Cooper The Pooper has 6 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 4 narrators. The most-rated is Would You Rather Game Book for Kids.
Dad Jokes for Kids
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Remember the most eye-rolling, cringe-worthy jokes your dad used to tell? Brace yourself: Now your kids are going to become the masters! There’s a common misconception that dad jokes are lame. But is it really a misconception? Or could it be that their very dad-specific lameness is an essential part of their charm? There’s no joke that has you cringing from the lameness and groaning at the silliness quite like a dad joke. And until now, dads have been the kings.... But what if the whole family could master the art of a dad joke? What if your kids could give their dad a run for his money? Imagine the eye rolling. Imagine the cringing. Imagine the silliness. An unlikely author, Cooper the Pooper, is a dog with a nose for the hilarious, and he’s sniffed out the most cringe-worthy dad jokes on the planet and collected them all into one glorious volume of cringe. With more than 400 hilarious jokes, your family will have enough witty one-liners and side-splitting anecdotes to fill a box of Christmas crackers (and Dad won’t be the only one embarrassing your teens on their birthday). If you’re looking for a whole family laugh-out-loud experience, dad jokes are your answer. They come with family bonding baked into the design, and together you’ll create memories to last a lifetime. Work your way through the silliest collection of jokes in the world, and watch your kids master the art of the dad joke (heaven help their future kids!). In Dad Jokes for Kids, you’ll find all the best dad jokes ever told. You’ll discover: More than 400 groan-inducing jokes (even Dad won’t have heard them all) A comprehensive collection of corny one-liners, hyper-literal jokes, and hilarious anecdotes Easy-to-tell jokes the whole family can get involved in A guaranteed way to tickle even the most skeptical of teens A bullet-proof approach to getting some serious giggles from your little ones Jokes so old that they never get old (the "dad joke paradox"?) Entertainment for car rides, birthday parties, and rainy Sundays A handbook for getting the kids to roar with laughter - in any place at any time And much more If you thought dad jokes were just for Dad, think again! The reason dad jokes work is because they bring the whole family together in laughter and silliness. It doesn’t matter who tells them - it just matters that they’re exactly the right level of cringe. Dad Jokes for Kids is precisely that level of cringe: Watch your kids become the masters before they’re even out of grade school. For whole family fun and side-splitting silliness, all you need is an arsenal of dad jokes: Scroll up and click “Buy Now” right now.
©2020 Cooper the Pooper (P)2020 Cooper the Pooper
The Silly Kids Joke Book
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What’s laughter-inducing, belly-aching, crazy fun? The perfect kids’ present, that’s what! How do people fit in the TV? Why can’t I see my eyes? How old was I when I was three? Kids ask the funniest questions, and they ask them a lot! It’s a precious time when their curiosity is growing, their minds are absorbing everything, and their energy is at an all-time high. As a result, parents hear a lot of crazy quips, random facts, and some of the most absurd questions. As much as we love our kids, we all need some help at times. Some questions are easy to answer, and some are more difficult, but when you’re being bombarded nonstop every day, you might find yourself drawing a blank on even the most wholesome questions. Want to find a way to distract your kid while indulging their curious mind and encouraging their sense of humor? Jokes are not only funny, exciting, and lively, they’re also a great way to develop your child’s growing mind. They enhance language skills, increase vocabulary, and strengthen social connections. Plus, they’re a total hoot to boot! With this selection of hilarious jokes, your child will get all these benefits…and a cackling great time. In The Silly Kids Joke Book, you will discover: A unique collection of original question-and-answer jokes that both kids and adults will enjoy Clever word play that will tickle their funny bones and encourage them to think fast An amusing way for your kid to interact with other kids without getting too boisterous Ingenious wisecracks to spark their burgeoning curiosity A subtle way to trick your kid into reading more (willingly) without having to bribe them Side-splitting, age-appropriate humor you won’t have to censor Witty one-liners that will bring out your child’s inner comic A great solution to keep your kids entertained, while learning new words and concepts at the same time Much more Perfect as an after-school activity, a bonding session with friends, or just a lighthearted pastime when your kid has nothing else to do, a joke book is the perfect companion whether alone or in a group. And this is something your whole family will find delightful, too. Everyone appreciates a good joke, whether it be silly, corny, or just plain funny, especially when your kid is the one telling it. Get your child laughing, and prepare to have plenty of laughs yourself. This could be the start of a burgeoning career for your little one. If you’re looking for a wholesome, hysterical, and educational gift for your budding little comedian, then scroll up and click the “Add to Cart” button right now.
©2020 Cooper The Pooper (P)2020 Cooper The Pooper
Would You Rather Game Book for Kids (Gross Edition)
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Prepare to be revolted, stumped, and totally tickled with this insane family challenge! Does your kid love to muck around in the dirt and get into the biggest messes? Does he or she find creepy crawlies, bodily fluids, and smelly stuff fascinating? Some kids are just naturally attracted to the grossest things they can find - the more disgusting the better! The times when you’ve had to stop them from eating some worms or protect your pristine suit from their slimy snot are probably too many to count. Surely, part of the fun for them is seeing you scream and run for your life when they do something gross. Want to get back at your kids for making you put up with the most nauseating encounters, while still enjoying some quality time with them? Here’s a unique way of accommodating your child’s preference for the distasteful things in life, without getting yourself dirty.
