J. Daniel Sawyer has 9 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 2 narrators, with an average listener rating of 5★ across 2 ratings. The most-rated is Suave Rob's Double-X Derring-Do!.
Suave Rob's Double-X Derring-Do!
Summary
From the author of The Resurrection Junket and Ideas, Inc. One Surfboard. Two X-chromosomes. All Man. Climbing Olympus Mons put him on the map. Winning a gold medal in asteroid jumping got him great press. Children everywhere tune in to watch every time he skydives from a space station. But Suave Rob Suarez likes to aim high - really high. Together with his stunt partner and their childhood hero, he aims to stage the biggest daredevil stunt in the history of the universe: Surf a supernova...or die trying.
©2012 J. Daniel Sawyer (P)2015 ArtisticWhispers Productions, Inc.
Suave Rob's Rough-n-Ready Rugrat Rapture
Summary
From author of Hadrian's Flight and Suave Rob's Double-X Derring-Do comes a new tale of hilarious gonzo adventure in the 24th century. When bastardly forces threaten, only Suave Rob can save the day! Surfing Betelgeuse made him the galaxy's ultimate badass, but when Suave Rob Suarez gets thrown in the klink for brawling with his best bro, and forced to babysit a bevy of bratty delinquents as punishment, he figures that even badasses get the bogus end of the stick sometimes. But egregious evil never sleeps, and when his wards get hijacked by the world's most heinous underwater overlord, Suave Rob pulls out all the stops to jump bail and embark on history's most epic high-dive. With 72 hours to save their bacon, the Double-X Daredevil's gotta put it all on the line to rescue the rugrats, and bring 'em back to the stars!
©2014 J. Daniel Sawyer (P)2020 ArtisticWhispers Productions, Inc.
The Empty House
Summary
Alan Tosetti set the sterling standard in a town built on silver. The greatest architect in Nevada history, he died before he could finish his masterpiece Craftsman. Two years later, his youngest daughter died of old age in the same house, sitting in front of the fire. She was only 26. When the tales of Tosetti's legacy draws a hungry young architect from the big city, he finds a broken-down ruin with a soul full of music and a chilling secret that can only be unlocked with the help of a demonic pawnshop in the radioactive wastes in a broken-down city at the edge of nowhere.
©2014 J. Daniel Sawyer (P)2021 ArtisticWhispers Productions, Inc.
Pick a Card
Summary
On a trip to visit his ailing grandfather, 17-year-old Peter meets a magician who claims to know how to grant Peter's dearest wish: to perform impossible illusions. But dearest wishes come with costs, and new opportunities come with each turn of the cards in a hospital room at the edge of nowhere.
©2017 J. Daniel Sawyer (P)2017 ArtisticWhispers Productions, Inc.
Funeral Hats
Summary
Alliston Hayes loved three things: getting married, hats, and the late Jac Jarger. So when she got the chance to combine the three with the help of a demon-possessed cat and an ancient book, how could she pass it up? And how could she know that her enthusiasm would result in "The Incident"?
©2016 J. Daniel Sawyer (P)2017 ArtisticWhispers Productions, Inc.
Suave Rob's Amazing Ass-Saving Association
Summary
When your ass is on the line, they'll kick it off! They surfed a supernova. They beat the Poseidon Front. They raptured the rugrats and made the solar system safe for the most bodacious badassery. Now Suave Rob and Gigolo Jeff are bringing their epicness to your establishment. That's right! Whether you've got problems with gropey groupies, sneaky stalkers, rapacious rivals, seriously shifty slavers, or a dangerously disastrous ducky drip, this top-notch team will put its ass on the line instead of yours. Remember, in a solar system this big, filled with tsunamis and troublemakers and tax collectors galore, trouble always comes knocking. When your door sets to pounding with the drumming of doomy death, call Suave Rob's Amazing Ass-Saving Association. They'll save your ass so you can live to sit another day!
©2019 J. Daniel Sawyer (P)2020 ArtisticWhispers Productions, Inc.
The Serpent and the Satchel
Summary
Afternoon delights in the city at the edge of nowhere.... A golden summer afternoon gave Albert the perfect excuse to escape his cubicle for a little fresh air and some time at the park. But when his boss catches him on the way out the door and piles on extra deadlines, forcing Albert to work through the time off, he figures he might as well just write off the afternoon. But neither Albert nor his boss could have planned on a surprise adventure courtesy a broken briefcase, an escaped python, and a mischievous pawnbroker who keeps a creepy little shop out on the edge of nowhere. Includes Author's Note with the story behind the story.
©2012 J. Daniel Sawyer (P)2021 ArtisticWhispers Productions, Inc.
At the Edge of Nowhere
Summary
Young men make rash choices. At 19 years old, with no money, no food, and no hope, one man's choices start making themselves. As winter sets in and time runs out, he needs salvation anywhere he can find it - in a brothel, a dumpster, a gun, or maybe in a creepy old pawn shop in a broken down city at the edge of nowhere.
©2010 J. Daniel Sawyer (P)2020 ArtisticWhispers Productions, Inc.
Chicken Noodle Gravity
Summary
Stephen got stoned so he could deal with the chemo, but it's his husband who really needs the drugs. After all, watching your partner of twenty years die of cancer can leave you courting bankruptcy, your life in ruins. It can drive you to steal, or cheat, or look for hope in a can of chicken-noodle soup you bought from the demonic pawnbroker at a creepy old hock shop at the edge of nowhere.
©2011 J. Daniel Sawyer (P)2020 ArtisticWhispers Productions, Inc.