Andy Barker has narrated 6 audiobooks on Listento.it by 9 authors, with an average listener rating of 5★ across 2 ratings. The most-rated is Everything Has Teeth.
The Dunfield Terror
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It starts with a strange glowing fog that arrives at the height of a snowstorm. A terror from the past has returned, bringing with it death and destruction that threatens to overrun the town. The old stories tell of a postwar experiment gone wrong, one that opened the way for the fog - or whatever was behind it - to begin its reign of terror. A small team of workmen are the last hope to keep their town alive through the long, storm-filled night. But the many horrors that await them are beyond anyone’s worst nightmares.
©2015 William Meikle (P)2018 David N. WIlson
Everything Has Teeth
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Contains the Splatterpunk Award-winning story The Tipping Point. A city where people are turning gleefully insane. Inescapable blood-sucking bugs. A serial killer who may have discovered proof of alien life. A kinky proposal to "even out" an instance of infidelity. A man whose fingernails are growing at an out of control rate. Twisted new spins on the legends of John Henry and Humpty Dumpty. The all-time worst bathtub in which to bathe a child. The inconvenience of finding a dead Bigfoot in your yard. These are only a few of the stories in Jeff Strand's deranged new collection, which includes several macabre tales written just for these bloody audiobook. Table of contents: The Tipping Point Nails Stumps John Henry, The Steel Drivin' Man Fair Trade Chiggers Cry The Fierce Stabbing and Subsequent Post-Death Vengeance of Scooter Brown It's Bath Time! Alien Face Apocalypse of the Yard Gnome Dead Bigfoot on the Lawn Gross-Out: The Return Deformed Son The Origin of Slashy Secret Message (Decoded) The Sentient Cherry Cola That Tried to Destroy the World The Eggman Falleth The Story of My First Kiss Dad (A True Story) Bad Bratwurst
©2017 Jeff Strand (P)2019 Jeff Strand
Dark Celebration
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From evil bunnies to killer leprechauns or Taco Tuesday gone wrong, Dark Celebration has it all. This is a macabre collection of mixed holiday horror sure to keep you on your toes with your eyes open all night. With stories from more than 30 authors, including Eleanor Merry, Natasha Sinclair, David Green, Jason Myers, Dawn DeBraal, Chris Miller, Alanna Robertson-Webb, Gary McDonough, Todd Love, Cassandra Angler, Ruthann Jagge, Angela Glover, Wendy Cheairs, Josh A. Murphy, John Adams, Shawn M. Klimek, Scott McGregor, Charlotte O'Farrell, Tina Merry, Kevin J. Kennedy, Brian J. Smith, Nicole Henning, Lance Dale, M. Ennenbach, Leon Sluyter, N.M. Brown, David Bowmore, Vic Kerry, P.J. Blakey-Novis, Meera Dandekar, David Simms, Rachael Boucker, Diane Arrelle, Claire Davon, Marina Schnierer, Benjamin Chadwick, Cher Finver, Beluah Vega, Surina Venkat, Galina Trefil, Joshua E. Borgmann, Sydney Jones, and J.A. Skelton. Dark Celebration is book four in the Holiday Horror Collection series.
©2020 Eleanor Merry (P)2020 Eleanor Merry
Dark X-Mas: 100 Word Holiday Horror Stories
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I'm dreaming of a Dark Christmas, With every little tale that I read, When the knife blades glisten And scared children listen To hear slayers in the night; Where sugarplums can be gory In the frightening elf story, And trees eat favorite household pets. There are gifts on all the pages Of terror through the ages Told of gift-giving regrets. I'm dreaming of a Dark Christmas, With every little tale I read, While the bright lights shine And the family dines In the soft fireplace glow. So hold loved ones tight; It's not Santa visiting tonight, Death lies buried in the snow. The holiday season isn’t all fun and games. One hundred-word holiday horror stories from dozens of authors. From dark and disturbing to morbid humor or guts and gore, these stories have it all. How will you celebrate the holidays? With drabbles from Eleanor Merry, Cassandra Angler, Scott Deegan, Josh A. Murphy, Stephen Cords, David Bowmore, Tina Merry, J.B. Wocoski, James Lipson, Shawn M Klimek, Morgan Adams, Steven Bruce, RJ Roles, Belinda Brady, James Pyles, Sea Caummisar, Trisha McKee, Nerisha Kemraj, Benjamin Langley, Mike Ennenbach, Dawn DeBraal, Aaron Bader, David Simms, R.E. Sargent, Angela Glover, Chris Miller, David M. Donachie, Kerri Jesmer, Wendy Cheairs, Terry Miller, Jacek Wilkos, Stuart Conover, P.J Blakey-Novis, Kevin J. Kennedy, N.M. Brown, Sharon Frame Gay, Gabriella Balcom, Jay Bower, Thomas Sturgeon, Jr., Gabor Eichammer, D.J. Elton, Alanna Webb, Marie Chambers, and Drew Starling!
©2019 Eleanor Merry (P)2020 Eleanor Merry
Gleefully Macabre Tales
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Cemetery Dance Magazine says that, "No author working today comes close to Jeff Strand's perfect mixture of comedy and terror." Gleefully Macabre Tales compiles 33 of his most twisted blends of cringe-worthy horror and ghoulish humor, with a couple of serious pieces thrown in just to mess with you. This collection includes tales from his three chapbooks (Two Twisted Nuts, Socially Awkward Moments with an Aspiring Lunatic, and Funny Stories of Scary Sex) and numerous other stories both popular and obscure, including "Really, Really Ferocious" (the one with the wiener dog), "High Stakes" (the one with the slot machine), "Roasting Weenies by Hellfire" (the one with Satan), "The Bad Candy House" (the one with a very unpleasant old man at Halloween) and "The Socket" (the one with the eyeball socket). And, as a special demented bonus, it includes the novella Disposal. It also includes two of his entries in the World Horror Convention gross-out contest, but you don't want to listen to them. So if you're looking to laugh, gasp, gag, or do all three at the same time, making sort of a weird sound that hurts your lungs and elicits odd glances from nearby pedestrians, this is the book for you!
©2008 Jeff Strand (P)2020 Jeff Strand
Dead Clown Barbecue
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A man who finds a severed nose on a plate on his dining room table. A bell that can summon Satan (maybe). Casual Fridays at work that get out of control. A cheery outlook on the post-apocalyptic landscape. The final thoughts of a doomed skydiver. A girl punished by having to share a bed with her grandmother’s corpse. Revenge via baking a tarantula into a cake. A romance between two carnivorous, genetically enhanced plants. And the lost tale of Fangboy. These are only a few of the demented stories in Dead Clown Barbecue, a collection of 29 gleefully macabre tales, seven of which were written just for this collection. There’s even a brand-new one about a ventriloquist dummy. Those things creep you out, right? You’ll laugh. You’ll scream. Okay...you probably won’t actually scream, unless you already had issues before you started listening, but you might cringe and get a little spooked.
©2013 Jeff Strand (P)2018 Jeff Strand