©2020 Cooper The Pooper (P)2021 Cooper The Pooper
Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
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Want to get your kids off their screens and interacting with the family? Or do you just want to have a laugh with your kids? Well, I would argue that knock-knock jokes are the perfect answer. People will tell you that knock-knock jokes are not funny, but nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, my response to these people is to inform them that it is only because “their knock-knock jokes are not funny”. But mine on the other hand...well, they are hilarious. This book of knock-knock jokes for kids contains over 300 hilarious kid friendly jokes that will have the entire family laughing out loud. They will have you scratching your head in wonder, slapping your knees in frustration, and then gasping for air in giggles. Honestly, if you are after a laugh, then look no further. In this book, you will find: A list of amazing knock-knock jokes for kids aged 5-12 Knock-knock jokes about animals, food, and geography Some classic knock-knock jokes that have been getting laughs since before grandma was born Name-based knock-knock jokes that include everyone Seriously, if you are after some great jokes that you can share with your entire family, then look no further!
©2020 Cooper The Pooper (P)2021 Cooper The Pooper
Would You Rather Game Book for Kids
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Would you rather read a book to a dog or read a book by a dog? It’s a no-brainer for most kids: who doesn’t want to read a hilarious book written by a hysterical hound? The first book of its kind, Would You Rather Book for Kids is Cooper the Pooper’s first volume of side-splitting riddles designed to invoke fun and hilarity for the whole family. If there’s one thing dogs are good at, it’s tracking things down, and Cooper has sniffed out the best questions in the world to inspire family fun and bonding that never gets old. Packed with over 200 “Would you rather?” questions, this is a book that will fire up your kids’ imaginations and have them in stitches as they choose whether they’d rather have fingernails for eyelashes or eyelashes for fingernails (just one tiny example from a wealth of mind-bending questions). Families itching for more than hours spent in front of the TV can look forward to whole evenings of hilarity as everyone tries to imagine having ears made of cheese, never being able to say words that start with the letter ‘B’ again, or having to fight a leopard. Watch what can happen after just a few rounds of ridiculous questions -- your kids will start coming up with their own, their imaginations running wild and their vocabulary and reasoning skills bursting at the seams. Look forward to real fun created by nothing but the imagination as you pick question after question to challenge the brain and get the engines roaring. In Would You Rather Book for Kids, you’ll find the ultimate exercise in family bonding. You’ll discover: 200+ hilarious questions to get the whole family roaring with laughter A fun way to get kids’ brains whirring without ever mentioning the word ‘homework’ A diverse range of challenging questions organized by theme The most fun way to start a conversation your family will ever find Questions that inspire different answers every time you read them Fuel for kids’ parties, playdates, car journeys, and any other scenario where you fear hearing the dreaded words, “I’m bored" Scenarios so silly not even your teens will be able to resist getting sucked in A sure-fire way to prepare for any eventuality - no matter how bizarre And much more. If you’re looking for inspiration to peel your kids away from their devices and find something fun that will include the whole family, “Would you rather?” questions are your answer - and Cooper has come up with the very best. Show your kids how much fun they can really have with nothing but a book and their imaginations. There’s just one rule: they have to answer - every. Single. Question. No matter how gross it is... If you’re looking for off-the-wall family fun that never gets old, scroll up and click “buy now” right now.
©2020 Cooper The Pooper (P)2021 Cooper The Pooper
Would You Rather Game Book for Kids
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Would you rather have a fun night of laughter and bonding with your kids, or have them stare at video games for hours? Let’s face it: Kids today spend way too much time in front of a screen. In fact, the Kaiser Family Foundation External calculated that, on average, children spend a whopping seven-and-a-half hours in front of a screen for entertainment each day. Over a year, that adds up to 114 full days of staring at screens. And that’s just the time they spend in front of a screen for entertainment. It doesn’t include the time they spend on schoolwork. These numbers are alarming, and many experts on child development are urging parents to provide their children with some “non-screen” activity. Of course, if you’re a parent you know that’s easier said than done. Kids love video games because they’re fun and challenge them to explore, team up, and express their creativity. That’s exactly why our unique dog author, Cooper The Pooper, came up with a fantastic game of "Would You Rather" - a thought-provoking conversation game! In Would You Rather Game Book for Kids, you’ll discover: 200+ "Would You Rather" questions that provide hours of fun for the entire family Cleverly designed questions that make you choose between two evils, and explain your choice - an incredible way to get your kids to express themselves 50+ creative questions about the human body, which will make your kids interested in science and roll with laughter at the same time 50+ superpower questions - discover how your kids perceive the world, and whether they would choose between being super-smart or being super-strong Challenging scenarios and questions that will make your kids stop and think, as well as develop logic skills and empathy A perfect way to cure boredom during long road trips, sleepovers, family dinners, and weekend mornings And much more. Even though the questions and scenarios are designed for kids, adults will have just as much fun choosing between wacky, silly, and sometimes plain impossible choices. Besides being incredibly beneficial for your child’s development, a "Would You Rather" game is also a great way to reconnect, bond, and spend some quality family time. What better way to do that than to have countless hours of fun? If you’re looking for an engaging activity that trains your kid’s mind and helps them explore the world around them, then scroll up and buy now.
©2020 Cooper The Pooper (P)2021 Cooper The Pooper