Keith Blenman has 4 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 1 narrator. The most-rated is The Girl Drank Poison.

4 audiobooks
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Siren Night

Summary

Dear Mama, I'm not dead. Sorry for the deception. I never died in that fire. I've spent the past several years travelling with an immortal monster hunter named Gus. He's a crude alcoholic with no regard for humanity. I'd even say he's worse than the creatures we kill. Anyway, I'm just writing because, if one day, my body is found and you're contacted, I need you to promise that you'll cremate me immediately. I hope all is well. Love, Millie

©2010, 2019, 2020 Keith Blenman (P)2020 Keith Blenman

Narrator: Shaniese Reyes
Length: 2 hrs and 9 mins
Available on Audible
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Tramp Stamp Vamp

Summary

Dear Mama, Gus came into my life several years ago. During my final year of college, I was abducted by a vampire. To say the big oaf saved me from certain doom is an overstatement, but that's how we met. Honestly, I have a tough time thinking about it. Between the kidnapping and all the carnage that followed, I changed. A lot. That was the first time I died. That was the night everything fell apart. Love, Millie.

©2019 Keith Blenman (P)2020 Keith Blenman

Narrator: Shaniese Reyes
Length: 4 hrs and 41 mins
Available on Audible
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Bonnie Before the Brain Implants

Summary

In this sci-fi comedy, Bonnie Neman is training to be a tour guide at Exponential Innovations, a scientific community run amuck with its own hubris. Javier Costello is a genetic engineer tasked with designing a shrink ray. Together, in a place where even the employees are part of a grander experiment, they'll achieve something impossible.

©2012 Keith Blenman (P)2019 Keith Blenman

Narrator: Shaniese Reyes
Length: 1 hr and 8 mins
Available on Audible
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The Girl Drank Poison

Summary

A magic potion may spoil; its intended effects lost to time. The power of a potion, however, never fades. It contorts, deforms, and mutates, often leading to something monstrous. Thus, tragedy befalls Zellin Percour, a young woman tricked into drinking an expired love potion. Now transformed into an abomination, she’s rampaging her way toward the town of Sleeping Bear, hellbent on finding the man who deceived her. Horace is enjoying his quiet life. He loves his wife, children, and shop in Sleeping Bear. He’s grateful that his violent past is buried deeper than the bodies left in his wake. But when a fool leads disaster to his door, he must revive his lethal talents or risk losing everything. Griever wields a weapon of untold power. She’s also only two feet tall. This makes her both the deadliest and most easily overlooked bounty hunter in the world. She’s caught the scent of her hero, legendary pirate Lorenzo Blade, and is eager to discover if the man lives up to his myth. Her trail leads her to Sleeping Bear, where she’s about to discover all manner of hell lying beneath the surface.

©2020 Keith Blenman (P)2020 Keith Blenman

Narrator: Shaniese Reyes
Length: 4 hrs and 59 mins
Available on Audible