Andy Griffiths has 14 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 2 narrators, with an average listener rating of 4.5★ across 2 ratings. The most-rated is Zombie Butts From Uranus!.
Zombie Butts From Uranus!
Summary
Zack Freeman is on his way to becoming a first rate butt-fighter. He has gone butt-to-butt with all kinds of stinky scoundrels and butts-gone-bad. But even our doody-full hero is a-gassed by these latest stench invaders. They're round, blue, and smelly. They're ruthless, cunning, and very cheeky. Their odor is unstoppable. Their mission is downright foul. And they won't rest until Earth is wiped away by their nasty fumes! They're Zombie Butts from Uranus! And the galaxy is but one boy (and his butt) away from total reek-dom.
©2004 Andy Griffiths (P)2004 Random House, Inc., Imagination Studio, an imprint of the Random House Audio Publishing Group
Just Annoying!
Summary
Is this the right book for you? Take the annoying test and find out. Do you ask 'Are we there yet?' over and over on long car trips? Do you like to drive people mad by copying everything they say and do? Do you hog the shower and use up all the hot water? Do you enjoy asking silly questions that have no real answers? Do you swing on the clothesline whenever you get the chance?
©2003 Andy Griffiths (P)2003 Bolinda Publishing
Just Disgusting
Summary
Take the disgusting quiz and find out if this is the right audiobook for you! Do you do any or all of the following: pick your nose, talk in burps, or wee in swimming pools? Do you ever wear the same undies two (or more) days in a row? Do you wish you knew the most disgusting thing in the world? Do you think brussel sprouts are a delicious mouth watering treat? Do you like stories about dead flies, giant slugs, and mysterious brown blobs? Score: One point for each yes answer. 3-5: You are completely and utterly disgusting. You will love this audiobook. 1-2 You are fairly disgusting. You will love this audiobook 0: You are a disgusting liar. You will love this audiobook.
©2002 Andy Griffiths (P)2002 Bolinda Publishing Pty Ltd
The 130-Storey Treehouse
Summary
This is our treehouse, come on up! We've added 13 new levels to our treehouse, including a soap bubble blaster, a grabinator (it can grab anything from anywhere at any time), a time-wasting level, a toilet paper factory (because you can never have too much toilet paper) and an extra-terrestrial observation centre...which will come in handy when giant flying eyeballs from outer space come to grabinate us!
©2020 Backyard Stories Pty Ltd (P)2020 Bolinda Publishing
Mascot Madness
Summary
The Mascot Madness Test: 1. Northwest Southeast Central School have never beaten Northwest West Academy at their annual track and field challenge becauseA: they're better at knitting than they are at sport.B: they are losers.C: Northwest West Academy will stop at nothing to win. 2. Mr Brainfright dresses up in a banana suit and dances around because A: he's bored. B: he goes bananas. C: he thinks it will inspire the students of Northwest Southeast Central School and lead them to victory. 3. When Henry McThrottle attempts the triple jump, instead of a hop, step and a jump he does A: a burp, a dribble and a sneeze. B: a twirl, a spin and the splits. C: a stumble, a trip and a fall. 4. Mascot Madness is A: a new type of dance. B: when a mascot gets angry. C: a very funny book about running, jumping, throwing, winning, losing, cheating, chasing, biting and really hard squeezing. The answers to these questions - and many more - are contained between the covers of this very funny book about running, jumping, throwing, winning, losing, cheating, chasing, biting and really hard squeezing.
©2009 Andy Griffiths (P)2009 Bolinda Publishing
Just Doomed!
Summary
Is this the right book for you? Take the DOOMED TEST to find out. 1. Have you ever broken a mirror, walked under a ladder or opened an umbrella inside? 2. Do you often find yourself feeling that everything is about to go horribly, terribly and utterly wrong? 3. Have you ever lost or destroyed a valuable item that didn’t belong to you? 4. Have you just accidentally enraged a very large and bad-tempered bully? 5. Are you 120 years old or over? SCORE: One point for each YES answer. 3-5 - You are definitely DOOMED! You will love this book. 1-2 - You are fairly DOOMED! You will love this book. 0 - You are DOOMED, you just don’t realise it. You will love this book.
©2012 Backyard Stories Pty Ltd (P)2012 Bolinda Publishing Pty Ltd
Just Stupid!
Summary
Andy and Danny boldly go where sensible people fear to tread. Just how stupid can two human beings be? Just Stupid! provides the answer to this vexing and important question. Winner of AudioFile's Earphones Award - 2005.
