Geoff Sturtevant has narrated 4 audiobooks on Listento.it by 4 authors, with an average listener rating of 4.5★ across 2 ratings. The most-rated is Occupational Hazards: The Blue-Collar Omnibus.

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Occupational Hazards: The Blue-Collar Omnibus

2 ratings

Summary

Winner of the 2018 ABR Listeners Choice Award for best in humor! A collection of absurdist and thought-provoking stories from the author's Return to the Dirt, Just Speculating, and more, including unreleased, exclusive, audio-only content! Performed by a cast of award-winning and Audie® nominated narrators. Fans of the macabre, dark humor, and cerebral thrillers are guaranteed a good listen.  Occupational Hazards is an unflinching ride through the absurdity of it all. Existentialism, absurdism, and outlandish humor merge with ordinary, workaday life for a truly unique perspective of the human experience. Not recommended for the faint of heart or easily offended. But if meaty stories are what you're after.... We hope you're hungry.  

©2017 Geoff Sturtevant (P)2017 Geoff Sturtevant

Available on Audible
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365 to Vision: Modern Writer's Guide

Summary

Are you struggling with creating clear and concise writing daily? Are you not earning enough money through your writing to live a comfortable lifestyle? 365 to Vision: Modern Writer's Guide: How to Produce More Quality Writing in Less Time has the solution. Learn how to regain some time back in your life by doing more quality work in less time and with less stress.

©2020 Ron Lieback (P)2020 Ron Lieback

Author: Ron Lieback
Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
Available on Audible
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How Sausage's Made

Summary

How many sausages does it take to change a light bulb? For Jimmy, a fifth-year college senior who dreams of walking the stage to receive his sausage-making diploma, the answer is obvious: Only one, but it's best to have a second just in casing.  In his world, where lowbrow humor holds court with high expectations — and pigs live alongside humans as social equals — it's all he can do to reach that lofty goal without stumbling. But stumble he does when, standing in line at the registrar's office, he encounters a vision of loveliness known as Petunia. What begins as a casual slip of fate quickly turns into an infatuation that changes him from the inside out.  At first, the two seem entirely mismatched. Jimmy lives for all things sausage, while Petunia is a vegan activist with a dark secret to reveal about his most beloved protein source. The more he learns about her cause, the more he begins to question his own. Will he have the courage to risk everything he has ever known for love, or will the veil remain un-lifted, obscuring his eyes from a possible truth of epic proportions?

©2020 Andrew Rolston (P)2021 Andrew Rolston

Length: 2 hrs and 57 mins
Available on Audible
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To Kill an Archangel

Summary

One wishes to destroy. One seeks power. One wants only to forget. Three lives shattered by the Fangs of Wallachia - weapons that hold the fragmented soul of the archangel, Samael - are on a collision course with a bloodbath that stretches from Boston to Vatican City. They survived. It’s a bad, bad, bad, bad world. Now, a Rhodesian mercenary, a teenaged orphan, and punk rock occultist must face guns for hire, serial killers, cultists, and a Vatican assassin in a heist caper in the Holy See with much higher stakes than they ever suspected.

©2018 Curtis M. Lawson (P)2020 Curtis M. Lawson

Length: 5 hrs and 7 mins
Available on Audible