Geoff Sturtevant has 4 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 7 narrators, with an average listener rating of 4.5★ across 12 ratings. The most-rated is Occupational Hazards: The Blue-Collar Omnibus.
Occupational Hazards: The Blue-Collar Omnibus
Summary
Winner of the 2018 ABR Listeners Choice Award for best in humor! A collection of absurdist and thought-provoking stories from the author's Return to the Dirt, Just Speculating, and more, including unreleased, exclusive, audio-only content! Performed by a cast of award-winning and Audie® nominated narrators. Fans of the macabre, dark humor, and cerebral thrillers are guaranteed a good listen. Occupational Hazards is an unflinching ride through the absurdity of it all. Existentialism, absurdism, and outlandish humor merge with ordinary, workaday life for a truly unique perspective of the human experience. Not recommended for the faint of heart or easily offended. But if meaty stories are what you're after.... We hope you're hungry.
©2017 Geoff Sturtevant (P)2017 Geoff Sturtevant
Just Speculating
Summary
From the author of Return to the Dirt comes an outlandish collection of stories, including "Anything for my Bubela", "Jar Baby", and "Night Fright". Sol Edelbaum, gambling addict, is in deep trouble with the Gambino family. Find out to what extent his doting mother, Edna, will go to protect her degenerate bubela from the Mafia. Learn what really happened that fateful day Paul Castellano was shot down at Sparks Steakhouse in Manhattan. And perhaps most importantly of all, learn how to get a jar of Gefilte fish off the top shelf. Bob is a simple man, eking out a meager living bidding on abandoned storage containers and selling their contents at flea markets. But when he uncovers the most peculiar little relic one day, his life suddenly becomes a whole lot less simple. Bob can't believe his good fortune. But there's no such thing as a free lunch, is there? Richard Pressman, a professional photographer, moves into his dream house and quickly becomes the most eligible bachelor in the neighborhood. But his odd hours and unusual lifestyle have made quite a different impression on the neighbor's nosy kid. Richard may have a good eye for art, but a child's imagination can create the most curious pictures of all.
©2017 Geoff Sturtevant (P)2017 Geoff Sturtevant
Bump
Summary
High school graduate, Chris, disenchanted by the prospect of conventional life in "Squaresville, USA", opts out of college to attend pro-wrestling school. Enter: Ramsay Wrestling Academy, where Chris and a group of like-minded dreamers train for an unlikely chance at fame and fortune. Dreams do come true, they suddenly find, as a staggering string of successes changes the fledgling academy to a small federation almost overnight. Chris and his friends are living their dreams, but to stay on this unlikely trajectory, they're forced to keep topping themselves. Can the Ramsay boys keep satisfying the blood-lust of the die-hard fans before the stakes reach life and death? What if they never had a choice in the first place? Bump is a novel dealing with subjugation and exploitation in the workplace, and the importance of the free market to the freedom of the people who work in it.
©2019 Geoff Sturtevant (P)2020 Geoff Sturtevant
The Relativist
Summary
Short-order cook and ethical relativist Claude is fascinated by the secret art of Chinese cuisine. But as he delves deeper into the mysterious culture of the surrealized "Chinesians", his revelations threaten to uproot his entire code of values. What is the weight of sacredness on the relative scale of ethics? Are our morals God-given, or merely a matter of taste? The Relativist is a bizarro comedy with a modern moral message. Note: The Relativist is the second story in Occupational Hazards: The Blue-Collar Omnibus, also available on Audible.
©2017 Geoff Sturtevant (P)2017 Geoff Sturtevant