Derrick Magolski has narrated 6 audiobooks on Listento.it by 6 authors. The most-rated is Would You Rather Game Book for Kids.
Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
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Want to get your kids off their screens and interacting with the family? Or do you just want to have a laugh with your kids? Well, I would argue that knock-knock jokes are the perfect answer. People will tell you that knock-knock jokes are not funny, but nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, my response to these people is to inform them that it is only because “their knock-knock jokes are not funny”. But mine on the other hand...well, they are hilarious. This book of knock-knock jokes for kids contains over 300 hilarious kid friendly jokes that will have the entire family laughing out loud. They will have you scratching your head in wonder, slapping your knees in frustration, and then gasping for air in giggles. Honestly, if you are after a laugh, then look no further. In this book, you will find: A list of amazing knock-knock jokes for kids aged 5-12 Knock-knock jokes about animals, food, and geography Some classic knock-knock jokes that have been getting laughs since before grandma was born Name-based knock-knock jokes that include everyone Seriously, if you are after some great jokes that you can share with your entire family, then look no further!
©2020 Cooper The Pooper (P)2021 Cooper The Pooper
The Great Gatsby
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The Great Gatsby, an exquisitely crafted 1920s American tale of life-long obsessions and ceaseless devotions “So, we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.” On the prosperous Long Island shores sit the grand affluence of West Egg and East Egg - places where a sinister Gatsby’s mansion, with its mysterious mounds of gold and gin-filled parties, takes residence. Nobody knows who he really is. Or where he came from. No one even knows why he is so sickeningly rich. And, yet Daisy Buchanan feels like she knows him. She just might. Critically acclaimed for its pomp and fanfare, of love gone wrong, of dying alone amid insatiable sycophant crowds, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald remains among the modern literary world’s best novels. In this delightfully titillating audiobook, you will: Explore one of the greatest novels ever written Sink your teeth into the drama and perversion that permeate the world of the rich Walk into an incorruptible dream filled with ill intentions And so much more! As intellectual icon Gertrude Stein once said of F. Scott Fitzgerald, he “will be read when many of his well-known contemporaries are forgotten.” Scroll up, buy now, and start listening today!
Public Domain (P)2020 Author's Republic
Burke's War
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Think The American Sniper meets The Godfather. As Bob Burke’s 737 lands at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport, he sees a man strangling a woman on a rooftop below. Whether or not anyone believes him, Bob Burke isn’t the kind of guy to let a thing like that rest. He knows what he saw, and it isn't going to end well for the men responsible. Mild-mannered and slight of build, this telecommunications company executive is easily dismissed as the "phone guy". But after four tours running "special operations" missions in Iraq and the rugged mountains of Afghanistan as an Army Ranger and Delta Force commander, he's one of the most lethal killers the US government ever produced. His new combat zone might be a glittering high-rise office building, a suburban tract house, or a wooded Chicago Forest Preserve District park, but when the bodies start falling and a young woman needs help, The Ghost doesn’t hesitate. After all, they started it, and he intends to finish it. And if he does need a little backup, he knows just the guys to call down at Fort Bragg. After all, it wouldn't be fair to leave them out of the fun, would it? Looking for a good beach book or something to curl up with in front of the fire, this fast-moving conspiracy thriller is from the author of Burke’s Gamble, Burke’s War, The Undertaker, Amongst My Enemies, Thursday at Noon, and Aim True, My Brothers, with over 500 Kindle five-star reviews. Enjoy!
©2019 William F Brown (P)2020 William F Brown
Carnivore & Dash Diet: 2 Books in 1
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Kick-start your well-being and discover how to supercharge your health with this two-in-one bundle! Do you want to take your weight loss to the next level? Looking to lower your blood pressure, boost your immune system, and enjoy the proven benefits of revolutionary diets? Then, keep reading... Inside this two-in-one bundle, you’ll explore the wonders of two highly effective diets - the amazing Dash diet and the little-known yet powerful carnivore diet. Both of these diets are scientifically proven to help you lose weight fast and being hassle-free, all while boosting your well-being and helping you experience a ton of health benefits. This bundle contains everything you need to know about these profound diets, from the complete basics to the best strategies for implementing them into your life and the top foods to eat to see results fast. In book one, you’ll find: The Secrets of the Carnivore Diet - What Makes This Diet So Different Common Myths and Misconceptions Debunked The Simple Reasons You Don’t Actually Need Fruit and Vegetables to Stay Healthy Top Foods to Eat While on the Carnivore Diet Practicing Intermittent Fasting, Regulating Your Eating Patterns, and Avoiding Common Mistakes And a ton of tips and tricks to kick-start your new diet! And in book two, you’ll learn: Why You Should Give the Dash Diet a Try Today Key Reasons Why This Diet Is Championed by Nutritionists Around the World Understanding Hypertension, Obesity, and How They’re Connected The 5 Fundamental Dash Diet Food Groups (Miss Out on These and You’ll Seriously Hurt Your Chances of Success) Shopping Guides and Food Lists to Make Starting Your New Diet Easy A 7-Day Dash Diet Meal Plan And a ton of delicious, healthy recipes just waiting for you to try! So, if you’re looking for a great new way to reclaim control of your health and enjoy the proven benefits of these amazing diets, then you’ve come to the right place. With simple recipes, easy-to-follow meal plans, and all the science that you need to know, now you can discover these diets like never before. Scroll up and buy now to kick-start your well-being and lose weight today.
