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He's Just Not That Into You

25 ratings

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He's Just Not That Into You, based on the popular episode of Sex and the City, educates otherwise smart women on how to tell when a guy just doesn't like them enough, so they can stop wasting time making excuses for a dead-end relationship. Reexamining familiar scenarios and classic mindsets that keep us in unsatisfying relationships, Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo's wise and wry understanding of the sexes spares women hours of waiting by the phone, obsessing over the details with sympathetic girlfriends, and hoping his mixed messages really mean "I'm in love with you and want to be with you". He's Just Not That Into You is provocative, hilarious, and, above all, intoxicatingly liberating. It knows you're a beautiful, smart, funny woman who deserves better. The next time you feel the need to start "figuring him out", consider the glorious thought that maybe He's Just Not That Into You. And then set yourself loose to find the one who is.

©2004 Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo (P)2004 Simon & Schuster Audio

Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
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How to Keep Your Marriage from Sucking

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A hilarious and hopeful primer to prevent, combat, and eliminate the suckage in modern marriage by doing it right in the early years, from one of the minds behind the series Sex and the City and the New York Times bestselling authors of He’s Just Not That Into You, It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken, and It’s Just a F***ing Date Some marriages start out storybook. Perfect proposal, perfect engagement, perfect wedding, perfect honeymoon, and perfect newlywed years. Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola stumbled right out of the wedding gate. Their choices in the early years, they’ll tell you, nearly bought their marriage a one-way ticket to Suckville. The New York Times bestselling authors explore all the adventures of early wedlock, from the moment one of you gets on one knee to the day when sex starts to feel like work instead of play. In this guidebook, Behrendt and Ruotola explore their own marriage and, with gleeful candor, tremendous warmth, sharp humor, and piercing insight, look at what we, who have decided to “settle down”, hope to get out of our most lasting relationship. We venture through volumes on the engagement, wedding planning, the Big Day, the wedding hangover, the (blissful?) first year, the hard work of marrying two lives, fights, and sex-pectations versus sex-pectreality. The perfect book for those who have just put a ring on it or are thinking of putting a ring on it, Behrendt and Ruotola’s work is a brilliant guide for the first stretch of that wild ride we call marriage.

©2018 Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola (P)2018 2018 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.

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It's Just a F***ing Date

10 ratings

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A fun and funny guide to dating from the New York Times best-selling authors of It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken and He's Just Not That Into You. Why does dating have to be so hard? It doesn’t! Stop trying to out-game the system and relax. It's Just a Fucking Date presents the tools, not the rules, for bringing back the art of the date. The ordeals of 21st-century dating, from online dating and hooking up to pulling the plug when it isn’t working, will soon be easy to navigate. With tips to define what is and isn’t a date, how to get asked out, and setting your own dating standards, dating won’t seem old-fashioned, it will be fun. Best-selling authors Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola return to the minefield of modern relationships with this revised and updated edition.

©2013 Greg Behrendt & Amiira Ruotola (P)2013 Audible Inc.

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It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken

11 ratings

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There's no doubt about it, breakups suck. But in the first few hours or days or weeks that follow, there's one important truth you need to recognize: Some things can't and shouldn't be fixed, especially that loser who dumped you or forced you to dump him. It's over for a reason, and deep down inside you probably know what that reason is. It's called a breakup because it's broken, and starting today, you're not the kind of woman who settles for broken, or hangs on to damaged goods, be it a radio, a pair of shoes, or a relationship. It's time to get rid of all the broken stuff you've been lugging around for days, months, and maybe even years, and make the bold decision to start looking for stuff that works! Because the longer you stay stuck in a dead-end relationship, the less time you get on this planet to experience a great one. So download this book, and let's dive in, our goal is to help you turn your breakup into the event that changes your life for the better in ways you never dreamed possible. It's not an end, it's a beginning! After all, you are a Superfox.

©2005 Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt (P)2005 Random House, Inc. Random House Audio, a division of Random House, Inc.

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The Good, the Bad, and the Drugly

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A mind-blowing collection of drug stories, illegal-substance-related rants and raves by a psychedelic posse of progressive performers. Proceeds benefit the Drug Policy Alliance, an awesome group of freedom fighters who believe that you shouldn't be punished for what you put in your own body.This drug-laced comedy includes: Are You Stoned? "We're All in the Rocketship Together" by Greg Behrendt "Stoned or Not Stoned?" by Kevin Nealon "Crazy Haiku Chick" by Beth Lapides "The Little Giant" by Taylor Negron "Flashbacks" by Bob Odenkirk "Are You Ok?" by Laura Kightlinger "Are You Stoned (Again)?" "The Chronic" by Beth Lapides "Blotto in the Grotto" by Andy Dick "Unseemly Behavior" by Judy Toll "I Don't Wear Fur" by Taylor Negron "Where You From, Recruit?" by Blaine Capatch "Turkey" by David Cross "Now I Know What the Kids Are Talking About" by Julia Sweeney "The Revelation Threshold" by Patton Oswalt "Youthful Indiscretions" by Jill Sobule "Mind over Matter" by Rick Overton "It Was a Life" by Jerry Stahl "Role Models" by Beth Lapides "Dangerous Drugs" by Lenny Bruce "Double Team Supreme" by Tenacious D

©2005 Un-Cabaret and Beth Lapides, Kevin Nealon, Laura Kightlinger, Blaine Capatch, Patton Oswalt, Jill Sobule, Jerry Stahl, Lenny Bruce, Tenacious D, Taylor Negron, Julia Sweeney, Judy Toll, Rick Overton, Greg Behrendt, Bob Odenkirk, Andy Dick, and David Cross (P)2005 Un-Cabaret

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