Pete Sortwell has 5 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 2 narrators. The most-rated is The Ian Barker Files.
The Office Idiot Reviews
Summary
There are all sorts of idiots we have to work with every day. Every office has them. Fortunately for most of us idiots in the work place are few and far between. However, Hogsbottom Plugs, "the home of bath plugs", has a higher concentration than other work places - from the MD down to the cleaner, they're all idiots. Hear the trials and tribulations of this idiotic workforce as they explain their recent life events through reviews of things they've brought. There's Donald, who try as hard as does simply cannot get the office junior to notice him, let alone drink some of his special, sleeping-tablet-laden tea. Learn how Jeff gets his own back on the people who mock him by re-enacting a video he saw on YouTube involving seagulls and watch on in horror as the overworked cleaner tries to solve the mystery of who is making his job of cleaning the toilets worse than a job cleaning toilets is already. If you've ever worked in an office, then this is the book for you. You'll recognize the office sex pest, the liar and the moaning admin worker who's been there longer than the chairs. Written in the form of product reviews, The Office Idiot Reviews is the second in the series of Idiot Review Books from Pete Sortwell.
©2012 Pete Sortwell (P)2015 Pete Sortwell
Pete Sortwell: The Chris Dabbs Collection, Volume 1
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This collection of comedy audiobooks read by Chris Dabbs includes The Village Idiot Reviews, The Office Idiot Reviews, and Dating In The Dark: sometimes love just pretends to be blind. The Village Idiot Reviews Join Brian as he tries to woo the girl that works in the local shop. Will passing out face down in superglue while trying to make her a gift hinder his chances of going out with her? Will Father Frederick, an alcoholic vicar who has a slight issue with stalking, be able to win back the heart of a woman he loved a long time ago? Written entirely in the form of product reviews, we guarantee you've never heard a book quite like this. Hilarious and wholly original, The Village Idiot Reviews pokes gentle fun at the more obscure corners of your favourite e-commerce sites - and introduces the most bonkers set of countryside dwellers since The Vicar of Dibley. The Office Idiot Reviews There are all sorts of idiots we have to work with every day. Every office has them. However, Hogsbottom Plugs, "the home of bath plugs", has a higher concentration than other workplaces. From the MD down to the cleaner, they're all idiots. Hear the trials and tribulations of this idiotic workforce as they explain their recent life events through reviews of things they've bought. There's Donald, who simply cannot get the office junior to notice him, let alone drink some of his special sleeping-tablet-laced tea. Learn how Jeff gets his own back on the people who mock him by re-enacting a video he saw on Youtube involving seagulls. And watch in horror as the overworked cleaner tries to solve the mystery of who is making his job of cleaning the toilets worse than a job cleaning toilets is already. Dating In The Dark: sometimes love just pretends to be blind Jason is single and has been for all of his 32 years. It's depressing. But not as depressing as being told by his mother that he looks like Humpty Dumpty - after the accident. With a face that not even his own mother can love, it's hardly surprising that he'll try anything to get a woman to go out with him, even if it's only for a single date. Along with Barry - his best mate - Jason comes up with the only thing he thinks will work: dating a blind woman. However, to do that, he needs to pretend he's blind himself, which is a lot harder than you might think...especially when guide dogs are so hard to come by. Eventually Jason's efforts pay off and he meets Emma, a pretty professional with a host of friends. When he takes her out, they instantly hit it off. But will Jason be able to fool both Emma and her best friend Jerry into thinking he's blind? Jason faces the biggest challenge of his life, and nobody - especially not him - can see how it'll all turn out.
©2015 Pete Sortwell (P)2015 Pete Sortwell
Double Office Idiot
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Both Office Idiot review books in one set The Office Idiot Reviews There are all sorts of idiots we have to work with every day. Every office has them. Fortunately for most of us, idiots in the work place are few and far between. However, Hogsbottom Plugs, "the home of bath plugs", has a higher concentrate than other work places, from the MD down to the cleaner, they're all Idiots. Hear the trials and tribulations of this idiotic workforce as they explain their recent life events through reviews of things they've brought. There's Donald, who simply cannot get the office junior to notice him, let alone drink some of his special sleeping tablet-ladened tea. Learn how Jeff gets back at the people who mock him by re-enacting a video he saw on YouTube involving seagulls; an over-worked cleaner tries to solve the mystery of who is making his job of cleaning the toilets worse than it already is. If you've ever worked in an office, this book, told in the form of product reviews, is for you. You'll recognize the office sex pest, the liar, and the moaning admin worker who's been there longer than the chairs. More Office Idiot Reviews It's been just over a year since we last visited Hogsbottom Plugs, and there's been lots of change. Jeff no longer has an obsession with Westlife or The Jackson Five. Hogsbottom has brought in a lawyer with a height complex and a dodgy bowel to help him sell the company, so he can leave his wife and live with his mistress, who is also Jeff's mother. The question is: will Hogsbottom be able to get the sale though without Jeff finding out and ruining the future for everyone? With fire alarms going off on a daily basis, strange items being thrown across the office, and burning mattresses falling from the top floor, join all the idiots from the office as they bumble their way through another year of office idiocy.
©2014 Pete Sortwell (P)2015 Pete Sortwell
More Office Idiot Reviews
Summary
It's been just over a year since we last visited Hogsbottom plugs, and there's been lots of change. Jeff no longer has an obsession with Westlife or The Jackson Five, Hogsbottom has brought in a lawyer with a height complex and a dodgy bowel to help him sell the company, so he can leave his wife and live the life of Riley with his mistress, who is also Jeff's mother. The question is: will Hogsbottom be able to get the sale though without Jeff finding out and ruining the future for everyone? With fire alarms going off on a daily basis, strange items being thrown across the office and burning mattresses falling from the top floor, join all the idiots from the office as they bumble their way through another year of office idiocy.
©2014 Pete Sortwell (P)2015 Pete Sortwell
The Ian Barker Files
Summary
The two books Ian read. So Low So High and Who Like Short Shorts.
©2019 Pete Sortwell (P)2019 Pete Sortwell