Victoria Fitzgerald has narrated 6 audiobooks on Listento.it by 5 authors. The most-rated is Adorable Fat Girl in Lockdown.
Road Trip
Summary
After the end of a car crash relationship, can Katy find true love? Catching her sister in bed with her fiancé, school teacher Katy Cornish enlists playboy colleague Felix Montague to help her save face. What she doesn’t bargain on is them both losing their jobs in the process. With money running out, Katy must endure the rude and arrogant Felix while they embark on a road trip around the country, in hopes of securing a new job. But there’s just one problem - they’re up for the same posts. This road trip is going to be unlike any other, with them doing whatever they can to sabotage the other. Can they see past themselves and their egos to each other? Or, will their desperation to continue their careers drive them apart?
©2018 Laura Barnard (P)2020 Laura Barnard
Adorable Fat Girl Goes Online Dating
Summary
She's big, beautiful, and bonkers, and now she's going online dating. It's going to be fun.... Buckle up and prepare for trouble, laughter, and total chaos. Mary Brown is the star of the Adorable Fat Girl series: she's gorgeous, curvaceous, and wants to find a boyfriend. But where's she going to meet someone new? She doesn't want to hang around pubs all evening (actually that bit's not true), and she doesn't want to have to get out of her pyjamas unless really necessary (that bit's true). There's only one thing for it - she will launch herself majestically onto the dating scene. Aided and abetted by her friends, including Juan Pedro - the flamboyant Spaniard who she met when he was a dancer in sparkly trousers performing on the cruise ship when Mary was on holiday - and best friend Charlie, Mary heads out on nine dates in nine days. She meets an interesting collection of men, including those she nicknames: Usain Bolt, Harry the Hoarder, and Dead Wife Darren.Then just when she thinks things can't get any worse, Juan organises a huge, entirely inadvisable party at the end. It’s internet dating like you’ve never known it before....
©2019 Alison Kervin (P)2019 Alison Kervin
#DistractionAction, Volume I
Summary
Love, death, depression, humor, and hip-hop are some of the major inspirations for this collection of short stories, poems, anecdotes, and general musings. Featuring fan favorites Sadness, Pass The Super Salad, and Suicide's Seduction among others. Told in a unique literary voice, this is the first audiobook from newly acclaimed author Robert Ormsby and is sure to offer the listener plenty of action for their own distractions.
©2019 Robert Ormsby (P)2019 Robert Ormsby
Nature of the Witch
Summary
Many years ago, magic prevailed in Britain. It was a time when women were chosen by Mother Nature herself; a time of witchcraft, of the brotherhood of the Gwithiaz and of the terrifying Creatures. It has become a piece of forgotten history. Now, magic has returned and Kiera is the first witch the world has seen in centuries. Jack has been chosen to learn the ways of the Gwithiaz. Together they must master their crafts and overcome their differences if they are to survive the dark enemy lurking in the shadows. In the rugged Cornish landscape where it all began, with the help of their eccentric mentor, Kitto, they have face the dreaded Kasadow: An ancient evil that has awoken and is thirsty for the taste of witch's blood.
©2017 Helen T. Norwood (P)2020 Helen T. Norwood
Adorable Fat Girl Goes to Weightloss Camp
Summary
Mary Brown is back to her mad and crazy best as she heads to Portugal for a weight loss camp and discovers it’s nothing like she expected. “I thought it would be Slimming World in the sunshine, but this is bloody torture,” she says, after boxing, running, sand training (sand training?), more running, more star jumps, and eating nothing but carrots. Mary wants to hide from the instructors and cheat the system. The trouble is, her mum is with her, and won’t leave her alone for a second.... Then there's the angry instructor with the deep, dark secret about why he left the army. The mysterious woman who sneaks into their pool and does synchronized swimming every night. Who the hell is she? Why's she in their pool? Will the snacks prevent Mary from losing any weight at all? And what about Yvonne - the slim, attractive lady who sneaks off every night after dinner. Where's she going? And what unearthly difficulties will Mary get herself into when she decides to follow her to find out....
©2019 Bernice Bloom (P)2019 Bernice Bloom
Adorable Fat Girl in Lockdown
Summary
Mary Brown is in lockdown. She’s all nothing for weeks, and is living on a diet of cake and wine. She’s really up before midday and spends her time eating every box that she can get her hands on. Then, she has an idea.... Instead of just eating the cake, why doesn’t she judge it? She should organize a World Cup of cakes. With Juan, her trusty sidekick, she sets up the competition with meticulous detail, and the whole thing goes viral. Featuring: home dyed hair, talking to potatoes, internet shopping, and birdwatching. And loads of cake.
©2020 Alison Kervin (P)2020 Alison Kervin