Lance Rubin has narrated 23 audiobooks on Listento.it by 7 authors, with an average listener rating of 4★ across 403 ratings. The most-rated is Mountain Man: Prequel.

23 audiobooks
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Mountain Man: Prequel

194 ratings

Summary

After a long day of prepping a house for painting, all Gus Berry wanted was the night off to spend some time with his girlfriend and relax before having to return to work the next morning. But that isn’t going to happen. Because Gus’s co-worker Benny has found a one-night job at the local Mollymart East, a job that has to be done by morning. If Gus and his paint crew can complete the work by then, it could mean huge business with a respected, established grocery store chain. But as Gus and his fellow painters soon discover, the much-anticipated zombie apocalypse doesn’t start with a bang. It starts on a Monday. And barricading themselves inside a megastore isn’t the end. It’s just the beginning.

©2017 Keith C. Blackmore (P)2018 Podium Publishing

Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
Available on Audible
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Denton Little's Still Not Dead

2 ratings

Summary

"Denton and his quirky friends are laugh-out-loud funny, even as their riotous adventures raise deeper questions about science, government control, life, and death." (School Library Journal) You only live once - unless you’re Denton Little!  Denton Little lives in a world exactly like our own except that everyone knows the day on which they will die. The good news: Denton has lived through his deathdate. Yay! The bad news: He's being chased by the DIA (Death Investigation Agency), he can never see his family again, and he may now die anytime. Huh. Cheating death isn't quite as awesome as Denton would have thought....  Lance Rubin's debut novel, Denton Little's Deathdate, showed listeners just how funny and poignant imminent death could be. Now in this sequel, he takes on the big questions about life. How do we cope, knowing we could die at any time? Would you save someone from dying even if they were a horrible person? Is it wrong to kiss the girl your best friend is crushing on if she's really into you instead? What if she's wearing bacon lip gloss?

©2017 Lance Rubin (P)2017 Listening Library

Narrator: Lance Rubin
Author: Lance Rubin
Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
Available on Audible
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Denton Little's Deathdate

2 ratings

Summary

Winner of the ILA Young Adult Book Award! Get ready to die laughing: This is an outrageously funny ride through the last hours of a teenager’s life as he searches for love, meaning, answers, and (just maybe) a way to live on. Denton Little’s Deathdate takes place in a world exactly like our own except that everyone knows the day on which they will die. For Denton, that’s in just two days - the day of his senior prom. Despite his early deathdate, Denton has always wanted to live a normal life, but his final days are filled with dramatic firsts. First hangover. First sex. First love triangle - as the first sex seems to have happened not with his adoring girlfriend, but with his best friend’s hostile sister. (Though he’s not totally sure - see, first hangover.) His anxiety builds when he discovers a strange purple rash making its way up his body. Is this what will kill him? And then a strange man shows up at his funeral, claiming to have known Denton’s long-deceased mother, and warning him to beware of suspicious government characters.... Suddenly Denton’s life is filled with mysterious questions and precious little time to find the answers. Fall in love with Denton Little! "Rubin is really funny, but like John Green, he manages to be poignant at the same time. You'll laugh out loud while you read this, but you're probably going to tear up a bit, too." (Bustle) "The dialogue is witty and raunchy, the plot is uniquely twisted, and the ending is to die for. This book will fly off the shelves." (VOYA) “Lance Rubin creates a world in which (almost) everyone can answer the question, ‘What would you do if you knew when you were going to die?’ and holy s*#! the answers are hilarious. I don’t think I’ve laughed at death so much in a long, long time. Read this book, it’ll have you dying.” (Isabel Quintero, Morris Award-winning author of Gabi, A Girl in Pieces) "Hilarious, thought-provoking, irreverent, unforgettable.... Live your own death, Dent. We love you." (Catherine Gilbert Murdock, author of Dairy Queen) “If Six Feet Under had been created by John Hughes: That’s Denton Little’s Deathdate." (Tim Federle, author of The Great American Whatever) “Wildly funny, brilliantly weird, and achingly heartfelt.” (Becky Albertalli, Morris Award-winning author of Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda) "Highly original, fantastically entertaining, and laugh-out-loud funny, Denton Little's Deathdate is a wild romp through a night like no other." (Jennifer E. Smith, author of The Geography of You and Me) "An utterly enjoyable, engrossing page-turner." (Bulletin) "The tweaked contemporary setting, irreverent end-of-life humor, and big, existential questions make this a good pick for fans of John Corey Whaley’s Noggin." (Publishers Weekly)

©2015 Lance Rubin (P)2015 Listening Library

Narrator: Lance Rubin
Author: Lance Rubin
Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
Available on Audible
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The Berenstain Bears - We Love Soccer!

2 ratings

Summary

There's nothing quite like getting outside and running around! Join the Berenstain Bears as they enjoy the game of soccer. From passing the ball to scoring goals, there's enough excitement in store for a sunny afternoon, but when Mama starts getting too involved, it's up to the cubs to remind her what playing soccer is really about. Beginning listeners will revel in the kindhearted adventures of their favorite family of bears.

