Melissa Schwairy has narrated 44 audiobooks on Listento.it by 19 authors, with an average listener rating of 4.8★ across 329 ratings. The most-rated is Signs of Cupidity: A Fantasy Reverse Harem Story.
Signs of Cupidity: A Fantasy Reverse Harem Story
Summary
You'd think that basically being in charge of love would be an epic job, right? Wrong. Sure, I can blow some Lust into people's faces and watch the show, but I can't actually participate. It gets old, trust me. Same goes for love. I can pass it out like sugar-free lollipops at a dentist's office, but I can't get any love for myself. It totally sucks. I used to consider myself a hopeless romantic, so why wouldn't I choose to become a cupid? Sounds like a good idea, right? Wrong again. They don't call us stupid cupids for nothing. I'm stuck in this never-ending afterlife where I'm invisible, lonely, and bitter as hell. And yeah, I'm probably responsible for some terrible matchmaking out there. Sorry, not sorry. All my bad cupid'ing might be why I was exiled from the human realm. You can do only so much before the cupid bosses get all huffy. Unfortunately, my bitterness carried over into the new realm, and then I attacked a fae prince with Love Arrows. Accidentally. Okay, not accidentally. But hey, he deserved it. What I didn't expect was for him to retaliate and hit my ass with some crazy magic mojo strong enough to push me into the physical realm. Whoa. That's right. This cupid just got a real body. And you know what that means.... Now it's my turn to get some. Love, I mean. Get your head out of the gutter. Wink, wink bitches. Author's note: This is a medium-burn reverse harem story. It includes explicit language and sexual situations. Intended for audiences 18 years and older. As this is a series, there will be a cliff-hanger.
©2018 Raven Kennedy (P)2018 Raven Kennedy
Bonds of Cupidity: A Fantasy Reverse Harem Story
Summary
Note to my stupid cupid self: The next time I go and anchor myself to a hot covey, make sure those anchors aren't about to compete in a fight to the death.
Yeah. Total downer.
I have a body now, and I don't intend to lose it. I also don't intend to lose the genfins that I've grown so attached to. So it's time to return to the kingdom island and hope like hell that my guys make it through the royal trials of the culling. I also have to hope that the prince of the realm doesn't spot me. If he does, I'm pretty sure I have imprisonment and torture to look forward to.
But we can make it through this. I know we can. I'm at least 70 percent sure we can, anyway. Okay, maybe it's more like 50-50. But after we do? Well, my to-do list is long, but convincing my genfins that they belong with me is pretty high up there. So is dessert. And trying some fairy wine.
And skinny dipping. Also sex. Lots and lots of sex.
But mostly, I just want what I've always wanted - to have love of my own. Wings crossed that the genfins get on board with that plan. This cupid has her work cut out for her.
Author's note: This is the second book of the Heart Hassle Series, so there is a cliff-hanger. Be warned. This is a reverse harem story and includes sexually explicit scenes and mature language. Intended for ages 18 years and older.
©2018 Raven Kennedy (P)2018 Raven Kennedy
Crimes of Cupidity
Summary
What do you get when you have four mates, one psychotic prince, a horde of rebels, and a cupid who just got yanked out of the realm? A big freaking problem, that’s what. I was supposed to take on my first real mission as a spy. I was supposed to go find my missing mate and discover who our real allies are for the war that’s brewing in the fae realm. Instead, I’m thrown back to where I was first created, Cupidville. And, judging by the look I’m getting from the Head of all Cupidity, and the big Terminate button that he's holding, this problem is about to get much worse. The thing is, I’m more of a lover than a fighter, but when it has to do with staying with my mates, this cupid might just cut a bitch. I’ve waited my entire existence to find love, and now that I have it, I’m not going to give it up without a fight. Author's note: This is the third book of the Heart Hassle series. This is a reverse harem story and includes sexually explicit scenes and mature language. Intended for ages 18 years and older.
