Doug X has 2 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 1 narrator. The most-rated is Existential Crisis.

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The Crisis

Summary

This audiobook tells the story of a supervillain called "The Crisis" and his best friend, an assassin named "Poison" as they carve out a living in a dystopian future.  

Crisis is on the run from the FBI, including a sexy metahuman agent with whom he might be in love. Along the way, they run into a genius Russian cyborg, a pink-haired exotic dancer who wants to become a supervillain, a superhero with an MBA from Wharton who can lift a skyscraper, and many others.  

Follow the two friends as they bounce from caper to caper and try to manage their dysfunctional dating lives.

This audiobook is for those who enjoy thought-provoking, humorous, and sometimes dark superhero adventures with lots of action.

©2018 Amanda Lash (P)2018 Hyperbolic Productions

Narrator: Nikki Diamond
Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
Available on Audible
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Existential Crisis

Summary

This is a sequel to The Crisis. In this audiobook, the assassin Poison, the former FBI telepath Delphi and the pink haired villainess Stiletto deal with the fallout from their previous adventures. An extremely powerful superhero comes looking for revenge after a humiliating viral video. Also, they have to deal with their decision to wage war against the extremely powerful multinational corporations that rule their world from behind the scenes.      As in the first book, adventure and humor abound as Crisis and his friends try to live an honest life of villainy in a dystopian future that may resemble our own. Excerpt: “I hope that got your attention” I said pompously. I was looking around for more security or bodyguards. I found it hard to believe someone as wealthy and powerful as our quarry didn’t have a single agent or bodyguard even though that’s what our research showed. He raised his hand and energy coruscated about his hand and a beam of incarnadine light shot from his hand smashing into my chest, burning much of the top half of my costume. I shrugged out of the burning shirt and pretended it hadn’t hurt. “Well that explains why you don’t have a bodyguard” I drawled. “The thing about a bodyguard more powerful than you” he explained “is he could very easily choose to take your life instead of preserve it if he gets a better offer.”  “Not everyone thinks like you” I said “some people when they take a job, intend to do the job, not just line their own pockets ‘til a better chance comes along.” “Of course, your pathological sense of loyalty. We counted on that when we looked over your psych profile.” “Only pathological in the eyes of those who have none” I shot back along with firing my wrist blaster with my right arm. The feeling had come back and the bleeding had stopped around about the same time. It smashed him into the wall of their bedroom, which was larger than most homes I knew of".

©2016 Amanda Lash (P)2019 Hyperbolic Productions

Narrator: Nikki Diamond
Length: 3 hrs and 45 mins
Available on Audible