David Ossman has narrated 4 audiobooks on Listento.it by 3 authors. The most-rated is Loose Wheels and Narrow Necks.
The Velveteen Submission: The Lighthouse at the End of the Tunnel
Summary
A full-cast comedy production recorded live at Convergence in Bloomington, Minnesota. Pangborn arrives unexpectedly on a lighthouse in space, startling the caretaker and his wife. Then Ripley shows up, looking for Pangborn. Then Ripley's father, space pirate Captain Squid, arrives looking for his daughter, and he doesn't like finding Pangborn there, too. Soon they all discover that the lighthouse is about to be smacked by an approaching passenger space cruiser unless they can do something. A hot bath is suggested. Will they all escape destruction? Will they find out who the father of Ripley's baby is? How much of this can actually happen in only a half-hour show? Only the listener knows for sure.
©2001 Great Northern Audio Theatre Productions (P)2015 Waterlogg Productions
The Old Cart Wrangler's Saga
Summary
We've all seen that lone shopping cart sitting on the edge of a parking lot. Who goes and gets it and brings it home? The cart wrangler, of course. Brimming with easy humor, fantasy, and wisdom, David Ossman - of Firesign Theatre fame - gives the performance of a lifetime in this theatrical full-length monologue backed by a crack Kansas City jazz trio and recorded before a live audience at the Brick in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, on June 6, 2018. Mixing voice, eclectic jazz, and sound effects, this performance breaks sound-art boundaries and may even break your heart. Told in three parts: Cart 437 or The Long Way Around Cart 437 2.0 Cart 437 3.0 Potemkin Includes a bonus interview with David Ossman and Brian Price. With Reverend Dwight Frizzell, woodwinds; Julia Thro, guitar; Patrick Alonzo Smith Conway, percussion; Tony Brewer, sound effects. Executive producers: Judith Walcutt and Jerry Stearns. A production of Great Northern Audio Theatre and Otherworld Media.
©2018 Brian Price (P)2018 Great Northern Audio Theatre Productions
The Learning Curve
Summary
A full-cast comedy production recorded live at Convergence in Bloomington, Minnesota. What does it take to jump-start an economy? Why, consumers! So what do politicians do to jump-start an economy? They create millions of new consumers by emancipating creatures and monsters, real and fictional. But is the public ready to accept creature-made entertainment features? What do politicians care?
©2015 Great Northern Audio Productions (P)2008 Great Northern Audio Theatre Productions
Loose Wheels and Narrow Necks
Summary
Over the years while writing, directing, and acting at radio theater workshops and in the Mark Time Radio Show performances at Minneapolis' CONvergence science fiction conventions, Brian Price and Jerry Stearns found that they shared a love for classic Beat poetry, Lord Buckley, and prose poems, so they started doing some of their own. This is a collection of their unique hybrid of humor, music, character, and performance. "Closed Mouths and Narrow Necks" (The Yellow House - West Plains, MO, May 29, 2002) - Bass: Thom Hoglen, Sax: Eric Elder "Cart 437" (or "The Long Way Around") (CONvergence 2006 - July 7, 2006) "The Collapse of the 20th Century Was So Gradual" (Minicon 32 - March 28, 1997) - Piano: David Emerson "Clones Day Parade" (CONvergence 2001 - July 6, 2001) - Piano: Mike Wheaton "Unrelated Cliffhanger Theater" (CONvergence 2006 - July 7, 2006) with Windy Bowlsby, Tim Wick, Charlie Meitzner, Preston Ossman, Eleanor Price, and David Ossman "Your Mileage May Vary" (CONvergence 2002 - July 5, 2002) with Richard Fish; Music by Eleanor Price "A Cure for Science" (CONvergence 2004 - July 2, 2004) - Trombone: Jim ten Bensel "The Tiniest Souls" (CONvergence 2007 - July 6, 2007) "Under the Broken Tree Bridge" (CONvergence 2008 - July 3, 2008) with Eleanor Price; Piano: Keith Spears "Cart 437: Part Two" (Hear Now Festival - Kansas City, MO, June 9, 2016) "You Can't Handle the Truth" (CONvergence 2007 - July 6, 2007) with Wally Wingert, Windy Bowlsby, Tim Wick, Preston Ossman, Eleanor Price, and David Ossman
©2017 Great Northern Audio Theatre (P)2017 Great Northern Audio Theatre