©2019 Raven Kennedy (P)2019 Raven Kennedy
For the Love of Cupidity
Summary
First comes love, then comes mating, then comes the baby and some cupid training. Cupidville is overrun with new cupid recruits, and it’s up to me to train them in time for Valentine’s Day. Too bad I have four mates who keep insisting that it’s time for me to take a break. Juggling my role as the cupid boss, being a mate, and handling motherhood isn’t always easy, but it’s sure as hearts worth it. Let’s just hope I can get these cupid flunkies trained in time. Author’s note: This is a Heart Hassle novella just in time for Valentine’s Day. Audiobooks one to three in the Cupidity world must be listened to before this story. Intended for audiences 18 years and older.
©2019 Raven Kennedy (P)2019 Raven Kennedy
Every Last Secret
Summary
Welcome to the neighborhood. Watch your husband, watch your friends, and watch your back. Cat Winthorpe has worked hard to get what she has: a gorgeous home; social standing; and William, her successful, handsome husband. Then a friendly new couple moves into the estate next door. While cautious, a good neighbor like Cat greets them with open arms and warm hospitality. Neena Ryder isn’t a fellow lady of leisure. A life coach with off-the-rack dresses, personal issues, and a husband who hasn’t delivered, she’s anxious to move up in the world. This beautiful new town is a step in the right direction. It’s also making Neena aware of what she doesn’t have. Namely, William. When Neena’s infatuation escalates into obsession, it’s just a matter of eliminating a few obstacles to get the life she wants. The life next door. As Neena’s secret fixation grows, so does her friendship with Cat. But beneath their cordial interactions is a wealth of temptations, secrets, and toxic jealousy. For both women, the desire for a perfect life can turn perfectly dangerous.
©2020 Select Publishing LLC (P)2020 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved
A Tail of Woah: A Reverse Harem Academy Tail
Summary
As the daughter of an Inari Fox, celestial messenger to the gods, I should have been reverent, wise, and collected like my father. As the daughter of a kitsune queen, I should have been poised and delicate, with just a hint of playfulness to pay homage to the fox spirit within, just like my mother. Unfortunately, genetics can be unpredictable, and they ended up with a hot mess dipped in sarcasm, rolled in spunk, drizzled with sass, and sprinkled with pop-rocks. Hi! My name's Kaede, and I'm that mess. Life was a never-ending series of clubbing and drinking with my bodyguard, Hiroki. That was his official title, but he's more of a babysitter. He's a nogitsune, kind of like a kitsune, but more physically badass with a little less spiritual oomph. I have the hots for him, but he's afraid of losing important pieces of his anatomy if my parents catch him touching their daughter. I enjoyed my life, except for the hangovers and vomit. It was good. Until I decided to save a human from jumping off a building, just because he saw dead people. The supernatural community had one rule. Don't get caught. I ended up on the six-o'clock news and shipped off to boarding school to learn how to blend in better. Good times. The kicker is Aesir Academy is in Iceland. Know what's in Iceland? Ice, land, and ancient Norse gods. Some of which are sleeping. For a damn reason. Like wanting to destroy the world. Know what wakes them up? Celestial messengers. Know how to keep them from waking up? Kill the messenger. School should be about fitting in with the popular kids, not destroying the world and staying alive. At least I made some friends to help me save the world. Dogs love foxes. Especially hellhounds and werewolves... This trilogy is intended for mature audiences only. It contains graphic language, puns, and sexual situations. 18+ readers only! Harem members are added as the series progresses. Includes M/M themes. This is a medium burn reverse harem where the girl gets all the guys. Why choose?
©2019 Untold Press LLC (P)2019 Jacquelyn Faye
A Tail of Two Kitties: A Reverse Harem Academy Tail
Summary
You know that feeling you get when you're being watched? I don't. Oblivious is my middle name. Luckily, I have a Hiroki. And a Rome, a Remy, and a David to keep an eye out for me, and on me. So leave it to little old oblivious me not to notice that I have a couple new supernatural stalkers. I mean, I've had my share of men check me out in a bar, but once they get to know me, they usually run. Not enroll in my school, get scheduled in every one of my classes, and offer me free rides in their...chariot? If that wasn't weird enough, another god joining my not-a-fan club was. They say the third one's the charm...but not in this case. One wants to use me, one wants to kill me, and the new one wants me to do what every god in the nine realms failed to do...kill a god and put an end to Ragnarok. It's like they don't even know me at all. I fall down getting dressed. Thankfully, I have three-and-a-half boyfriends to help with the hard stuff and keep me safe. Especially when my arch nemesis, Sabine, escapes the school dungeon and is Hel bent on turning me into a Kaede-kabob. Don't get me wrong. Sometimes, getting skewered can be a lot of fun. But sometimes, you can end up in a worst-case scenario. Like dead... This trilogy is intended for mature audiences only. It contains graphic language, puns, and sexual situations. 18+ listeners only! Harem members are added as the series progresses. Includes M/M themes. This is a medium burn reverse harem where the girl gets all the guys. Why choose?
