JB Burgess has narrated 4 audiobooks on Listento.it by 5 authors, with an average listener rating of 2.9★ across 8 ratings. The most-rated is Havoc of Souls.
The Orc Wife
Summary
Sammi is having the worst weekend. When what was supposed to be a secluded romantic getaway turns into a near-death experience when she is stranded alone in the mountains during a snowstorm by her two-timing boyfriend. Sammi faces a desperate situation. With no cell service, dwindling food supplies, and a power outage, she doesn't think it could get worse until an accident leaves her unconscious and vulnerable. When she comes to, she awakens to find herself in a warm cabin, and her rescuer a creature of fantasy - an orc. And he thinks that she will be a perfectly obedient pet. Ha! He wishes. Orgath is an exile, the son of a vanquished chieftain of his clan. His days and nights are spent alone more often than not. When he finds a tiny human while hunting in the human world his compassion moves him to rescue the little thing and bring her home as a companion. He quickly finds out that there is a lot more to humans than orc-kind has believed. When things starting heating up and passion ignites between them, they discover the potential for a lot more in their relationship than either could have imagined.
©2019 Samatha J. Sanders (P)2019 Samantha J. Sanders
Havoc of Souls
Summary
The world went silent when the mist came. Following a sonic blast heard around the world as the gates of Aites were thrown open, the mist clung to the mortal world, but it was not empty. Creatures dwelled within the mist, and when the mist left, they remained. Yet, with the ravagers another came forth. The gatekeeper, Charu strode across the land in hunt of his quarry, those spirits which had broken through the barrier. With his lamp of souls, he moves over the world capturing the spirits and bringing death to those driven to madness, infected by exposure to their miasmatic taint. He will stop at nothing to accomplish his task. The ravagers brought civilization to its knees, hiding out as an infestation within the city. Meredith was one of handfuls of people left in Ashton, barely clinging to survival as resources ran low. When a shift in power dynamics brings the people under the yoke of the ravagers, Meredith knows that her time may soon be up. She doesn’t anticipate being saved by a dangerous spirit bent on destruction. Can love bloom and flourish between a grim spirit and a human woman with spirits running in havoc around them, and will their magic together be enough to save humanity from a crippling fate? *This book contains elements of horror.
©2019 Samantha Sanders (P)2020 Samantha Sanders
Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves
Summary
What would the story of Snow White be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves", a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to listen to it to believe it. Take your expectations for a fairy tale and throw them out the window! A noble prince? Lame. A humble princess? What a loser! A happy ending? You wish. This audiobook is way better than all that. It will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for more. Either that, or it will make you scream for it all to stop. The only way to know is to listen to it. Download Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves now! The Funny Stories for Kids series, written by Dr. Dexter Dweezel and Professor Parnassus Pallie, is an ongoing effort to make fairy tales less crappy. Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves is the first in this series, with more to come. Note: This story is not for babies. It can be crude and has jokes about butts, poo, and drunk people. It also has a bit of cartoony violence. There is no swearing or sexual activity. If this story had a MPGG rating, it would probably be PG, and would be comparable to a modern episode of the Simpsons.
©2015 Dead Duck Media (P)2019 Dead Duck Media
Vegan Meal Prep: The Complete Cookbook with Healthy, Wholesome, Plant-Based Recipes Which Are Quick, Easy, Nutritious and Ready to Go!
Summary
Do you struggle finding plant-based recipes when you're on the go? Or do you just want your dinner as quickly as possible when you get home? If so, Vegan Meal Prep: The Complete Cookbook with Healthy, Wholesome, Plant-Based Recipes which are Quick, Easy, Nutritious and Ready to Go! by Zara Elby, is for you! Finding different recipes which are easy to make while traveling can be a challenge. Our audiobook Vegan Meal Prep will help keep you prepared and organized whether you're on the go or readily available at home. Our recipes are healthy, delicious, wholesome, simple to follow, and easy to prepare! Why choose this audiobook? Whether you plan your meal for a whole day in the office or if you like to know exactly what you’ll be eating for dinner next week, this is the audiobook for you. We offer a whole variety of vegan recipes with something to suit everyone and for any time of the day. The majority of our recipes can be frozen, so you can prepare them weeks in advance or for tomorrow night! What is inside? Introduction to a vegan, plant-based diet Introduction to meal prep Breakfast recipes Lunch recipes Dinner recipes Dessert recipes And much, much more! What are you waiting for? Kick-start your life now, by buying this audiobook!
©2019 Zara Elby (P)2019 Zara Elby