Lázaro Droznes has 5 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 6 narrators. The most-rated is Dirty. Shorty. Funny. Sexy. Witty. One liner jokes.
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Mi Principe Azul [My Prince Charming]
Summary
El fracaso sistemático del matrimonio convencional empuja a hombres y mujeres a buscar y desarrollar nuevas formas de relación para satisfacer una necesidad básica del ser humano: amar y ser amado. Esta comedia dramática, ambientada en un futuro próximo, cuenta la historia de una mujer de 40 años, que cansada de los hombres que nunca quieren asumir compromisos, harta de intentar nuevos vínculos a través de aplicaciones en línea, decide encarar una relación romántica y tener una familia con un robot: Mi Principe Azul. Nuestra protagonista intenta así solucionar sus eternos problemas de relación con los hombres desarrollando una relación sentimental con un robot que no tiene ninguno de los defectos masculinos que tanto la agobian. El desarrollo de la historia de amor con el robot pasa revista a los temas importantes que persiguen a la humanidad desde el comienzo de los tiempos: ¿Qué es el amor? ¿Qué es el sexo? ¿Cómo usar la inteligencia artificial? ¿Qué limites debemos observar en nuestra relación afectiva con los objetos y mascotas? ¿Para ser humanos deberemos dejar de serlo? ¡Descargue esta comedia para reír, llorar y compartir las aventuras amorosas de esta mujer con un hombre perfecto! Please note: This audiobook is in Spanish.
©2020 Lazaro Droznes (P)2020 Lazaro Droznes
One Liners Without Foreskin
Summary
This book offers the students of Spanish and English at all levels the opportunity to enjoy a wide range of short Jewish one-liner jokes without having constantly to refer back to a dictionary. This is actually fun learning! Humor is a serious matter, and it should not be taken lightly. Jewish humor is an inexhaustible source of comfort and relief for those of us who practice it. Humor is a serious matter because it allows processing of pain and suffering in an elegant and pleasant way. We Jews have a preponderant participation on the world humor because no one suffers like we do. Our suffering is expressed through our humor. Our tribute to Jewish humor masters: Woody Allen, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Jerry Seinfeld, Rodney Dangerfield, Scholem Aleijem. Jewish humor is one of our many contributions to the Occidental cultural heritage. The more they make us suffer, the more we respond with humor. One of the advantages of being a Jew is being able to write this book without being accused of anti-Semitism. Only Jews are morally and ethically allowed to laugh at themselves. We must clarify that this book is not a recompilation of preexisting jokes, but fresh material, brand new, ready to be heard, written by the author and based on his own experiences and sufferings. Pitch done, let’s talk business: Stop suffering! Buy this book and start laughing, It's better than crying!
©2018 Unitexto (P)2020 Unitexto
Even More Dirty One Line Jokes, Even Shorter, Even Funnier
Summary
The third volume of the series of books with the best dirty one-liner jokes. Potent. Pungent. Insolent. Prepotent. Indecent. Imprudent. Impertinent. Sometimes impotent. After the success of Volume I and Volume II, this third audiobook comes out with brand new dirty one-liners to practice oral sex at home or at the office. Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word in the right moment. The problem is: where are the good lines when you need them? They are here. The best one-liners to show off in public and in private: Dirty jokes Sexy jokes Witticisms Funny quotes Riddles Wisecracks Feminist jokes Love jokes Sexist jokes. Bad jokes Funny proverbs All the one liners are related to sex, women, and love relationships. The lines everybody wants to listen. Take the lines you'll need to become the life of the party. Dating will never be the same. At parties, everybody will flock around, eager not to miss your lines.
©2017 Lazaro Droznes (P)2017 UNITEXTO Digital Publishing
One Liners Without Foreskin
Summary
Jokes on this book are one liners because there are cheaper to produce and distribute. Nonetheless, we warn the readers they will not get any discount. Our policy is not to transfer our savings to potential customers. It is more profitable to make you laugh than to make you cry. Humor is a serious matter, and it should not be taken lightly. Jewish humor is an inexhaustible source of comfort and relief for those of us who practice it. Humor is a serious matter because it allows processing pain and suffering in an elegant and pleasant way. We Jews have a preponderant participation on the world humor because no one suffers like we do. Our suffering is expressed through our humor. Our tribute to Jewish humor masters: Woody Allen, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Jerry Seinfeld, Rodney Dangerfield, Scholem Aleijem. Jewish humor is one of our many contributions to the Occidental cultural heritage. The more they make us suffer, the more we respond with humor. One of the advantages of being a Jew is being able to write this book without being accused of anti-Semitism. Only Jews are morally and ethically allowed to laugh at themselves. We must clarify that this book is not a recompilation of preexisting jokes but fresh material, brand new, ready to dazzle, written by the author and based on his own experiences and sufferings. Pitch done, let’s talk business : Stop suffering! Buy this book and start laughing, It´s better than crying!
©2018 UNITEXTO (P)2018 UNITEXTO
Dirty. Shorty. Funny. Sexy. Witty. One liner jokes
Summary
Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word at the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them? They are here. The best one-liners to show off in public and in private: Dirty jokes Sexy jokes Witticisms Funny quotes Riddles Wisecracks Feminist jokes Love jokes Sexist jokes Bad jokes Funny proverbs All the one-liners are related to sex, women, and love relationships--the lines to which everybody wants to listen. Take the lines you'll need to become the life of the party. Dating will never be the same. At parties everybody will flock around, eager not to miss your lines.
©2014 Lázaro Droznes (P)2015 Lázaro Droznes