Jamie Hawke has 17 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 11 narrators, with an average listener rating of 4.8★ across 207 ratings. The most-rated is Supers: Ex Heroes.
Supers: Ex Heroes
Summary
Super powers. Super harem. Super awesome. Contains adult content. Seriously. Who in his right mind tells both his lawyer and the judge presiding over his murder trial “F--k you!” while still in the courtroom? No one, right? Yeah, you'd be wrong about that. I did. You'd say the same thing if you were just found guilty of a murder you didn't commit, though. Call me crazy for going off like that in court, but trust me, you don't know crazy until you see what happened next. I never believed in superheroes. I certainly didn't believe I'd become one, or that strategically forming a harem of hot chicas and getting down with them to unlock my superpowers would be the key to my survival. Did I say my survival? I meant the universe's. No, really.... That's exactly what happened when I was taken to a galaxy of supers, thrown into a prison ship full of villains, and told it was up to me to stop them all. Read on, friend, because it gets a whole hell of a lot crazier from here. Warning: This audiobook contains gratuitous violence and sex, harems, a hot foxlike chick, breasts galore, heads exploding, and ample blood. You might cringe, you will laugh, and hell, you might even cry. Soundbooth Theater presents: more super harem naughtiness! Jamie Hawke's steamy, action-packed adventure is now on audio with the full SBT cast treatment! Justin Thomas James leads yet another sexy bunch of superheroines voiced by the lovely Laurie Catherine Winkel and Annie Ellicott, while our vocal chameleon, Jeff Hays, plays the wise sage and the ultimate villain. Adjust your pants for another titillating aural joyride, and keep an eye out for more audiobooks from Jamie Hawke and Soundbooth Theater! The Soundbooth Theater team for this production: Justin Thomas James - Narration Chad Annie Ellicott - Twitch, Gale, The Blue Lady Laurie Catherine Winkel - Charm, Metallica Jeff Hays - Xin, Ranger Ivy Sherrard - Proofing, editing Justin Thomas James - Production, editing, more
©2018 Jamie Hawke (P)2018 Jamie Hawke
Supers: Ex Heroes 3
Summary
Leveling up and maximizing my skill trees, enemies cower, and my ladies want me even in the heat of battle. Good thing getting down with them unlocks my powers in ways previously incomprehensible, or we might never have stood a chance. We have a job to do, and considering that we're going after the pyramids where the villains have been stealing superpowers and storing them, we're going to need our wits about us. I wish someone had been able to warn me what I might find in those pyramids or that I might end up trapped within, having to take control while risking my sanity and ability to ever live a normal life again. There's also rumor of the Blue Lady being involved in this next mission. I haven't decided if that's a good thing or not, considering the fact that we met her as a revenge-crazed criminal aboard the prison ship. But hey, if she'll help us infiltrate the pyramids and take down Ranger, who am I to argue? It's all in the line of duty.
©2018 Jamie Hawke (P)2019 Jamie Hawke, Soundbooth Burlesque
Supers: Ex Heroes 2
Summary
I knew I was losing it when I found myself on a prison ship with three hot chikas all sleeping with me, but I had to be out of my f--king mind to suggest the four of us leap through a black hole because a voice told me to. And yet, we ended up okay. We found ourselves in another galaxy, on a strange planet, and settled in for a night of spicy delight. If only it could've ended there, right? Not a chance. Even with all of our super powers combined, we were nearly captured by a dark and powerful enemy. We found ourselves fighting deadly supervillains determined to steal our powers for themselves, teaming up with rebels to take down their slavers, and even entering a gladiator-style arena fight for the point of leveling up and maxing out the skill tree necessary to put all the pieces of this crazy world back together again. But hey, along the way my harem grew and I learned new ways to kick ass with my powers, so it might have all been worth it. You'll just have to listen to form your own opinion. Soundbooth Burlesque presents the second installment of the raunchy and action-packed super space epic, Supers: Ex Heroes! Chad, the man with the most convenient super power ever devised by an author of fiction, and his posse of, "lovely ladies", have returned! On their quest to save the universe, Chad expands his super harem even further, and gains more powers with which to combat the forces of evil... The Soundbooth Burlesque team for this production: Justin Thomas James - Narration, Chad, other male characters Carly Crawford - Twitch, Gale, and other female characters Yvonne Sinn - Charm, Shimmer, and the rest of the female cast Jeff Hays - Wendlor, Talupis, and the rest of the male cast Justin Thomas James - Proofing, editing, mastering
©2018 Jamie Hawke (P)2018 Jamie Hawke
Supers: Ex Heroes 4
Summary
Death doesn't come easily for Muerta, but we’re determined to stop her - even if we have to tear down the Abaddon Asylum and the whole damn planet in the process. But, it turns out, she's not alone. As we pursue her across the planet, we learn she's here for someone...and that her escape is all part of a much bigger plan. Tensions are high among the team. Luckily for us, making new friends and having a blast killing supervillains helps take the edge off - as does finding new ways to explore my powers. Enjoy! Warning: My harem might grow a bit, so if my head explodes in the process of this story, you'll understand.
