Joseph G. Deak has narrated 5 audiobooks on Listento.it by 4 authors. The most-rated is Candle in the Wind.
The Well Strategized and Thoroughly Thought Out Self Destruction of Harry Flynnt
Summary
The long-awaited tale of Harry Flynnt has finally arrived. Find yourself on an average quest through mediocrity as you experience Harry's life firsthand, and take part in his trials and triumphs along the way. Harry Flynnt is your average guy just trying to get through life and - should he be so lucky - win the heart of Laura Davis. What he learns as life makes a sudden turn is what couldn't be described any better than "the well-strategized and thoroughly thought-out self-destruction of Harry Flynnt". With inspirations from the likes of Douglas Adams, David Rouzzo finds the way to grasp a world of rambling nonsense that somehow comes together to complete multiple journeys into one enjoyable plot. Dive in, and by the end of the audiobook, you too will stand and proclaim what many others have already shouted from their rooftops: I will fight for Harry Flynnt!
©2017 David J. Rouzzo (P)2019 David J. Rouzzo
Swamp Rites
Summary
Old secrets - everyone has a secret - from the past. Everyone has a past - new jealousies and betrayals. Four 30-something women who were childhood friends reunited by an old promise in the decayed little swamp town of their birth. It turns into a weekend filled with obsession, deception, untold secrets, love, hatred, and murder hidden behind a dark curtain of Spanish moss. In the distance, the moon is rising a virulent orange, sliced through with lines of red, as if leaking blood - vigilant, jealous guardian of voodoo rituals and the legends of werewolves.
©2015, 2018 Judith Howell (P)2019 Judith Howell
Swamp Inheritance
Summary
In the third book of the Swamp Series, visit the New Orleans area and a small town in the Louisiana swamp another time, where love crosses obsession and where deception, secrets, and murder are hidden in troubled minds in the streets of the city and behind a dark curtain of Spanish moss. Slip into the web of suspense where situations get sizzling and edgy, killers lurk, and passion runs hot and deep. Take a walk and get friendly with the warm and furry, once more. Domeno's skin crawled as if something had skittered along his shoulders. Emile stood a few feet away, the edges of his teeth showing behind the gray-toned skin. That same bony structure that had been misshapen and malformed months before had straightened, and the gobs and patches of hair that once covered his entire body were only wisps. His mismatched eyes held a reddish tint, not the solid wolf red of a shift, but close. Had another full moon worked that magic? Or, was it his double wolf genes? The man stood at the end of the crudely constructed table and studied the naked girl. Leather cuffs around her wrists and ankles bound her to the table, and a pair of leather straps, one across her chest, below her breasts, and one across her pale thighs. He had removed all her clothing except her shoes. She really should have let herself get more sun, he thought. The first girl he killed had been an accident, but none of them since had been accidental. The ball of white fur and gold eyes peered up at the man when he removed the lid. It waited a moment, as if judging the situation, placed one cautious paw at a time over the edge of the box, and climbed out. It could have easily been a dog, an overgrown puppy, but it wasn't. "Wolf!" the man cried, an instant before the animal sank its fangs into his throat with a snarling shriek and toppled him to the ground.
©2018 Judith D. Howell (P)2020 Judith D. Howell
The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes: The Best of the Worst Dad Jokes for the Painfully Punny Parent 301 Jokes!
Summary
The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes - including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. Contains dozens of sidebars with interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet...I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair...but now it's growing on me" Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun A hilarious gift for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers Perfect Father's Day gift or new dad gift Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share the Love Gifts
©2020 Maria Ribas Literary LLC (P)2020 Maria Ribas Literary LLC
Candle in the Wind
Summary
The year is 1863. After two years of battles, the Civil War has evolved into a bloody slaughter with scarcely a town or home on both sides untouched by the tragic loss of its young men. President Abraham Lincoln has just announced the first order of "Draft" in the history of the American Republic.
After Jeptha enlists, Fiona Dawes finds herself working their farm with her five-year-old daughter, Bridget, on a thin spit of sandy peninsula stretching out into the Atlantic from the rocky coast of Massachusetts.
Like so many women of her time, she struggles to keep the farm running. When her husband is reported missing - presumed dead, Fiona knows in her heart he is still alive. She decides to take her daughter and leave the farm to look for her beloved husband, but something sinister is brewing. Someone means to not only take their land, but see them dead...
From Massachusetts to New York to Gettysburg and through the war-torn South, Fiona searches for her husband, making friends and enemies along the way.
Fans of history, mystery, and romance are certain to enjoy Candle in the Wind.
©2012 Ric Wasley (P)2019 Ric Wasley