Timmie Guzzmann has 5 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 5 narrators, with an average listener rating of 1★ across 1 ratings. The most-rated is Ghost Stories, Villagers, Monsters & Zombie Invasion & Apocalypse Stories.
Ghost Stories, Villagers, Monsters & Zombie Invasion & Apocalypse Stories
Summary
Spend a little time with the amazing Tale of M Craft that includes a collection of hilarious M Craft tips and tricks, M Craft toys, M Craft jokes, intriguing M Craft building ideas, M Craft adventures, and some creepy villagers, monsters, zombie invasion, and apocalypse stories. You will love hearing the funny and rhyming dimension of this M Craft adventure book. If you love Dr. Seuss style poems and rhymes and are a true M Crafter you will love these fun and hilarious novels organized in chapter book style like a novel for kids. For less than a cup of Starbucks coffee, this M Craft book for kids is a great addition for your kid's M Craft collection! It helps your kid learn about new and exciting M Craft words and M Craft adventures that capture his or her interest so that reading and learning becomes such an effortless and fun project with these M Craft stories! No matter if you need to occupy your kid for a short period of time or for a longer time, this funny and rhyming style M Craft book can be enjoyed as a poem a day book or in one sitting. Even smaller kids who love looking at picture books will love the hilarious M Craft adventure book. This collection of best M Craft jokes, epic M Craft building block ideas, and rhyming style M Craft poems is a must-have for all M Craft fans. This book will keep your kids entertained and interested for a long time. Inside your kid will find his or her favorite M Craft characters like the M Craft farm pig, the M Craft cow, the M Craft villagers, the monsters, the zombie invasion, and the zombie apocalypse as well as many new and unique aspects of a great M craft adventure.
©2014 Inge Baum (P)2019 Inge Baum
Zombie Books for Kids: Picture Books for Kids
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Book 1: Ghost Stories, Villagers, Monsters & Zombie Invasion & Apocalypse Stories For Kids... Spend a little time with the amazing tale of M craft that includes a collection of hilarious M craft tips and tricks, M craft toys, M craft jokes, funny M craft comics, intriguing M craft building ideas, M craft adventures, and some creepy villagers, monsters, zombie invasion, and apocalypse stories. You will love seeing the funny and rhyming dimension of this M craft adventure book. If you love Dr. Seuss-style poems and rhymes and are a true M crafter, you will love these fun and hilarious novels organized in chapter-book style, like a novel for kids. For less than a cup of Starbucks coffee, this M craft book for kids is a great addition for your kid's M craft collection! It is a fun listen and helps your kid learn about new and exciting M craft words and M craft adventures that capture his or her interest.... Book 2: Dogs Are Really Just Big Jerks! Volume Three The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda
©2014 Inge Baum (P)2015 Inge Baum
Ninja Adventure Book: Ninja Book for Kids: FART BOOK: Ninja Skateboard Farts
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BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK: Ninja Skateboard Farts! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio story. This is the New and Enhanced Version of the Famous Fart Book: Ninja Skateboard Farts! Timmie Guzzmann and El Ninjo are on a mission to perform their most effective skateboarding skills powered by Ninja farts. They participate in a skateboarding competition and view it from a Ninja dimension that they call "Farting Around the World". The skateboard competition takes them to the most unique, mystic, epic, famous, mysterious, historic, and ancient destinations of the world. They are competing in places like Italy: Rome and Pisa, Greece: Athens, North Africa: Casablanca, China, India, Japan: Tokyo, South America: Rio de Janero, and USA: Miami, Los Angeles. Timmie and El Ninjo are the leading contestants in this adventurous skateboarding competition. You will discover how they are using out of the box thinking in combination with Ninja Farts and Martial Arts in order to beat the competition. Their Ninja Skateboarding Fart discipline is moving them the bottom burping style and powered by spicy beans. They are experiencing the most amazing and adventurous stories as they are farting around the world: Timmie takes you through 15 stunning stories of Ninja Skateboarding farts. As Timmie, El Ninjo and the rest of the family are travelling around the globe, they are touching the most diverse cultures, and ancient cities with lots of historical heritage. They are also experiencing the most curious and weird dimensions of life like the funny and bizarre pop culture of Tokyo. You will be amazed and stunned by the stories because each destination brings another mysterious thing and challenge to life...
©2014 Timmie Guzzmann (P)2015 Timmie Guzzmann
Children's Books Box Set
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This three-in-one box set compilation includes Kate Cruise's and Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing and interesting panda and snake fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss-style cat jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious rhyming verses for kids. The compilation includes: Book 1: Panda Book for Kids Book 2: Snake Adventure Book Book 3: Cat Humor
©2014 Inge Baum (P)2017 Inge Baum
Box Set Children's Books: Horse Pictures & Horse Facts - Frog Picture Book for Kids - Funny Dog Books for Kids
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This three-in-one box set compilation includes Kate Cruise's and Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing and interesting frog and snake fact book for kids and beautiful horse book plus the LOL Dr. Seuss-style cat jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious rhyming verses for kids. The compilation includes: Book 1: 265 Million Years Ago...Until Today...FROGS ROCK! Frog and Toad, Frog Pictures for Kids, Kids Book About Frogs Book 2: Horse Book for Kids Age 6-9: Discover Horseback Riding for Kids, Horse Care for Kids, Horse Type, Horse Pictures for Kids, and Other Amazing Horse Facts Book 3: Humor Dogs: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! (Just Really Big Jerks Series) Book 1 and 2: Does your child love cute frogs and toads? Inside the frog and toad discovery book, your child will learn about things like: What Is the History of Frogs? Frogs Sound the Same The Weirdest Looking Toads and Frogs Lots more Inside the horse discovery book, your child will learn about things like: Evolution of Horses Until Today Homes of Horses Senses of Horses Behavior of Horses Cute Horse Babies Beautiful Golden Horses Most Rare Horse Breeds in the World Horses' Relation with Donkeys Lots more Book 3: Jerky Treats Better than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Pee Wee Herman Philosophy Soggy Doggy The Flirt-Schooled Lord of Misrule And lots more...
©2014 Inge Paum (P)2015 Inge Paum