Amanda Lash has 9 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 4 narrators. The most-rated is Donald Trump: Necromancer.
I Was a Teenage Were-Panda
Summary
This is the second novella in the series Donald Trump: Necromancer. It is a work of political parody and therefore protected by the first amendment. This novella follows the progress of vampire folk singer Phil Ochs and the scientist Magnus along with their allies Aiko the were-panda, a druid, and an incredibly strong Good Old Boy named Zeus as they attempt to stop the evilest president in history who also happens to be a necromancer.
©2017 Amanda Lash (P)2017 Amanda Lash
Necromancer in Chief
Summary
This is a work of humorous fantasy as well as political parody. Any persons who actually exist are public figures and depictions here are exaggerated and used for purposes of satire and political commentary as protected by law and the first amendment of the US constitution. In this, the first story in a new series featuring a character from Dark Elves, Dragons and Dinosaurs as well as Beholder Baseball and Other Bad Ideas, Magnus the scientist who formerly dated Lorelei the dark elf priestess is now in Manhattan and single. He is visited in the dead of night by a dead folksinger, who is now a vampire and needs his assistance on a mission to take down a dangerous necromancer. He tells him his ex-girlfriend is already handling it (see The Succubus Apprentice) but Phil says not that necromancer. Another one. One who is on the verge of becoming president.
©2017 Amanda Lash (P)2017 Hyperbolic Productions
The Crisis
Summary
This audiobook tells the story of a supervillain called "The Crisis" and his best friend, an assassin named "Poison" as they carve out a living in a dystopian future.
Crisis is on the run from the FBI, including a sexy metahuman agent with whom he might be in love. Along the way, they run into a genius Russian cyborg, a pink-haired exotic dancer who wants to become a supervillain, a superhero with an MBA from Wharton who can lift a skyscraper, and many others.
Follow the two friends as they bounce from caper to caper and try to manage their dysfunctional dating lives.
This audiobook is for those who enjoy thought-provoking, humorous, and sometimes dark superhero adventures with lots of action.
©2018 Amanda Lash (P)2018 Hyperbolic Productions
Existential Crisis
Summary
This is a sequel to The Crisis. In this audiobook, the assassin Poison, the former FBI telepath Delphi and the pink haired villainess Stiletto deal with the fallout from their previous adventures. An extremely powerful superhero comes looking for revenge after a humiliating viral video. Also, they have to deal with their decision to wage war against the extremely powerful multinational corporations that rule their world from behind the scenes. As in the first book, adventure and humor abound as Crisis and his friends try to live an honest life of villainy in a dystopian future that may resemble our own. Excerpt: “I hope that got your attention” I said pompously. I was looking around for more security or bodyguards. I found it hard to believe someone as wealthy and powerful as our quarry didn’t have a single agent or bodyguard even though that’s what our research showed. He raised his hand and energy coruscated about his hand and a beam of incarnadine light shot from his hand smashing into my chest, burning much of the top half of my costume. I shrugged out of the burning shirt and pretended it hadn’t hurt. “Well that explains why you don’t have a bodyguard” I drawled. “The thing about a bodyguard more powerful than you” he explained “is he could very easily choose to take your life instead of preserve it if he gets a better offer.” “Not everyone thinks like you” I said “some people when they take a job, intend to do the job, not just line their own pockets ‘til a better chance comes along.” “Of course, your pathological sense of loyalty. We counted on that when we looked over your psych profile.” “Only pathological in the eyes of those who have none” I shot back along with firing my wrist blaster with my right arm. The feeling had come back and the bleeding had stopped around about the same time. It smashed him into the wall of their bedroom, which was larger than most homes I knew of".
©2016 Amanda Lash (P)2019 Hyperbolic Productions
The Ex-Girlfriend Crisis
Summary
This is the sequel to The Crisis and Existential Crisis. In this book, the Crisis ex-girlfriend gets super powers and swears revenge on him, working for the arch villain Doctor Gloom, whom the Crisis has upset from time to time. At the same time The Crisis, his wife Delphi, cohorts in crime Poison and Stiletto have been forced to flee the country and join Dr. Impossible where he has become the Supreme Dictator for Life in Thailand. Of course this prompts an all out superhero invasion funded by the multinational corporations Crisis and the gang have been waging war against. Hijinx ensue. Lots of humor, fast paced dialogue, and action for those who enjoy a darker take on Superheroes and Villains.
©2015 Amanda Lash (P)2019 Hyperbolic Productions
Of Mice and Mendacity
Summary
This is a work of urban fantasy and political satire. All characters are over 18. Any representations of actual persons in this book are broad caricatures intended for humor and political commentary and thus protected by the First Amendment, until such time as the Republicans get around to repealing that little inconvenience. This is the fourth installment of Donald Trump: Necromancer and follows our squad of rebellious heroes. Phil Ochs, a folk singer turned vampire demon slayer; Magnus a scientist with a mechanical hand; Aiko, a teenage were panda; and Josh, an urban druid who can tap in to the living force of a city. On the run from their last showdown with the necromancer in chief, they hole up in Disneyworld while they plot their next strike.
©2017 Amanda Lash (P)2017 Hyperbolic Productions
Ryan the Heartless
Summary
This is a work of humorous fantasy as well as political parody. Any persons who actually exist are public figures and depictions here are exaggerated and used for purposes of satire and political commentary as protected by law and the first amendment of the US Constitution. This is the sequel to Donald Trump: Necromancer and I Was a Teenage Were-Panda. In this installment the heroic band of revolutionaries, including a scientist with a mechanical hand, a son of a titan, and a vampire folk singer, make a stealth raid on Capitol Hill and confront the evil Necromancer in Chief as well as a surprisingly formidable speaker of the house.
©2017 Amanda Lash (P)2017 Hyperbolic Productions
Dying, Waiting, Hoping
Summary
This is a work of humorous fantasy as well as political parody. Any persons who actually exist are public figures and depictions here are exaggerated and used for purposes of satire and political commentary as protected by law and the first amendment of the US constitution. This is the final installment of Donald Trump: Necromancer, where our heroes have their final confrontation with the necromancer in chief. They pulled up to the gates, and harried-looking security eyed them in obvious relief. A long line of cars was frantically honking, trying to rush through the exit. "You're here for the rats? You don't look like the guys who do the monthly sprays," the guard said skeptically. "No we're domestic terrorists who stole a bug van on the off chance you might have a rat emergency at just the time we drove up" Phil said deadpan. "What the f--k do we look like we're here for?" "No need to be assholes about it," the guard said and waved them through. As they drove past at a speed calculated to show urgency without looking like they were nervously trying to get away, Magnus clapped the folksinger on the shoulder. "Was that some Obi Wan shit or just the most creative use of truth telling I've ever seen?"
©2017 Amanda Lash (P)2017 Hyperbolic Productions
Donald Trump: Necromancer
Summary
This is a work of humorous fantasy as well as political parody. Any persons who actually exist are public figures and depictions here are exaggerated and used for purposes of satire and political commentary as protected by law and the first amendment of the US constitution. In this, the first story in a new series featuring a character from Dark Elves, Dragons and Dinosaurs as well as Beholder Baseball and Other Bad Ideas, Magnus the scientist who formerly "dated" Lorelei the dark elf priestess is now in Manhattan and single. He is visited in the dead of night by a dead folksinger, who is now a vampire and needs his assistance on a mission to take down a dangerous necromancer. He tells him his ex-girlfriend is already handling it (see The Succubus Apprentice) but Phil says not that necromancer. Another one. One who is on the verge of becoming president.
©2016 Amanda Lash (P)2017 Amanda Lash