Pete Mitchell has narrated 2 audiobooks on Listento.it by 2 authors. The most-rated is PVE: A Survivor's Journal.
1,200 Clean Jokes
Summary
This audiobook contains hundreds upon hundreds of the most funny and amusing jokes - so you can fall on the ground and start laughing your head off! Here are some examples: The doctor told me my voice box is damaged and I may never speak again.... I can't tell you how upset I am! Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I don't think I can ever repay you. I took my eight-year old girl to the office with me on "Take Your Kid to Work Day". As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her. As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?" What does Alexander the Great have in common with Winnie the Pooh? Same middle name. A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that was the last thing I needed. Who ever invented the knock knock joke should get a "no bell" prize. What did sushi A say to sushi B when they crossed paths? Wasabi I wanted to tell a cashier joke. But I didn't think it would register. I asked my wife, "Honey, the kids don't want to eat their vegetables. What do you want me to do?" She shouted back from the other room, "That's fine. Just throw them out, dear!" Later, I told them, "Look, I'm just as surprised as you are!" as I helped them pack their suitcases. You only live once, but if you live it right, then once is enough. These jokes will get you laughing for hours upon hours. Enjoy! Get it now!
©2020 Rider Alex (P)2020 Rider Alex
PVE: A Survivor's Journal
Summary
A poetic yet first-person survival experience. Feel like you are there. Feel like you are the survivor in a hostile, alien world. Know what it is like to wonder if you will wake up tomorrow or not. This seems a choose-your-own-adventure in real-time. You become the story and story becomes your own.
©2018 Roderick Edwards (P)2020 Roderick Edwards