Marissa Parness has narrated 70 audiobooks on Listento.it by 23 authors, with an average listener rating of 4.8★ across 576 ratings. The most-rated is False Alarm.
The Longest Halloween
Summary
What happens when you mix together a bored teenager, his girlfriend, and his younger brother with a reckless goblin intent on making Halloween last forever, and a witch with out-of-this world culinary skills? It's The Longest Halloween, a modern day fable that celebrates belief in oneself and family togetherness. Please Note: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.
©2015 Franklin H. Wood (P)2019 Franklin H. Wood
Meet the Drunks
Summary
Is it just me? Or are all relationships complicated? I feel a little bit like it might just be me. Because I seem to be the common denominator in every one of my f--ked-up relationships. The only relationship I have that’s not f--ked up is with my octogenarian sidekick, Al. Although even his loyalty has come into question a time or two - like when he tried to turn in his two-weeks' notice and I was forced to remind him that he can’t quit a job he doesn’t have. And even if he could, then he wouldn’t get to hang out with me anymore. Anyway, at the top of this complicated relationship list, you’ll find my parents. They practically showed up out of the blue, cockblocking straight out of the airport gate, and continued complicating my life from the moment they laid eyes on the Seacoast Majestic Resort, where I live and am head of resort security. Next on the list - and most certainly the f--kiest f--ked-up relationship I have - is with a certain British Satan reincarnate that goes by the name of Erika Wild. She’s the activities director at my resort but has serious delusions of grandeur. And while I could continue down the complicated relationship list - I won’t, because that’s for me to know and you to hear about and quite honestly, the meat and potatoes of this story. So if you’re ready for another round of Caribbean-flavored action and adventure, then you’ve come to the right guy. Meet the Drunks is the fifth book in my story. As always, rated R for colorful language, crude humor, sexual innuendos, and the occasional non-PC remark. Rated A+ for entertainment value. Oh, and one more thing. While I’m not one of those people who’ll tell you what to do with your life or anything, I will say, if you haven’t listened to Drunk on a Plane, Drunk on a Boat, Drunk Driving, or Drunk on the Job, you might wanna start there. You’d find this story a lot more entertaining if you did. That said, this story can stand on its own two feet if required to do so.
©2020 Zane Mitchell (P)2020 Zane Mitchell
Seven Sins of Snow
Summary
Hey, you! Yeah, you. Are you listening? I have a story to share, but it’s not your average fairy tale. My story? It’s wrought with violence. Strewn with blood. Dominated by desire. My stepmother, the evil queen, hates me. She wants me dead but hasn’t killed me yet. At her insistence, a never-ending line of repugnant suitors vie for my hand, but when I decline each and every one, the evil queen punishes me...severely. She will stop at nothing until I’m sold or dead. As she grows insane with power and my death appears imminent, something unexpected happens. I see lurkers. They come to me in my dreams, touch me, taste me. Even though I’ve never met them outside of my mind, I begin to crave them. Stories have been passed down in the town of Riverwood about creatures of legend, kings given the power to wield the seven deadly sins. They tell me they want me; they claim I belong to them. As I fall deeper into sin, they become mine just as much as I am theirs. What will happen if I submit to their desires? Will I morph into the very weapon I seek, harnessing their power for my own? Or will I find myself lost in their seduction? The evil queen might kill me first, but I’ve made a vow to my people to take back my stolen throne while bathing in her blood. Listen to my story, and find out what happens...if you dare. Includes detailed sex scenes, naughty language, torture, violence, and drugs. Intended for mature listeners.
©2021 Loxley Savage (P)2021 Podium Audio
The Phantom Oracle
Summary
Sarah Wright doesn’t think something as minor as death should get in the way of her future. With the worst summer of her life behind her, it’s time to start focusing on her education. An immortal vampire - even if she is still new at it - pursuing a degree may or may not be a waste of time, but it at least it’s a way to keep up an illusion of sanity. Soon after classes start, a mysterious presence trapped at the school attaches itself to Sarah, and her hopes for a normal college year evaporate. Sensing a lost soul in need, she decides to help. Unfortunately, this particular lost soul belongs to an ancient sect of mystics who aren’t at all happy about letting them go. Worse, they aren’t beholden to Aurelie’s decree. Protecting her parents and siblings from the "supernatural crap" falls entirely on Sarah’s shoulders. One wrong move and her worst nightmare will come true: Losing the only thing she can’t un-live without - her family.
