsame Weise führt er mit scharfer Beobachtungsgabe die deutschen Marotten vor und enthüllt dabei intelligent und komisch zugleich die Seele des Landes und seiner Bewohner.

©2015 Suhrkamp Verlag AG (P)2015 John Verlag

Narrator: Stefan Krause
Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
Available on Audible
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The Lies They Tell

Summary

Welcome to the real America, a place you call home but don't yet know! The USA is the world's empire and its actions will influence us all for generations to come. But who are the Americans, the people who make up America? Tuvia Tenenbom travels through America to find out. His wanderings take him across regional frontiers, partisan lines, and socioeconomic boundaries in a fearless quest for the flesh-and-blood American. He visits black ghettos and white gated communities, megachurches and Indian reservations. He schmoozes with robbers who teach him the true meaning of love and meets Jews who dedicate day and night to hatred of their brethren. He finagles his way into a prison where skinheads pray, goes to the Senate - where no senator seems to be working - experiments with drugs on American streets, and ponders the deeper meaning of life with rednecks. He mingles with soldiers who teach him how to invade foreign countries and intellectuals who teach him the beautiful nature of Mother Earth, the goodness of man, and the sadism of the Israeli. The characters he encounters, the adventures he eagerly embraces, and the findings of his journey are always unique and often unexpected.

©2017 Tuvia Tenenbom (P)2017 Tuvia Tenenbom

Narrator: Shlomo Zacks
Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
Available on Audible