Marc Richard has 5 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 1 narrator. The most-rated is Degrees of Separation: A Pseudonovel.
G Is for Giant
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Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of a... Well, you all know the story. Jack is a poor farm boy living with his mother. Having to milk cows to keep the bill collectors at bay. Till, one day, a man comes by and gives him an enhancement pill that makes him sprout a giant boner, which he climbs all the way up to Giant Land. I mean, sure, we all know that part. But from there, things take a twist. From the weirdest author you know comes a surprisingly heartwarming tale. One of love, family, and big old boners. Please note: These books do not need to be listened to in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!
©2019 Marc A. Richard (P)2020 Marc A. Richard
F Is for Frank: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
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Franks Wurst: The food of the future! Try one today! Many years have passed since Victor Frankenstein built his monster. The population has grown out of control. The food supply is getting low. Solution? Designer children. Parents surrender their children from birth so that new ones can be made from the best of the parts. Well, most of them. Some children grow up Normal. The N-Word. Lower class. Unable to land jobs. Mistakenly killed by cops over and over again. Franks franchises are popping up like weeds. With only one thing on the menu, hot dogs. The low-cost way to feed billions. And people love them. But when meat becomes scarce, a new item appears on the menu: Franks Wurst. It's not long before that’s all anyone eats. One night, Mr. Simonson, the Chairman of Franks, gets a crowbar to the skull. He knew the secret recipe that not even he was supposed to know. And the more time marches on, the weirder things get. And nobody’s questioning it. Except for one: A Normal named Maria Shelton who finds the whole thing disturbing. The world’s addiction to Franks Wurst, the murder, and now Normals are disappearing by the hundreds. She’ll figure out just what the hell is going on. Even if it’s the last thing she does. And the more she digs, the deeper the conspiracy runs. It just may be the last thing she does. Oh, Maria, what have you gotten yourself into? It’s Frankenstein meets Soylent Green. Mary Shelley meets Charlton Heston. A crazy tale that you’d come to expect only from this author. By the way, he can’t tell you what Franks Wurst is made of, but what he can say is it is not not people. Note: These audiobooks do not need to be listened in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!
©2018 Marc A Richard (P)2019 Marc A Richard
DEF: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
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Three tales so awful, they'll make you want to wash your mind out with soap. "The best thing I've read since the Farmer's Almanac!" (Unreliable source) Snow White and the mini golf course? Frankenstein meets Soylent Green? An avid reader trapped in an Edgar Allan Poe nightmare? These stories aren't normal. Listen today and hear why listeners are calling it, "Ludicrous. Hilarious. Almost life-changing. Almost." Like a stew, where you don't know what's in it, you don't know why you're eating it, but you can't stop. You’ll even ask for thirds. Note: This series does not need to be heard in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!
©2018 Marc A Richard (P)2019 Marc A Richard
B is for Bear: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
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This ain't your grandma's fairy tale. Jimmy DiFrenzo is the head of the Figarazzi family, one of the toughest mob families around. He loves his gabagool, his gold chains, and his chest hair. He lives in a nice suburban home with his adoring wife and child. The perfect, yet stereotypical, life of a Sicilian American. But he has secrets. Blondie is a spoiled little rich girl who always gets her way. When her life becomes tedious, she begins a life of breaking into random homes. She never steals anything; she's in it for the excitement. All is going great, till she finds herself the wrong house. "Someone’s been using my hair gel!" "Someone’s been eating my gabagool!" "Someone’s been sleeping on my couch! And there she is!" Just who is this blond bitch who has broken into Jimmy’s home? Did she really pick the wrong house, or does she have a plan? Perhaps she has secrets, too. Come witness this oh-so-wrong retelling of an old classic. Get it now. Note: These audiobooks do not need to be heard in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!
©2017 Marc Richard (P)2017 Marc Richard
Degrees of Separation: A Pseudonovel
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This book will steal your soul. "This made my brain hurt." -Anonymous Litigant Mystical. Weird. Hilarious. A dumb cast of characters you have to see to believe. The lazy Uncle who fuses with his favorite chair. The computer virus that takes on a life of its own. The surgeon on an acid trip. Bootsy Collins. What do these people have in common? About as much as you have with Kevin Bacon. Witness how the actions of one can affect the lives of many in Degrees of Separation. Get ready for a downward spiral through hell. Through beauty and nightmares, through comedy and tragedy. A novel? Yes. A short story collection? Yes. Call it what you will, but I can promise you that it is made of 100 percent words. Degrees of Separation was originally penned by a squadron of Black Sabbath fans at a Steely Dan show. The pages that weren’t used for rolling special cigarettes were retrieved from the floor of the concert hall, and then (barely) translated into this book here. Step right up, strap in, and enjoy the ride!
©2016 Marc Richard (P)2017 Marc Richard