©2018 Matthew S. Cox (P)2021 Matthew S. Cox
Transformational Writing
Summary
Want to Learn the Necessary Skills for Becoming a Manifesting Pro and Reaching Your Desires? Read on. The Secret made the Law of Attraction a sensation in the 2000s bringing excitement and awareness to an age-old phenomenon. Until recently, it was known by only a handful of highly attuned individuals, one of whom was the Buddha. "All that we are is the result of what we have thought; what we think we become.” Consistent and convincing thoughts can penetrate your subconscious and raise your level of awareness to notice new opportunities to obtain your desire. Now, awareness about the Law of Attraction is widespread, but people’s results are mixed. Though the concept is well established and straightforward, it’s not always so easy to get the desired results. Several principles need to be observed regularly in a particular way to be successful. As a result, the execution can be rather complicated. For example, thoughts can determine your reality, but many do not. Thoughts that manifest desires successfully need to have certain attributes and be repeated without competing doubts. How to do it remains elusive to many determined to realize their biggest dreams. Consequently, many books have attempted to nail down a simple guide for getting what you want using the Law of Attraction. After all, this is not about being interesting at a cocktail party with gobs of facts, it’s about getting what you most want, fast. Makes sense, right? But despite these intentions, one area that’s often ignored by these books is how to effectively write what’s needed for the different practices in the manifesting process. This is strange given how critical word choice is for manifesting. Buddha sums up this reality best, "The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed....” Transformational Writing fills this need by providing a simple and quick guide that helps you get better at writing and other critical practices required for success. In Transformational Writing, you'll discover: What must be in your scripts to impact your subconscious (required for manifesting) Three tricks for making your writing more exciting The only proven way to raise your vibration to notice previously unseen opportunities One surprisingly simple way to keep your manifesting practice fun and consistent How to finally believe what your affirmations are saying about you Balancing deliberate planning and action with being open to serendipity and change Five ways to uncover your true desire so you manifest more quickly Designing a manifesting process to clear the way for rapid growth And much more.... At first, people might resist manifesting their desires because the Law of Attraction feels so outside normal reality. But they become open to it after hearing the stories of success from others and seeing that science has verified thoughts affect reality. The biggest cause for ongoing resistance is that results can sometimes be elusive. While this frustration is understandable, it’s easily fixed. By getting rooted in the principles and aligning your practices and beliefs with your desire, the Law of Attraction comes alive. It’s a matter of having these guidelines spelled out simply to make their application straightforward. If you want to become proficient in manifesting practices to realize your dreams more quickly, scroll up and click the “add to cart” button.
©2019 Celandine Sadie (P)2019 Celandine Sadie
Drunk Driving
Summary
Technically, there’s only one girl on this island that I’ve been told to stay away from.
One.
And she just showed up on my doorstep looking like a hooker at a ho parade.
Why, you ask? Well, according to her, I’m the only one on Paradise Isle that can help her.
The only. Fucking. One.
Go figure.
So what am I supposed to do? Turn her away and look like an asshole? This whole “being a good person thing” isn’t as easy as it’s cracked up to be. Bear with me, will you? I’m still learning the ropes.
There is one thing I’ve learned in my attempts at turning over a new leaf, though. If I can help someone out of a tight spot, I should do it.
Right?
So now I’m determined to do just that and prove to everyone on this island that I’m a decent guy. Even if that means risking my own neck.
That’s right - I’m back. And I’ve got a whopper of a story to tell you.
Oh. And Al’s coming along for the ride. But don’t worry, I’ve got the wheel. (Mostly because he can’t see over it.)
Hang on tight.
Because Drunk’s driving.
More Caribbean flavored adventure. An octogenarian with a distaste for John Deere Green. And a hooker with an attitude. What could be more fun than that?
Rated R for colorful language, crude humor, sexual innuendos, and the occasional non-PC remark. Rated A+ for entertainment value.
Oh, and one more thing. While I’m not one of those people who’ll tell you what to do with your life or anything, I will say, if you haven’t listened to Drunk on a Plane or Drunk on a Boat, you might wanna start there. You’d find this story a lot more entertaining if you did. That said, this story can stand on its own two feet if required to do so.
©2019 Zane Mitchell (P)2019 Zane Mitchell
The Girl Who Found the Sun
Summary
It started with the insects. The mass die-offs had been a warning unheeded. Before society realized the danger, the Earth had inexorably begun a transformation into a place where life could not survive. A small group found shelter in the Arc, an underground refuge safe from the toxins ravaging the surface. After centuries of darkness, humanity’s second chance is running out - and Raven Wilder knows it. Her job fixing the machinery in the Arc makes her aware of how close everything is to breaking down. When the systems fail, the last survivors of the human race will suffocate in the tunnels meant to protect them from the deadly air outside - starting with the most vulnerable. Unfortunately, in an example of history repeating itself, those in charge dismiss her concerns. When her six-year-old begins showing signs of oxygen deprivation, Raven refuses to go quietly into oblivion. She will break every rule to keep her daughter alive.
©2019 Matthew S. Cox (P)2020 Matthew S. Cox
The Summer the World Ended
Summary
Riley McCullough thought her best friend getting "dragged" off to Puerto Vallarta for the first two weeks of summer vacation was the end of the world. At least, until the bombs fell. Life in suburban New Jersey with her mother is comfortable, not to mention boring, to an introverted 14-year-old. As if her friend’s surprise trip didn’t suck enough, her best summer ever falls to pieces when she’s sent across the country to stay with a father she hasn’t seen in six years. Adjusting to a tiny desert town where everyone stares at her like she doesn’t belong, proves difficult and leaves her feeling more isolated than ever. To make matters worse, her secretive father won’t tell the truth about why he left or what he’s hiding. Her luck takes a turn for the better when she meets a boy who shares her interest in video games and contempt for small-town boredom. Alas, her happiness is short-lived. To escape nuclear Armageddon, she shelters with her dad in a bunker he’d spent years preparing. After 14 days without sun, Riley must overcome the sorrow of losing everything to save the family she still has.
©2018 Matthew S. Cox (P)2020 Matthew S. Cox
Creation Mage 2
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Two beautiful female mages down...an academy of thousands to go. If you haven’t listened to the first book, then I don’t want to spoil the surprise. Grab that now and listen to how exactly a Creation Mage learns his spells. When you’re done, come back here, and you can hear all about my new classes, my new spells, and my venture into the Mage Games....
©2021 Dante King (P)2021 Podium Audio
An Annotated and Modern Review of John Thorndyke's Cases
Summary
Welcome to the 2019 historical review of John Thorndyke's Cases. This edition is produced as the original title is outside of copyright. Please enjoy in the spirit in which it is produced.
©2019 Elite Education (P)2019 Elite Education