©2020 Damian Carner (P)2020 Damian Carner
Would You Rather Game Book for Kids
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Would you rather read a book to a dog or read a book by a dog? It’s a no-brainer for most kids: who doesn’t want to read a hilarious book written by a hysterical hound? The first book of its kind, Would You Rather Book for Kids is Cooper the Pooper’s first volume of side-splitting riddles designed to invoke fun and hilarity for the whole family. If there’s one thing dogs are good at, it’s tracking things down, and Cooper has sniffed out the best questions in the world to inspire family fun and bonding that never gets old. Packed with over 200 “Would you rather?” questions, this is a book that will fire up your kids’ imaginations and have them in stitches as they choose whether they’d rather have fingernails for eyelashes or eyelashes for fingernails (just one tiny example from a wealth of mind-bending questions). Families itching for more than hours spent in front of the TV can look forward to whole evenings of hilarity as everyone tries to imagine having ears made of cheese, never being able to say words that start with the letter ‘B’ again, or having to fight a leopard. Watch what can happen after just a few rounds of ridiculous questions -- your kids will start coming up with their own, their imaginations running wild and their vocabulary and reasoning skills bursting at the seams. Look forward to real fun created by nothing but the imagination as you pick question after question to challenge the brain and get the engines roaring. In Would You Rather Book for Kids, you’ll find the ultimate exercise in family bonding. You’ll discover: 200+ hilarious questions to get the whole family roaring with laughter A fun way to get kids’ brains whirring without ever mentioning the word ‘homework’ A diverse range of challenging questions organized by theme The most fun way to start a conversation your family will ever find Questions that inspire different answers every time you read them Fuel for kids’ parties, playdates, car journeys, and any other scenario where you fear hearing the dreaded words, “I’m bored" Scenarios so silly not even your teens will be able to resist getting sucked in A sure-fire way to prepare for any eventuality - no matter how bizarre And much more. If you’re looking for inspiration to peel your kids away from their devices and find something fun that will include the whole family, “Would you rather?” questions are your answer - and Cooper has come up with the very best. Show your kids how much fun they can really have with nothing but a book and their imaginations. There’s just one rule: they have to answer - every. Single. Question. No matter how gross it is... If you’re looking for off-the-wall family fun that never gets old, scroll up and click “buy now” right now.
©2020 Cooper The Pooper (P)2021 Cooper The Pooper
Would You Rather Game Book for Kids
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Would you rather have a fun night of laughter and bonding with your kids, or have them stare at video games for hours? Let’s face it: Kids today spend way too much time in front of a screen. In fact, the Kaiser Family Foundation External calculated that, on average, children spend a whopping seven-and-a-half hours in front of a screen for entertainment each day. Over a year, that adds up to 114 full days of staring at screens. And that’s just the time they spend in front of a screen for entertainment. It doesn’t include the time they spend on schoolwork. These numbers are alarming, and many experts on child development are urging parents to provide their children with some “non-screen” activity. Of course, if you’re a parent you know that’s easier said than done. Kids love video games because they’re fun and challenge them to explore, team up, and express their creativity. That’s exactly why our unique dog author, Cooper The Pooper, came up with a fantastic game of "Would You Rather" - a thought-provoking conversation game! In Would You Rather Game Book for Kids, you’ll discover: 200+ "Would You Rather" questions that provide hours of fun for the entire family Cleverly designed questions that make you choose between two evils, and explain your choice - an incredible way to get your kids to express themselves 50+ creative questions about the human body, which will make your kids interested in science and roll with laughter at the same time 50+ superpower questions - discover how your kids perceive the world, and whether they would choose between being super-smart or being super-strong Challenging scenarios and questions that will make your kids stop and think, as well as develop logic skills and empathy A perfect way to cure boredom during long road trips, sleepovers, family dinners, and weekend mornings And much more. Even though the questions and scenarios are designed for kids, adults will have just as much fun choosing between wacky, silly, and sometimes plain impossible choices. Besides being incredibly beneficial for your child’s development, a "Would You Rather" game is also a great way to reconnect, bond, and spend some quality family time. What better way to do that than to have countless hours of fun? If you’re looking for an engaging activity that trains your kid’s mind and helps them explore the world around them, then scroll up and buy now.
©2020 Cooper The Pooper (P)2021 Cooper The Pooper