©2016 Berenstain Publishing, Inc. (P)2016 HarperCollins Publishers

Narrator: Lance Rubin
Length: 6 mins
Available on Audible
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Berenstain Bears Under the Sea

2 ratings

Summary

The Berenstain Bears discover what is living beneath the briny blue waves. Come along as they discover new plants and animals and share a family adventure they'll never forget! There are so many sights to see under the sea!

©2016 Berenstain Publishing, Inc. (P)2016 HarperCollins Publishers

Narrator: Lance Rubin
Length: 10 mins
Available on Audible
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The Berenstain Bears: All Aboard!

2 ratings

Summary

All aboard with the Berenstain Bears in this adventurous addition to the classic New York Times best-selling series! The Bears are on a steam train trip across Bear Country. Mama and Papa enjoy the scenery, but the cubs want to learn about the train. If they are lucky, Grizzly Jones might let them blow the whistle. Woo-hoo!  Beginning listeners will feel like they are on board with the Bear family as they pass new sights and find out all about how the train runs.  The Berenstain Bears: All Aboard! is a Level One I Can Read book, which means it's perfect for children learning to sound out words and sentences. 

©2010 Berenstain Bears, Inc. (P)2012 HarperCollinsPublishers

Narrator: Lance Rubin
Length: 4 mins
Available on Audible
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The Berenstain Bears' New Kitten

2 ratings

Summary

Brother Bear may have gone looking for bullfrogs, but he found a tiny, helpless kitten instead. After Mama Bear gets the new kitten all cleaned up, the Bear family is ready to adopt her - as long as Little Lady, the puppy, doesn't mind. With a little extra love, the Berenstains are sure their pets will be great friends! The Berenstains are charmed by this little kitten, and beginning readers will be, too!

©2005 Berenstain Bears, Inc. (P)2011 HarperCollinsPublishers

Length: 6 mins
Available on Audible
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The Berenstain Bears' New Pup

1 rating

Summary

Mama Bear and the cubs are off to Farmer Ben's farm to buy a dozen fresh eggs. But when they get there, a cuddly surprise awaits them. Now they're heading home with farm-fresh eggs and a farm-fresh pup! Little Lady, the newest addition to the Bear family, turns out to be quite a handful. But a little patience and a lot of love help her feel right at home. Beginning readers will love following the adorable antics of the cubs' new friend.

©2005 Berenstain Bears, Inc. (P)2012 HarperCollinsPublishers

Narrator: Lance Rubin
Length: 4 mins
Available on Audible
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The Man Who Never Stopped Sleeping

1 rating

Summary

From the award-winning, internationally acclaimed author called "one of the greatest writers of the age" (Guardian) comes this story of a Holocaust survivor, wounded in body and spirit, who takes his first steps toward creating a life for himself in the newly established state of Israel. Erwin doesn't remember much about his journey across Europe after the war ended - with good reason. He spent most of it asleep, carried by other survivors as they emerged from their hiding places or were liberated from the camps and traveled by train, by truck, by wagon, or on foot to Naples, where they filled the refugee camps and wondered what was to become of them. As he struggles to stay awake, Erwin becomes part of a group of young boys being trained in both body and mind for their new lives in Palestine. The fog of sleep gradually lifts, and when he and his comrades arrive in Israel, they are assigned to a kibbutz, where they learn how to tend to land and how to speak their new language. But a part of Erwin desperately clings to the past - to memories of his parents and other relatives, to his mother tongue, to the Ukrainian city where he was born - and he knows that who he was is just as important as who he is now becoming. When wounded while on night patrol, Erwin must spend months recovering from multiple surgeries and trying to regain use of his legs. As he exercises his body, he exercises his mind as well, copying passages from the Bible in his newly acquired Hebrew and working up the courage to create his own texts in this language both old and new, hoping to succeed as a writer where his beloved father had failed. With the support of friends and of other survivors, and with the ever-present memory of his mother to spur him on, Erwin takes his first tentative steps with his crutches - and with his pen. Once again Aharon Appelfeld mines heart-wrenching personal experience to create masterful fiction with a universal resonance.

©2017 Aharon Appelfeld (P)2017 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

Narrator: Lance Rubin
Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
Available on Audible
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The Berenstain Bears Down on the Farm

Summary

The Bear family is visiting Farmer Ben today. Brother and Sister have so many questions about how the farm works, and Farmer Ben has a lot to teach them. They never knew hard work could be so much fun!

©2006 Berenstain Bears, Inc. (P)2012 HarperCollins Publishers

Narrator: Lance Rubin
Length: 4 mins
Available on Audible
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The Berenstain Bears Clean House

Summary

It's time for spring cleaning and the Bear family decides to have a yard sale. Mama Bear goes through the house gathering up all sorts of tattered things - but each tattered thing seems to be someone's favourite tattered thing! Perhaps spring cleaning will just have to wait until next year.

