John Beach has narrated 6 audiobooks on Listento.it by 2 authors, with an average listener rating of 5★ across 3 ratings. The most-rated is Ghosthunters and the Incredibly Revolting Ghost.
Ghosthunters and the Incredibly Revolting Ghost
Summary
Nine-year-old Tom Tomsky can't catch a break. He's a klutz, his sister Lola pretty much hates his guts, and (this is a big "and") he just found a ghost camping out in his cellar. Lucky for Tom, his grandma's best friend just happens to be the world's foremost ghosthunter. Under her expert tutelage, Tom learns the tools of the trade, which just happen to include buckets of graveyard dirt, and soon finds he has to face down not just the ASG (Averagely Spooky Ghost) in the basement, but the IRG (Incredibly Revolting Ghost) in town...all while keeping the nettlesome Lola off his trail.
©2006 Cornelia Funke (P)2006 Listening Library
Zombie Butts From Uranus!
Summary
Zack Freeman is on his way to becoming a first rate butt-fighter. He has gone butt-to-butt with all kinds of stinky scoundrels and butts-gone-bad. But even our doody-full hero is a-gassed by these latest stench invaders. They're round, blue, and smelly. They're ruthless, cunning, and very cheeky. Their odor is unstoppable. Their mission is downright foul. And they won't rest until Earth is wiped away by their nasty fumes! They're Zombie Butts from Uranus! And the galaxy is but one boy (and his butt) away from total reek-dom.
©2004 Andy Griffiths (P)2004 Random House, Inc., Imagination Studio, an imprint of the Random House Audio Publishing Group
Ghosthunters and the Gruesome Invincible Lightning Ghost
Summary
Boy hero Tom, Hugo the Averagely Spooky Ghost, and famed ghoul hunter Hetty Hyssop have formed an agency dedicated to dealing with difficult apparitions. No spook can defeat them, until their too close encounter with a Gruesome Invincible Lightning Ghost (or "GILIG" in ghosthunter-speak).This superheated specter has taken over the penthouse suite of a beach-front hotel, where it's passing its eternal vacation by turning guests into ghosts themselves!Maybe Hugo's slime can douse the flaming phantom, or maybe the ghosterhunters' plan is doomed to go up in smoke...Get scared silly!
©1994 Loewe Verlag. English translation by Helena Ragg-Kirby. 2006 Cornelia Funke (P)2006 Random House, Inc. Listening Librarty, an imprint of the Random House Audio Publishing Group
Ghosthunters and the Totally Moldy Baroness!
Summary
Horrifying things are happening at Gloomsburg Castle. To begin with, the creepy place is crawling with Tiny Biting Ghosts (or "TIBIGS", in official ghosthunter code). And now it appears as if the murderous spirit of a brutal Baroness has taken hold of the landlady, infecting her with a killer case of hic-hic-hiccups!Of course Hugo the Averagely Spooky Ghost is instantly smitten with Her Hideous Highness, only to find out that love stinks! And it smells something awful, too. Looks like the time has come for Tom to put an end to the "foul" play and concoct a plan that will dispel this decaying royal for good.
©1995 Loewe Verlag. English translation by Helena Ragg-Kirby. 2007 Cornelia Funke (P)2007 Random House, Inc. Listening Librarty, an imprint of the Random House Audio Publishing Group
Ghosthunters and the Muddy Monster of Doom!
Summary
To earn his Ghosthunting Diploma, Tom's got to nab a deadly 12th Messenger. But while on the hunt in the haunted town of Bogpool, Tom stumbles into the mucked-up lair of a mud-loving minotaur who has an entire army of ghosts at his command. Suddenly there's a lot more at stake than Tom's graduation. This raging beast is dead-set on doomsday. And that's no bull!
©1995 Loewe Verlag. English translation by Helena Ragg-Kirby. 2007 Cornelia Funke (P)2007 Random House, Inc. Listening Librarty, an imprint of the Random House Audio Publishing Group
The Day My Butt Went Psycho!
Summary
Can Zack save the earth from butts gone berserk? Can he defeat the biggest, ugliest, meanest butt the world has ever seen? More importantly, will Zack and his butt ever find true happiness? It's an adventure you and your butt will never forget!
©2001 Backyard Stories Pty. Lt. (P)2003 Random House, Inc., Imagination Studio, an imprint of the Random House Audio Publishing Group