Cover art for The Warlizard Chronicles

The Warlizard Chronicles


My new fiancée Betty and I were sitting on the couch watching the Westminster Kennel Club dog show, when she looked over at me and casually said, "My first orgasm came from a dog." As I sat there stunned, trying to control my reactions and collect myself, I had two immediate thoughts: 1. Now I know why my dog likes her better. 2. I wish this was the worst thing she'd ever told me. About the audiobook: In The Warlizard Chronicles, Warlizard tells the tales of a misspent youth, from the story of his "dog-gasmic" ex-fiancée to the logic of serving as a German linguist in Iraq. The stories are light, fast-paced, graphic, and not remotely safe for work. You have been warned.

©2011 Warlizard (P)2015 Warlizard

Narrator: Jeff Machado
Author: Warlizard
Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
Available on Audible