©2019 Untold Press LLC (P)2019 Sean P Hayden
Third Charm: A Reverse Harem Tale
Summary
Want to know how to ruin a holiday? Have the guy you gave your virginity to and then dumped you to move to another country show up. Not kidding. It definitely puts a damper on the holiday festivities. Especially when your current boyfriends take an instant seething dislike to him. What's a girl to do? Get falling-down drunk, that's what. At least, there was plenty of pie. On a good note, ex-boyfriends are a much smaller problem to deal with than angry, hungry demons. I had that going for me, too. Somebody stole the Blackwell family grimoires from back home and decided to open a roaming portal to hell in Cedar Falls. Of course, demons don't find anything yummier than a smorgasbord of local residents. Now, I have to find the witch who did it and find a way to seal the doorway to hell before we run out of food...I mean, people. It's a damn good thing I have a coven that loves me. I didn't mean it that way. Get your mind out of the gutter. Please note: The Lovin' the Coven series are intended for mature audiences. 18+ listeners only! They contain graphic language and sexual situations. This is a medium burn reverse harem where the girl gets all the guys. Why choose? Harem members added as series progresses. M/M themes begin in the fourth book. Lovin' the Coven will be a seven-book series.
©2019 Untold Press LLC (P)2019 Untold Press LLC
Fifth Essence: A Reverse Harem Tale
Summary
Want to know my secret? Probably not as much as I do. It seems like everybody knows what the hell I am but me. Apparently, I'm only half the witch I thought I was. Literally. I'd spent my entire life thinking my father was a witch like my mother. I should have known better. Nobody could be that big of a witch. Now, to figure out who and what he is, I get to travel the known realms in search of answers. Unfortunately, sometimes ignorance truly is bliss. Answers are never easy, especially when the entire universe is working against you. The angels want to stop me, my mother loves to play stupid (it's a natural talent in this family), and the ones who do want to help me end up passing out whenever they try to clue me in. It's driving me insane. Insane to the point of becoming a jealous, sarcastic, obnoxious pain in the ass. Okay, maybe that's just normal me, but the secrets aren't helping any, either. But now I have goals, and goals are good. Find my elf and find my father. A witch has to start somewhere, and maybe if I find them, I'll find me. The Lovin' the Coven series are intended for mature audiences. 18+ readers only! They contain graphic language and sexual situations. This is a medium burn reverse harem where the girl gets all the guys. Why choose? Harem members added as series progresses. M/M themes begin in book four. Lovin' the Coven will be a seven book series.
©2019, 2020 Untold Press LLC (P)2020 Jacquelyn Faye
Wicked Games (A Reverse Harem Academy Series)
Summary
A killer is on the loose at the University of Morgana. Mika has to figure out who. and fast before she loses someone she cares about. Mika's first semester at Morgana hasn't been going well. She nearly killed the boy she likes, and found out she has a rare specialty that will put her life at risk if anyone finds out what it is. Not only is her basic magic still blocked, but she managed to stumble across a sacrificial killing in the forest. Finding out who killed the student and why is the only way she can keep her friends safe. Ethan, Lucien, Audrey, and a surprising addition agree to help her find out the killer and what they're up to. But none of them had any idea what was lurking under the school, or what the search would force them to discover. This is a slow burn reverse harem academy series. All paranormal books by Emma Dean exist in the same world - the Council of Paranormals.
