Nicky Blue has 3 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 2 narrators. The most-rated is Hot Love Inferno.
Escape from Samsara: A Dark Comedy Fantasy Adventure
Summary
A comedy about a time-travelling gardener, guaranteed to make you wet your plants! Barry's been patient, but after 27 years of trimming hedges for people he hates, he's had enough. All he wants to do is to find his missing father and to discover his inner ninja. But life’s not done with throwing him curveballs. A fatal mistake catapults Barry into the adventure of a lifetime. With talking hedges, samurai ghosts, meddling psychotherapists, and an inexplicably non-linear time pattern conspiring against him, Barry must do battle to save his hide, unleash the ninja within, and rescue his father from an ancient army, a dark sorcerer, and a raging inferno. Perfect listening for fans of Tom Holt, Terry Pratchett, Robert Rankin, Christopher Moore, or Douglas Adams. What is the mysterious Prophecy Allocation Department? Where is The Before and After? Even more importantly, Will Barry’s underwear hold out until he has saved the day?
©2017 Nicky Blue (P)2019 Nicky Blue
Numan Versus Numan: Two Gary Numan Tribute Acts, One Ultimate Prize
Summary
Two tribute bands. One ultimate prize. Zero room for failure. Having been blown away by seeing Gary Numan perform "Bombers" on TV in 1978, Five went out the very next day and put an ad in the paper to form a tribute band. He named it the Romford Bombers. They soon went on to dominate the Numan tribute band circuit. Until last year that is, when the Storm Troopers came out of nowhere and stole their crown. The Bombers’ 56-year-old lead singer will do whatever it takes to win it back. He also has reason to believe The Storm Troopers are pursuing a hidden agenda, and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it. As Five wrestles with his suspicions, the Romford and Dagenham Gary Numan fan club organize one final battle of the bands. The winner of which will become the all-time ultimate Numan tribute act. The stakes had never been higher. Five enlists his best mate, Pete - wild card and hacker extraordinaire - the two dive into the dark web in search of answers to the following questions: Why is there no trace of The Storm Troopers before last year? Why does Ross, the Troopers’ singer and Five’s nemesis, have suspicious gaps in his knowledge of Numanology? Why does he work at the local undertaker’s and what is he doing all night long in the backyard? And what would the real Gary Numan think about all this? Five has been writing to Gary. Perhaps one day he will receive a reply. Listen to the book to find out what Five discovers about the mysterious Storm Troopers, the damnable, girlfriend-stealing Ross, and his sinister deeds! Please note: This book is not just for Gary Numan fans, but please be warned it does contain middle-aged men wearing eyeliner. Most of the characters come from Essex. If you are not familiar with that part of the United Kingdom, you may come away with rich cultural insights that change the way you perceive human existence. No lobsters or geography teachers were harmed in the writing of this book. If bad language offends you, It's probably best you listen to something from the cozy mystery section instead.
©2019 Nick Blewitt (P)2020 Nick Blewitt
Hot Love Inferno
Summary
A half-woman, half-cockroach fused in a bizarre gardening accident? That would be Mrs Jittery Twitch, dwelling in the shadows of our misdeeds. If in danger, you can call upon her help...all she asks is your soul as payment. But she’s just a legend, so no need to worry. Barry Harris is a 28-year-old man, still living with his dear old mum in a little flat above a hairdresser. His obsession with Star Trek and the martial arts won’t help him when he’s forced out on a date. And nobody knows about the weird string of events that’s about to put everyone’s lives in danger. A trio of samurai warriors and the strangest offer of help lead Barry on a perilous mission to save the day.
©2018 Nicky Blue (P)2019 Nicky Blue