©2005 Berenstain Bears, Inc. (P)2012 HarperCollinsPublishers

Narrator: Lance Rubin
Length: 5 mins
Available on Audible
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The Berenstain Bears and the Wishing Star

Summary

When Mama Bear teaches the cubs about the wishing star, Sister Bear immediately wishes as hard as she can for the special teddy she saw in a store window. She's thrilled when her wish comes true on her birthday. But what will happen when she sets her heart on a white pony? In this engaging story of essential lessons, Brother Bear teaches his sister about the magic of the wishing star, and the dangers of being greedy. Beginning readers will learn, along with Sister Bear, about the rewards of hard work.

©2005 Berenstain Bears, Inc. (P)2012 HarperCollinsPublishers

Narrator: Lance Rubin
Length: 6 mins
Available on Audible
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The Berenstain Bears Take Off!

Summary

Learn all about the history of flight in this high-flying addition to the classic New York Times best-selling series. The Berenstain Bears attend the Big Air Show at Bear Country Airport and watch jet planes, helicopters, rocket planes, and more, all from inside a hot-air balloon! Everyone's favorite bear family finds out more and more about the history of flight the higher they soar. Young listeners will enjoy learning about the different planes lifting off at Bear Country Airport in this book.

©2016 Mike Berenstain (P)2016 HarperCollins Publishers

Narrator: Lance Rubin
Length: 6 mins
Available on Audible
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The Berenstain Bears and the Baby Chipmunk

Summary

The Bear family adopts a curious baby chipmunk. Brown Eyes explores Papa's desk, Mama's sewing basket, and Papa's pant leg - all the way up to the knee!

©2005 Berenstain Bears, Inc. (P)2012 HarperCollins Publishers

Available on Audible
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The Berenstain Bears: We Love Trucks!

Summary

Ride along with the Berenstain Bears as they learn about all the different kinds of trucks in this fun-filled addition to the classic New York Times best-selling series! Brother, Sister, and Honey Bear are taking a trip in Grizzly Gramps's pickup truck, and along the way, they see lots of cool ways to get around! From fire trucks to garbage trucks to cement mixers and more, the cubs are amazed at all the things these vehicles can do. The Berenstain Bears: We Love Trucks! is a Level One I Can Read book, which means it’s perfect for children learning to sound out words and read full sentences. 

©2013 Berenstain Publising, Inc. (P)2013 HarperCollins Publishers

Narrator: Lance Rubin
Length: 5 mins
Available on Audible
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The Berenstain Bears' Class Trip

Summary

Brother Bear is all set for the big class trip to a honey farm. With Mama Bear, Papa Bear, and Sister Bear in tow for the sweet ride, there is bound to be a sticky adventure ahead!

©2009 Berenstain Bears, Inc. (P)2012 HarperCollinsPublishers

Narrator: Lance Rubin
Length: 5 mins
Available on Audible
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The Berenstain Bears Play T-Ball

Summary

The Berenstain Bears love teaching their friends new things in this action-packed addition to the classic New York Times best-selling series. Brother Bear and Sister Bear are teaching the younger bears to play T-ball. But it's tough when the cubs don't know the difference between running to home plate and running home! Will Brother Bear and Sister Bear be able to put together a winning team?  The Berenstain Bears Play T-Ball is a Level One I Can Read book, which means it's perfect for children learning to sound out words and sentences. 

©2005 Berenstain Bears, Inc.

Narrator: Lance Rubin
Length: 5 mins
Available on Audible
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The Berenstain Bears' Family Reunion

Summary

The Bears are having a family reunion, and all their relatives are invited. The tree house is ready, the tables are set, and the fun is about to start. Young listeners will feel like part of the family with this charming verse book from the much-loved Berenstains.

©2009 Berenstain Bears, Inc. (P)2012 HarperCollinsPublishers

Narrator: Lance Rubin
Length: 4 mins
Available on Audible
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The Berenstain Bears' Seashore Treasure

Summary

The Bear family is all set to have a relaxing time at the shore - but that's before Papa Bear finds a treasure map! Now Papa Bear, Brother Bear, and Sister Bear are all diving into the task of finding the booty. Might it be silver, gold, glittering diamonds, or rubies? In their search, the cubs find many beautiful shells. Could these be the true treasures of the sea? Beginning readers will find this to be a treasure of a tale.

©2005 Berenstain Bears, Inc. (P)2012 HarperCollinsPublishers

Narrator: Lance Rubin
Length: 6 mins
Available on Audible
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The Berenstain Bears' Sleepover

Summary

Join the Berenstain Bears as they host a sleepover for Brother, Sister, and friends in this fun-filled addition to the classic New York Times best-selling series! When Brother and Sister have a sleepover, not much sleeping gets done. Mama and Papa try their best to keep everything under control, but will they ever get those cubs to bed?  The Berenstain Bears’ Sleepover is a Level One I Can Read book, which means it’s perfect for children learning to sound out words and read full sentences. 

©2009 Berenstain Bears, Inc. (P)2012 HarperCollins Publishers

Available on Audible