©2004 Andy Griffith (P)2003 Bolinda Publishing
Just Macbeth!
Summary
Take one Shakespearan tragedy: Macbeth. Add Andy, Danny and Lisa - the JUST trio, whose madcap exploits have already delighted hundreds of thousands of readers for the last 10 years. Mix them all together to create one of the most hilarious, most dramatic, moving stories of love, Whizz Fizz, witches, murder and madness from the best-selling and funniest children's author in Australia.
©2009 Andy Griffiths (P)2009 Bolinda
Schooling Around
Summary
The hilarious wacky new series from Australia's number one bestselling children's author, Andy Griffiths. This is the first in a new four-book series of stand-alone novels all set in an imaginary school where crazy things can happen, and often do! It doesn't take Henry McThrottle long to realise that Mr Brainfright, his new teacher at Northwest Southeast Central School, is rather unusual. His last teacher would never have fallen out of the window-twice-or taught Class 5C how to skid on banana peels. But Henry's got even stranger things on his mind ... On a trip to Principal Greenbeard's office, he discovers that there is buried treasure on Skull Island, which is somewhere in the school! Henry and his friends Jenny, Gretel, Newton and Jack set out to find a chest filled with gold, jewel-encrusted goblets and pieces of eight (whatever they are). But soon their secret is out, and everyone has treasure fever. Can they find the buried treasure, beat the bully, catch the villain and save their teacher, Mr Brainfright?
©2008 Andy Griffiths (P)2008 Bolinda Publishing Pty Ltd
The Big Fat Cow Goes Kapow
Summary
Oh no - watch out! Don't look now! Inside this book is an EXPLODING cow! FIVE... FOUR... THREE...TWO... ONE... KAPOW! More rhyming mayhem and comic madness from the bestselling duo of the inspired JUST! series. Andy Griffiths' rhyming text will entice and engage the most reluctant child to read while laughing all the way. The rhymes are hilariously counterpointed by Terry Denton's delightfully wonky illustrations. A side-splitting companion to the award-winning and Children's Book Council shortlisted title The Cat on the Mat is Flat.
Public Domain (P)2008 Bolinda Publishing
Just Tricking!
Summary
Ever tried to get out of going to school by pretending that you're dead? Ever managed to convince a friend that they're invisible? Ever been stuck in a gorilla suit and nearly put in a zoo? Andy has. Andy's the greatest practical joker in the world...well, almost. He would be, if only his practical jokes didn't have the annoying habit of backfiring on him.
©1999 Andy Griffiths (P)2003 Bolinda Publishing
The Day My Butt Went Psycho!
Summary
Can Zack save the earth from butts gone berserk? Can he defeat the biggest, ugliest, meanest butt the world has ever seen? More importantly, will Zack and his butt ever find true happiness? It's an adventure you and your butt will never forget!
©2001 Backyard Stories Pty. Lt. (P)2003 Random House, Inc., Imagination Studio, an imprint of the Random House Audio Publishing Group
Just Crazy!
Summary
Is this the right book for you? Take the Crazy Test and find out. Do you bounce so high on your bed that you hit your head on the ceiling? Do you ever look in the mirror and see a crazy maniac staring back at you? Do you like to read stories about kittens, puppies and ponies getting mashed and pulverised? Do you sometimes get the urge to take your clothes off and cover yourself in mud? Do you often waste your time on tests like this one? Score: one point for every 'yes' answer. 3-5 You are completely crazy. You'll love this book. 1-2 You are not completely crazy, but you are not far off it. You will love this book. 0 You are so crazy you don't even realise you're crazy. You will love this book.
©2001 Andy Griffiths (P)2003 Bolinda Publishing
Robot Riot
Summary
The Robot Riot! Test: 1. Henry McThrottle suspects that the new girl, Roberta Flywheel, is A: a spy. B: a boy. C: a robot. 2. Roberta writes in her diary that she is on a mission to A: kiss Henry. B: clean up the school. C: exterminate all humans. 3. Henry and his friends get Grant Gadget to build A: a treehouse. B: a sand castle. C: a robot-fighting robot.4. Grant Gadget's robot-fighting robot malfunctions and A: picks flowers. B: starts telling jokes. C: goes completely out of control. 5. Robot Riot! is the name of A: a soft drink. B: a hairstyle. C: a very funny book about robots, making friends and falling out of windows. The answers to these questions - and many more - are contained within this very funny book about robots, making friends, and falling out of windows.
©2009 Andy Griffiths (P)2009 Bolinda