Greg Gutfeld has 4 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 3 narrators, with an average listener rating of 4.5★ across 28 ratings. The most-rated is The Gutfeld Monologues.

4 audiobooks
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The Gutfeld Monologues

10 ratings

Summary

A dynamic and annotated collection of Fox News star and New York Times best-selling author Greg Gutfeld’s sharp, hilarious monologues on everything from politics to pop culture - updated with new commentary for the current day. “Wherever I go, I am hit repeatedly by the same question: where can I read your monologues? It should be easy to find these little nuggets of knowledge.” Well, now it is.  In the past few years, Fox News host Greg Gutfeld has covered everything from crazed academics, to unhinged celebrities, to the wildest election in recent history on his shows The Five and The Greg Gutfeld Show. In The Gutfeld Monologues, he brings together his best and favorite monologues in this funny, unconventional collection for new and longtime fans alike. This book isn’t your grandmother’s anthology collection.  With his signature humor, wit, and insight, Greg explains it all in this memorable collection about some of our country’s most crucial - and not so crucial - modern moments.

©2018 Greg Gutfeld (P)2018 Simon & Schuster

Author: Greg Gutfeld
Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
Available on Audible
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The Plus

5 ratings

Summary

New York Times best seller  Greg Gutfeld wants to be your new guru, and he hates himself for it.  Before Greg Gutfeld was a Fox News star and a New York Times best-selling author, he was a self-help writer for health magazines who had no idea what he was talking about. But now, after years of experience, he finally feels qualified to guide people on the journey of life - call this book punishment for his sins and a huge reward for you!  In The Plus, Greg teaches you how to brainwash yourself into better behavior, retaining the pluses in your life and eliminating the minuses. His approach to self-help is simple and perfect for cynics; it’s not about positive thinking in the short term, it’s about positive being in the long term. With tough love and more than a little political incorrectness, he delivers sage wisdom such as:  If you aren’t getting happier as you’re getting older, you’re doing it wrong.  Resist the media’s command to expand destructive narratives.  If you’re in the same place you were three years ago, wake up.  Don’t tweet when drinking.  Modern life grows emptier and emptier as society becomes increasingly polarized, and even those who don’t subscribe to New Age beliefs are seeking comfort and meaning. In The Plus, Greg shows how skeptics too can advance themselves for the betterment of their lives and the healing of their communities. 

©2020 Greg Gutfeld. All rights reserved. (P)2020 Simon & Schuster, Inc. All rights reserved.

Narrator: Greg Gutfeld
Author: Greg Gutfeld
Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
Available on Audible
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How to Be Right

3 ratings

Summary

It's not enough to be right these days - especially when you're not left. To survive, the right must learn how to express nonliberal principles as effectively as possible and persuade others of their point of view. It is an art that demands patience, research, humor, understanding, creative thinking, learning from your opponent, and even mimicking their tactics. In How to Be Right: the Art of Being Persuasively Correct, Gutfeld reveals the strategies that have helped him keep a steady job for almost three decades. From "Discard Your Outrage" and "Outcompassion Them" to "Find the Right's Obama" and "Use your Mom", Gutfeld gives listeners the tools they'll need to argue, influence, and convince their friends, family, and foes throughout the 2016 election cycle.

©2015 Greg Gutfeld (P)2015 Random House Audio

Narrator: Steve Kramer
Author: Greg Gutfeld
Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
Available on Audible
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The Bible of Unspeakable Truths

Summary

Renowned fake conservative pundit Stephen Colbert may have coined the word truthiness, but it's Greg Gutfeld, real conservative political pundit and host of the Fox News Channel's Red Eye who has made a name for himself by unabashedly pronouncing the actual uncomfortable truthiness of life that is sure to shock the P.C. The Bible of Unspeakable Truths is packed full of his most aggressive (and hilarious) rants, with each chapter devoted to a single "unspeakable truth". For example, in one chapter he might be ranting that "liberals are the least liberal minded people you know," and in the next, "You aren't racist if you make fun of poor whites." Though Gutfeld is best known for his "straight-from-the-gut" political commentary, as featured every night on Red Eye as well as his blog, The Daily Gut, this book will go well beyond politics, exploring pop culture, current events, and nearly every other aspect of life, such as "if house cats were your size, they would eat you without a second thought," "PETA would never march for a vulture," "The media wanted bird flu to kill thousands," "Attractive people don't write for a living," and "Ethan Hawke is a rodent." With an irreverent voice, sharp wit, and a take on nearly everything, this "manual about how to think about things, for people equipped to think about things" will be one that listeners either love wholeheartedly, or love to hate - and will guarantee to entertain and amuse anyone who's ever been afraid to say what they really thought. As Greg says, "In the end, this book should make you nod your head a lot, and laugh more. If it doesn't then you should probably seek medical help. I did. And I am the better for it!"

©2010 Greg Gutfeld (P)2010 Hachette

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