©2019 Jillian Pryor DBA Emma Dean (P)2020 Jillian Pryor DBA Emma Dean
Vampires Don't Give Hickeys
Summary
"Marry the devil...or die." That's the ultimatum Belle Harrison, vampire slayer, just received from a demon. Belle has only one response: To hell with him. Turns out it's not that easy, though - apparently the devil doesn't know the meaning of the word no. Lucky for Belle, three pantie-melting vampires come to her aid. Three hot vampires she can't resist. Hey, we all have our vices. Hers just happen to have fangs. She's going to need these three to help her thwart the devil's marriage proposal and defeat the terrifying dark force that wants her dead.
©2018 Holly Ryan (P)2018 Holly Ryan
Fourth Rite: A Reverse Harem Tale
Summary
There are two things you should always remember about elves. One, they never miss. Two, they never give up. I thought I was safe when my familiar stopped the arrow from turning me into a kabob, but as I said, elves don't give up. Especially when they think you destroyed their city and killed their king in some grandiose quest for power. They didn't know me very well. He may not have believed me, but he believed the goddess when she showed up to proclaim my innocence. Unfortunately for him, she turned him into my full-time bodyguard. I should have been grateful, I should have been happy that I had another hottie keeping me from getting dead. I should have been a lot of things, but all of them would have been easier if he and I got along better than nitro and glycerin. Did I mention the third thing you should always remember about elves? They are kind of stuck-up jerks with pointy ears and nice butts. Now, my bodyguard and I get to travel to Faerie to convince the royal family of my innocence. Sounds fun, right? Try telling your boyfriends that they aren't invited... This is a medium burn reverse harem where the girl gets all the guys. Why choose? Harem members added as series progresses. M/M themes begin in the fourth book. Lovin' the Coven will be a seven-book series. Warning: The Lovin' the Coven series is intended for mature audiences. 18+ listeners only! They contain graphic language and sexual situations.
©2019 Untold Press LLC (P)2020 Jacquelyn Faye
Something Wicked (A Why Choose Academy Series)
Summary
If she could make it through her first semester without killing anyone...that'd be great. San Francisco Bay Coven has been torn apart and no one feels this more than Mika Marshall. Kenzie Kavanagh exposed her father and brother's betrayal. So Mika is starting at the University of Morgana a semester late and praying to the Fates that she'll be able to catch up and graduate with her class. But as a witch with an undeclared specialty she's trying not to bring too much attention to herself. Because Mika has a secret and if she doesn't learn to control her powers, people will die. This is a slow burn reverse harem academy series. All paranormal books by Emma Dean exist in the same world - the Council of Paranormals.
©2019 Jillian Lueke Pryor (P)2019 Jillian Lueke Pryor
Quantum Proliferation: A Near-Future Cyberpunk Thriller
Summary
Getting his revenge felt great. Right up until the bills came due. Alex and his quantum-powered AI companion might have broken free from Apollo’s threat to shut him down, but he is still on the hook for millions he doesn’t have, and the mega-corp isn’t going to forgive and forget. Desperate to keep his freedom and his company afloat as their illegal funds dry up, Alex tags along with the Black Flags on a mercenary contract on the other side of the globe. Physically recovered but still coming to grips with the synthetic part of himself, Alex struggles to adapt to what his life and body have become. Stuck in a losing battle with his inner demons, he and Sophie gather resources and allies as they prepare to wage war against the rogue artificial intelligence that threatens the world. His actions do not go unnoticed, however, and he soon finds him caught in a lethal game of cat-and-mouse. Firmly in the crosshairs again, can Alex survive the new threats against him without losing himself in the process? Note: This series features an anti-hero protagonist, does not shy away from complicated relationships, and does not fade to black. 18+ listeners.