©2018 Jamie Hawke (P)2019 Jamie Hawke
Supers Ex Heroes 5
Summary
My team of supers have proven themselves, taken down enemies greater than I could have ever imagined, and formed powerful allies. But now it's time to meet back up with old friends and family, to take the battle to new levels. And when that involves an invasion of Earth, my team of super-hot ladies and I are more than happy to do the job.
©2018 Jamie Hawke (P)2019 Jamie Hawke
Supers
Summary
Become an Elder of the Citadel. Work with your ladies to save us all. But what comes next? Contains Adult Content. Seriously. A lot. Why would I put my life on the line over and over when I have everything I could possibly want? Hell, my superpowers have reached levels previously incomprehensible to me. My brother and parents are in my life, and the position of Elder at the Citadel is in my grasp. I have Charm with her foxy ways, Twitch with her ability to reprogram even our powers, the terrifying beauty that is Andromida, my curvy tempest Gale, Aegriss with her hacker abilities, and of course there's Shimmer who can unlock a whole new world of possibilities with her illusions - both in battle and in the sheets. Then there are Charm's friends, Laurel and Harp. So why would I risk all of this? For you, my friends. To give you life. To bring you joy, and peace. Embrace it or shut the f--k up, because I'm putting it all on the line for you. It's time to end the enemy's invasion and then step it up a notch. Are you ready? Don't forget to grab Supers: Ex Gods, the series that follows the brother concurrently. Warning: This book contains harem elements, tie-ins to the Psychobitches, Planet Kill, and even Shadow Corps books. If you're looking for a stand-alone that isn't part of a larger, inter-connected universe, look elsewhere. If you want fun and insanity, you're in the right place!
©2019 Jamie Hawke (P)2020 Jamie Hawke
Charm School Outcasts
Summary
I wasn't always this adorable, badass superhero you see before you. Well, I was, but there was a shady side to me, a part of my past I don't like to talk about. And that's what led me to Supralines, the best superhero school in the Oram galaxy. What follows is a bit of insanity, a bit of love, and a bit of self-discovery. Join me, and I promise you won't regret it!
©2018 Double Down Press (P)2019 Podium Publishing
Supers: Ex Gods 2
Summary
They came. They saw. They conquered. Then they came again...and again. I'm back with my super hot superhero ladies, but this time we have a couple of new friends in the mix. For one, we've managed to track down the Blue Lady - a fact that leaves me wondering what I've gotten myself into. She's hellbent on revenge, and now we're wrapped up in her mission. Luckily for us, it seems her mission could lead us to the location of a missing member our party, along with some Tier One supers and, possibly, my father. The other friend? Well, you'll have to listen on to find out! Warning: This book contains graphic adult content, sexy-ass ladies, a hot vet who brings it like it has never been broughten, and more super powers and super awesomeness than should be allowed.
©2018 Jamie Hawke (P)2018 Podium Publishing
Supers
Summary
Breaker is an Elder of the Citadel. A top-level superhero at a point in his life where settling down makes sense. He and his team of super-hot super ladies are the only ones who can possibly make it through to the other side. It's up to them to find the last Per-Neters and put an end to the enemy's push to take over the universe. What they find on the other side, they never could have expected. And the path that it puts them on is certain to answer more questions than they knew they had to begin with. It's up to our team to pull through and help each other along the path to ascension, to find the Per-Neters, and to track down a lost planet. If they don't, they may never see home or their loved ones again.
©2020 Jamie Hawke (P)2020 Jamie Hawke, Soundbooth Burlesque
Supers: Ex Heroes Boxset: Books 1-4 Plus Shorts
Summary
On his way to death row, torn into a galaxy of supers, told the fate of the universe is on his hands. This is the story of Breaker. The first four books included in this boxset, along with a bonus. Who in their right mind tells both his lawyer and the judge presiding over his murder trial, “F--k you!” while still in the courtroom? No one, right? Yeah, you’d be wrong about that. I did. You’d say the same thing if you were just found guilty of a murder you didn’t commit, though. Call me crazy for going off like that in court, but trust me, you don’t know crazy until you see what happened next. I never believed in superheroes. I certainly didn’t believe that I’d become one, or that strategically forming a harem of hot ladies and getting down with them to unlock my superpowers would be the key to my survival. Did I say my survival? I meant the universe’s. No, really...that’s exactly what happened when I was taken to a galaxy of supers, thrown into a prison ship full of villains, and told it was up to me to stop them all. Read on, friend, because it gets a whole hell of a lot crazier from here. This boxset contains the following: Supers: Ex Heroes 1 Supers: Ex Heroes 2 Supers: Ex Heroes 3 Supers: Ex Heroes 4 Plus a bonus! WARNING: This book contains violence and many sexual situations, a harem, heads exploding, and ample blood. You might cringe, you will laugh, and hell, you might even cry. All of that is on purpose, I assure you. Second Edition for even better ball jokes.
