Dan Absalonson has narrated 5 audiobooks on Listento.it by 4 authors. The most-rated is Dinosaurs: 51 Fabulous Facts.

5 audiobooks
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Airpocalypse

Summary

The day finally came for all mankind that would choke his very existence from the planet he promised to love and honor. No one could leave their homes because the smog was getting thicker and thicker by the minute. The sun that used to shine so bright that every man, woman and child took for granted was nothing more than a dot like a flashlight with weak batteries that you hit with your hand several times in hopes light will shine. You can replace batteries in a flashlight, but when the sun doesn't have a chance to shine on everything that depend on its heat source things start to die including the human race. Scientists from all over the world tried their best to find a solution, but it was too late, and all they could do is sit back and watch the whole human race die out.

©2014 Drac Von Stoller (P)2014 Drac Von Stoller

Narrator: Dan Absalonson
Length: 5 mins
Available on Audible
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Twas the Bite before Christmas

Summary

It was Christmas Eve night just like all the other Christmas Eve's night before it, but this Christmas Eve night things were about to become ugly for Santa Claus. As Santa was climbing down the chimney he climbed down one he should have passed by. This chimney happened to be Castle Drac Von Stoller's and the Count was in no mood for any visitors, but Santa had no idea he was climbing down the chimney of a blood sucking vampire. Just as Santa was dusting off the ash from the chimney from his suit Count Drac Von Stoller's eyes were blazing red staring right at Santa. Santa said, "Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!" Count Drac Von Stoller replied, "What are you doing in my castle uninvited?" Santa chuckled and said "It's Christmas Eve, and I brought gifts to place under the tree for you and your family to open on Christmas Day."

©2014 Drac Von Stoller (P)2014 Drac Von Stoller

Narrator: Dan Absalonson
Length: 6 mins
Available on Audible
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Gardening for Beginners: Have the Best Garden in the World with These Tips

Summary

Have you considered gardening, but don't know where to start? This insightful book will give you the tips necessary for beginners, to create the best garden for their heart's desire. Gardening for Beginners is full of pointers to help you make the most informed decision when starting a garden for the first time.

©2015 Renee Sandy (P)2016 Renee Sandy

Narrator: Dan Absalonson
Author: Dahlia Rose
Length: 40 mins
Available on Audible
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A Life Worth Dreaming About

Summary

Carl Robertson, a 32-year-old man, did everything he could to move out of his small Midwestern town, losing many friends along the way. He dreamed of living the elegant lifestyle of New York City. He used his anger and hatred to move out of his hometown, discredit it and never wanted to think about it again. For a while, it worked. Then, he finds his life on the ropes and doesn't know why or how to change it. That is until he meets a man who will change his life forever and in a way he never could've seen coming. Suddenly, he finds himself trying to catch up to a new reality, just in time to save his life and find a life worth dreaming about. Learn more at www.nickdettmann.com

©2012 Nicholas Dettmann (P)2013 Nicholas Dettmann

Narrator: Dan Absalonson
Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
Available on Audible
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Dinosaurs: 51 Fabulous Facts

Summary

Does your child love dinosaurs? Then this lively, fast-paced and informative book will enchant them! Filled with fascinating facts and stunning photos it reveals 51 Fabulous Facts about Dinosaurs... In this book, you will learn: Who was the fastest dinosaur How dinosaurs get their names Which dinosaur looked like an overgrown chicken How dinosaurs talked to one another And much, much more! Your kids will love sharing these 51 fabulous facts with their friends!

©2013 Lucy Wilson (P)2013 Lucy Wilson

Narrator: Dan Absalonson
Author: Lucy Wilson
Length: 38 mins
Available on Audible