K. Bartholomew has 7 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 5 narrators, with an average listener rating of 4.5★ across 20 ratings. The most-rated is Invasion.
Invasion
Summary
Two hundred years ago, aliens invaded Earth. A violent war followed. The enemy won. Some of us escaped, most of us didn’t. On Proxima they flourished - the invasion forgotten. On Earth we floundered - the horror began. Their world is advanced, peaceful, and secure. Our world is broken, savage, and overrun. A new invasion is coming. A hunger that has swallowed half the universe. They don’t care which planet we live on. They want to end us all. But where there is life, there is hope. And where there is hope, there are heroes. Sheriff. Marine. Pilot. Engineer. Centurion. Clone. This time, vengeance will be ours.
©2019 M.R. Forbes (P)2020 Podium Audio
Bank on You
Summary
Most people have it all wrong about how you become wealthy in America. More often then not, we are taught that wealth is the by-product of hard work, diligent savings, and living below one's means. If that were the case, why is it that 50 percent of the population are considered financially inept in a nation that is primarily driven by finance? How is it that one in three people who've worked their entire lives have nothing saved toward retirement? How is it that 40 percent of all student borrowers can't afford to make payments on their college loans? Most of us recognize that something is terribly wrong within our economy and financial systems, yet we continue to obey the antiquated financial rhetoric spewed by the experts and media. But at what cost? If you're going to participate in this game and wonder how you build more wealth, then the solution will be easier than what is normally given to the 99 percenters. Bank on You explores the financial advice kept from the masses and shares it with you in a way that is compelling and easy to digest. The audiobook includes: How to pursue multiple streams of income How to acquire assets that pay you How not to lose money How to be your own boss How to achieve financial freedom in any market cycle Embrace your new financial awakening and begin to master the game of money.
©2018 Jeremiah Brown (P)2019 Jeremiah Brown
Annihilation
Summary
A tourist is bitten by a rare monkey whilst on safari in Kenya. She is flown home, but later dies from the infection. Soon after, the hospital is on lockdown following an incident with a patient. Within hours, the city of Leeds is being attacked by hordes of people who appear drugged up and deranged. Days later, the north of England undergoes rioting and cannibalism for unknown reasons. Meanwhile, David Sterling, the British prime minister, struggles to take a lead on the developing situation gripping his country. Zombies are supposed to be a thing of Hollywood, yet here they are in England, ravaging their way across the nation. Annihilation shows the zombie apocalypse from the point of view of a typical incompetent prime minister. Pray he’s not in charge when the day of the inevitable apocalypse comes.
©2017 K. Bartholomew (P)2021 K. Bartholomew
Not Dead Yet
Summary
How will the Victorians handle a zombie apocalypse? Not all heroes are heroic...in fact, some are outright dastardly. After being expelled from Eton, Jack Strapper is tricked into joining the army and posted to an Irish cavalry regiment in the false belief that it'll be safe. However, he's horrified to discover the nation's already amidst an ongoing apocalypse. Worse still, his unit's commanded by a mad colonel who's intent on making him fight. He was told it would be all pretty girls and parties. Oops! How will the now Captain Strapper cope, knowing a million victims of the potato famine are roaming the land as zombies? Yet, after an astonishing run of incredible coincidences and good fortune, he soon builds a reputation as an intrepid warrior. But not all are fooled. There is one officer, Major Lynch, the regiment's most decorated soldier, who's taken a disliking to the young upstart. Refusing to believe the tales of heroics, he's disgusted by the way his comrades fawn over this boy who can barely even hold a sabre, never mind single-handedly vanquish dozens of foes. And why are there no living witnesses? After an unfortunate incident with his wife, Lynch now holds a personal vendetta and will stop at nothing to expose Jack for the coward he really is. If you enjoy a zombie military series and a hilarious antihero, you'll love the historical twists in Not Dead Yet. Get it now.
©2017 K. Bartholomew (P)2019 K. Bartholomew
Zombie Insurrection - Three Zombie Short Stories
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Zombie Insurrection is a collection of three zombie short stories by K. Bartholomew. Included: Snatched - Bedlam Lunatic Asylum - 1888. When Alfred Bartlett, Night Porter at the asylum is not occupied treading the lonely corridors, ensuring the patients cause no trouble during the dark hours, he's busy running a side business - Selling the most interesting lunatics to the highest bidder. However, after one such lunatic (with strange zombie-like tendencies) attracts the attention of a travelling freak show in Victorian England, Bartlett's lucrative yet risky sideline is beset with problems. Caged - Iraq: The Americans are fighting a drawn out war against ISIS. With public support for the war draining, they find themselves under pressure to discover new ways of waging war against the enemy. At an isolated American air base, one scientist has come up with an ingenious idea - Use zombies to defeat the Islamic State. The only problem is, the virus isn't ready and top brass are running out of patience. How can they deliver "the package" where it's needed - Straight at the ISIS leadership. And meanwhile at the air base, who is the mysterious man under the hood? Annihilation - A tourist is bitten by a rare monkey whilst on safari in Kenya. She is flown home but later dies from her infection. Soon after, the hospital is on lockdown following an incident with a patient. Within hours, the city of Leeds is being attacked by hordes of people who appear drugged up and deranged. Days later, the north of England undergoes rioting and cannibalism for unknown reasons. David Sterling, the British Prime Minister, meanwhile struggles to take a lead on the developing situation in his country. Zombies are supposed to be a thing of Hollywood, yet here they are in England, ravaging their way across the nation. Zombie Takeover shows the zombie apocalypse from the point of view of a typical incompetent Prime Minister. Pray he’s not in charge when the inevitable apocalypse arrives.
©2019 K. Bartholomew (P)2019 K. Bartholomew
Caged
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Caged: A Zombie Military Short Story, by K. Bartholomew. Iraq - The Americans are fighting a drawn out war against ISIS. With public support for the war draining, they find themselves under pressure to discover new ways of waging war against the enemy. At an isolated American air base, one scientist has come up with an ingenious idea - use zombies to defeat the Islamic State. The only problem is, the virus isn't ready and top brass are running out of patience. How can they deliver "the package" to where it's needed - straight to ISIS leadership? And meanwhile, at the air base, who is the mysterious man under the hood? Caged is the latest zombie war story from K. Bartholomew.
©2017 K. Bartholomew (P)2021 K. Bartholomew
Echoing Hope
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Where is Jesus when we need him most? An influential pastor shares how despair can lead us to discover true hope and a deeper relationship with God, helping us emerge stronger and more joyful from times of crisis. “May this careful look at pain in the context of Jesus’s life open up avenues of discovery and healing.” (Mindy Caliguire, cofounder and president of Soul Care) We all experience difficulties and hardships. But how can we learn to live richly in the midst of them? And even grow spiritually because of them? The answer is found in the hopeful humanity of Jesus. As the son of God, Jesus wasn’t exempt from suffering, disappointment, or injustice. He lived in the real world as a real person. He wept for those he loved. He felt hunger and thirst. He endured temptation, betrayal, and ridicule. He died after being unjustly tortured. And somehow through it all, he embodied hope - by defeating death and opening a new world of life for us. In Echoing Hope, influential pastor and blogger Kurt Willems reveals how understanding the humanity of Jesus can radically transform our identity and empower us to step into our pain-filled world in a new way. Combining rich theological insight with personal stories and practices for response, he shows how we can overcome despair and encounter the beautiful potential of our lives.
©2021 Kurt Willems (P)2021 Random House Audio