©2019 Joseph Kuster (P)2020 Joseph Kuster
Their Captive
Summary
Three brothers set out for revenge, to avenge one man's wrongdoings. He killed everyone they ever loved, stole their world, and nearly killed them in the process. So as the three brothers waited and watched, they took his most treasured possession, his one and only daughter. They knew she was innocent in the war, that she didn't deserve rage or violence, but they didn't care. Nothing would stop the brothers from getting justice for their family. Until something changed, and her cries of fear turned into cries of pleasure. Slowly, she brought them to their knees, making them fall for the enemy. But feelings aside, someone had to pay for the damage that had been done. Blood had been drawn, people had been killed, and Jessa, no matter how they felt about her, would be the one to suffer. Warning: This audiobook contains explicit content, including non-consensual sexual themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
©2019 J. L. Beck and Cassandra Hallman (P)2020 Blackstone Publishing
The Slayer's Reverse Harem: The Complete Series
Summary
Join Belle Harrison, vampire slayer, and her three sexy vampires in this complete series!
“Marry the devil...or die.”
That’s the ultimatum Belle Harrison, vampire slayer, just received from a demon. Belle has only one response: To hell with him.
Turns out it’s not that easy, though. Apparently the devil doesn’t know the meaning of the word no. Lucky for Belle, three panty-melting vampires come to her aid. Three hot vampires she can’t resist. Hey, we all have our vices. Hers just happen to have fangs.
And she’s going to need these three to help her thwart the devil’s marriage proposal and defeat the terrifying dark force that wants her dead.
Contains:
Vampires Don't Give Hickeys
Cuddling Sucks in Coffins
Stakes Have Sword Envy
Devils Are Prickly Bastards
Slayers Give Happy Endings
©2018 Holly Ryan (P)2019 Holly Ryan
Rhythm of Rime
Summary
Cold hands, warm heart. Life can change so suddenly, leaving you standing there with your heart in your throat - unsure of what to do. I’ve never been good at playing the damsel in distress, which means it’s time to do something about it. My life has taken a turn I never expected it to take. I have a Triad. Three beautiful, annoying men have taken up residence in my home and in my life. Oh, and my dad? He’s the High Priest of the Moon Clan. The evil so-and-so and now he’s decided he wants to meet his daughter. The one he abandoned to the tender mercies of a Graywalker and wants to use for some unknown, nefarious reason. Then there's Rime, Jack Frost himself nipping at my toes. But when I need the heat turned up, I discover that inside the man of snow and ice beats the heart of a volcano. This is a Multiple Mayhem Novel which has Reverse Harem themes. This is not a standalone book.
©2018 Zoe Parker (P)2020 Zoe Parker
Stakes Have Sword Envy
Summary
They say if one door shuts, another opens. No. Slam it closed, lock them both, and don’t touch anything. The door to the graveyard’s mausoleum won’t shut. It’s standing wide open in invitation to Paul, the dark unknown who wants Belle, vampire slayer and…uh, layer, dead. Because someone - or something - is helping him. Well, f--k. After a race against time to find out who, Belle and her three hot vampires must make an impossible choice - let Paul get what he’s after inside the mausoleum or rush straight into a trap to find a way to kill him.
©2018 Holly Ryan (P)2019 Holly Ryan
Quantum Escape
Summary
Covalent Technology's unveiling of the next generation of Mesh caused ripples felt worldwide. In one move, Alex and Sophie not only launched their latest money-making scheme but also their opening salvo in their war against the rogue AI that stands to destroy all those that might oppose it. Such a thing was always bound to attract attention. Months of careful moves had been taken to prepare, but when one stray phone call blows their cover, the response is immediate and lethal. Plans come crashing down as Homeland Security, Chiwen, and a betrayal that will shake Alex to his core converge. With a ticking clock, Alex and the Black Flags are thrown into their deadliest battle yet in a desperate bid to keep Sophie online as they fight for their very lives.
©2020 Joseph Kuster (P)2021 Joseph Kuster
Slayers Give Happy Endings
Summary
Belle Harrison, vampire slayer, has just leveled up spectacularly. She’s thirstier. And sensier. Yes, that’s a word now.
But her new dead life isn’t all bloody cocktails and hot sex with her three gorgeous vampires.
The dark unknown who wants Belle dead - permanently - has been up to no good. It’s time to take him down. No problem, right? Wrong.
No slayer has ever survived until their 21st birthday except one, and he lost his damn mind. And something’s not quite right with Belle’s....
©2018 Holly Ryan (P)2019 Holly Ryan