©2020 Jamie Hawke (P)2020 Jamie Hawke
Supers: Ex Gods
Summary
A Marine in space, three hot super ladies, and an army of supervillains out to get them. What could go wrong? All I wanted to do was have some R&R from my time in space with the Marine Corps. My tour was done, my days fighting bad guys over once and for all. Or so I thought. But damn was I wrong. So f--king wrong. Imagine being told you're going to be responsible for bringing a child into the world, one who would have the power to change it all, to once and for all fight off the evil forces threatening to enslave our galaxy and that of the supers who brought the message. That's what happened to me, and now I have to fly across a foreign galaxy and find the super women whose DNA would combine with mine to make the perfect match. We're being hunted by supervillains whose mission it is to terminate us, fighting off their minions while, well…you know. Doing what needs to be done to try and create a baby. Don't judge me. Any Marine would've jumped at this opportunity, as crazy as it might seem. Just sit back, strap in, and enjoy the ride. Warning: This audiobook contains graphic adult content, beautiful and strong ladies, a hot vet who brings it like it has never been brought, and more super powers and super awesomeness than should be allowed. If any of this offends you, run. If you like it, scroll up and buy your copy today. This is the story of the main character's brother from the Supers: Ex Heroes series. It can be listened to first or second - either way works.
©2018 Jamie Hawke (P)2018 Podium Publishing
Supers: Ex Gods 3
Summary
We've seen evil. We've tasted the darkness. And we're coming for it. My ladies and I have moved into the final battle. It's time to find my father, take on the ultimate evil that has invaded our side of the universe, and hope our efforts don’t result in me making the ultimate sacrifice before I earn my chance to become an Elder. Note from the author: Harem awesomeness and adult content galore. Yes, a lot of ball jokes. That's how I roll.
©2018 Double Down Press (P)2019 Podium Publishing
Supers: Ex Heroes 8: A Space Harem Fantasy
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The final fight to save our universe has begun. Breaker broke out of a supervillain space prison, starting his journey to Elder of the Citadel. He formed his team, starting with Charm and Twitch, watching as his brother rose up with his own team. He defeated supervillains galore, all while fighting an enemy from another dimension. Now he has gone into that dimension with the goal of ending it once and for all. Destroy the enemy's ability to crossover, and the war will be won. But nothing is as it seems. Will Breaker and his wives be able to put an end to the enemy's influence? Will Charm fulfill her destiny of becoming the Kitsune? Will Laurel's revelation impact their success? As their plans unravel, they better figure out a new path forward, or watch the universe burn.
©2020 Jamie Hawke (P)2020 Jamie Hawke, Soundbooth Burlesque
Her Dark Hunt
Summary
All is not well in Camelot. New curses arise, along with the return of the Nine Witches. They hunt for items of the occult, items that threaten not only Camelot, but all of the surrounding lands. His coven is in trouble, his friends being targeted, and his throne threatened. If Arthur can't find a way to defeat the Nine, all he holds dear will be forfeit. But if we know anything of Arthur and his ladies, it's that they know how to bring the pain with a vengeance. And have spicy fun along the way. His Dark Knights is the perfect story for fans of the legend of Arthur and such vampire tales as Dracula and Castlevania.
©2020 Jamie Hawke (P)2020 Jamie Hawke
Age of Angels
Summary
When he was almost killed by a falling AC unit at his MMA gym, Luke thought he must have had a guardian angel looking over him. Little did he know, he had actually been appointed three guardian angels. He also couldn't have known that one of them had been captured by an evil cult, and an ice demon sent after him. Forced by circumstances to accept that reality isn’t quite as he thought, Luke embarks on a journey that takes him to places where heaven and hell have mutated, and the beings he encounters aren’t always as they seem. Can Luke find and rescue his angels? Equally important, can he stay alive while doing it? Stats, lovely ladies, and good ol' harem fun. Enjoy!
©2020 Jamie Hawke, Mark Albany (P)2020 Jamie Hawke, Mark Albany
His Dark Knights
Summary
An epic fantasy where King Arthur is a vampire controlled by the curse of Merlin. A journey of love and betrayal, of dark magic, and spicy fun. Camelot was a land of beauty and splendor. A kingdom stable in its rule with its great king and noble knights of the round table. Except for the fact that Arthur and his knights were vampires. When he decided he wouldn't be used as a puppet for the evil Merlin any longer, Arthur set off to break free from his curse and form an army to take down the sorcerer. Along the way, he went up against blood mages, werewolves, and a secret order of dark magic. He formed his coven and rose to a new level of greatness. This is his tale. His Dark Knights is the perfect story for fans of the legend of Arthur and such vampire tales as Dracula and Castlevania.
©2020 Jamie Hawke (P)2020 Jamie Hawke
Stone Cold Mage: The Complete Trilogy
Summary
Contains Books 1-3 of the Stone Cold Mage trilogy. I'd always been special, but never knew it. Then I go to stay at my aunt's while starting college, and she's killed because of me, her home invaded by demons, and I learn there is so much more going on in the world than I could have ever understood. Throw in a couple of gargoyles and me unlocking an ancient path to insane amounts of magic, and you have my story. Be careful, though, as it's not for the prude at heart. Warning: For adults only: extremely mature or immature adults, that is. And in case that's confusing: Contains spicy harem elements.
©2019 Jamie Hawke (P)2020 Podium Publishing