Lemony Snicket has narrated 4 audiobooks on Listento.it by 2 authors, with an average listener rating of 4.8★ across 31 ratings. The most-rated is The Miserable Mill.
The Wide Window
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Now a Netflix Original Series Dear Listener, If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should know this: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but their lives, I am sorry to say, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and this one may be the worst of them all. If you haven't got the stomach for a story that includes a hurricane, a signalling device, hungry leeches, cold cucumber soup, a horrible villain, and a doll named Pretty Penny, then this book will probably fill you with despair. I will continue to record these tragic tales, for that is what I do. You, however, should decide for yourself whether you can possibly endure this miserable story. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket
©2000 Lemony Snicket (P)2001, 2003 HarperCollins Publishers, Inc.
The Miserable Mill
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Dear Listener, I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to listen to this recording because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put down this audio instantaneously, because of all the audios describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet. This recording, I'm sorry to inform you, contains such unpleasantries as a giant pincher machine, a bad casserole, a man with a cloud of smoke where his head should be, a hypnotist, a terrible accident resulting in injury, and coupons. I have promised to record the entire history of these three poor children, but you haven't, so if you prefer stories that are more heartwarming, please feel free to make another selection. With all due respect,Lemony Snicket
©2000 Lemony Snicket (P)2001, 2003 HarperCollins Publishers, Inc.
The Austere Academy
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Dear Listener, If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school. Don't. For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives. Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals, S.O.R.E., and the metric system. It is my solemn duty to stay up all night reading my history of these three hapless youngsters into a microphone, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably listen to something else. With all due respect,Lemony Snicket
©2001 Lemony Snicket (P)2001, 2003 HarperCollins Publishers, Inc.
Swarm of Bees
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From the best-selling author of The Dark comes another book that takes on an intense childhood emotion - this time, anger - in a rollicking, kid-friendly way. Whether you're a kid or a bee, sometimes you feel so mad, you buzz around looking for people to sting and trouble to make. See how one boy, a swarm of bees, and a whole town can get riled up and then find a way to feel better through the comfort of unconditional love and community. Not since David Shannon's No, David! have listeners been given the pleasure of witnessing such uproariously terrible behavior, unbridled emotion, and ultimately, such comfort.
©2019 Lemony Snicket (P)2019 Hachette Audio