Matt Hummel has narrated 4 audiobooks on Listento.it by 3 authors. The most-rated is Microsaurs: Follow that Tiny-Dactyl.
Expensive Janitor
Summary
Breaking Bad meets Boston Legal in this true story of an Albuquerque trial lawyer. Desperately trying to save his practice, morals, and sanity, David Pauly represents everyday people and takes you on an adventure into the real world of legal practice. There are no beautiful boardrooms overlooking Manhattan here. Only a cultural wasteland isolated in sand, idiocy, and rampant gunfire. Along the way, you will learn the secrets that all good lawyers use to pervert justice, confuse the facts, and navigate the treacherously fine line between absurdly clever and catastrophically stupid. You'll meet dysfunctional judges, greedy clients, cannibalistic lawyers, and alcohol-fueled insanity in the state of New Mexico filled with perpetual chaos, poverty, and substance abuse. Expensive Janitor is darkly cynical and politically incorrect. You will never see the law the same way again.
©2018 David N. Pauly (P)2019 David N. Pauly
New Teacher's Guide to Classroom Management
Summary
Have you paid thousands of dollars for a teacher preparation program that left you feeling uneducated in the area of classroom management? Are you nervous about how to control your class on the first day of student teaching? Are you discouraged because the first day of school didn't go as planned? Are you feeling defeated by the extreme behavior problems in your classroom? In this action-oriented quick guide, Clamentia Hall Jr. provides 10 strategies that will help you transform your classroom from a zoo to paradise. In New Teacher's Guide to Classroom Management, you will find: Ten strategies that can immediately be implemented in your classroom Real-life scenarios that will challenge you to think about problems that may arise in your classroom and how you can handle them Examples of how to de-escalate students and minimize future behavior problems This audiobook will allow you to recommit your time to teaching rather than dealing with challenging students. Don't wait! This guide will point you in the direction of the classroom of your dreams.
©2019 Clamentia Hall Jr. (P)2019 Clamentia Hall Jr.
Expensive Janitor
Summary
Welcome to another journey into the dark, dysfunctional underbelly of New Mexico. Our reluctant hero navigates his way through new towns and clients, facing multiple near-death experiences as he fights for the rights of the guilty and absurdly stupid. Along the way, you will encounter steroid-enhanced hillbillies, bitch-slapping cross-dressers, and gun-toting Nazis, all out on a binge. Moronic drug dealers, drunken strippers dancing under a full moon, and a gun-filled Mexican standoff at McDonalds will have you cancelling your plans to visit New Mexico immediately. Dashing through the heroin dens of Espanola, you sneer at nouveau riche tourists in Santa Fe before flying to Roswell and learning the truth behind the Alien spacecraft crash of 1947. Expensive Janitor: Deeper Clean brings back some of your favorite characters; Abdul the Pakistani repo guy and Phoebe, the office manager who is always packing heat, while introducing new characters whose lives are so messed up, you won’t believe it until you listen to it.
©2019 David N. Pauly (P)2020 David N. Pauly
Microsaurs: Follow that Tiny-Dactyl
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Danny and Lin never say no to adventure, so when Danny’s spy camera captures a tiny dinosaur crashing into Lin’s helmet during her skateboarding tryouts they know they have to investigate. But even they weren't prepared for a secret laboratory filled with amazing inventions (including the Shrink-a-Fier and the Expand-o-matic 2) and astonishing discoveries (Triceratops are not fond of the color red!). Who knew that tracking one tiny pterodactyl would open up such a giant world of adventure with the Microsaurs!?! Honey, I Shrunk the Kids meets Jurassic Park in this new action-packed chapter book series from author and illustrator Dustin Hansen.
©2016 Dustin Hansen (P)2019 Dustin Hansen