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Top 111 Super Powerful Affirmations for Fasting
Summary
What are positive affirmations? An affirmation is anything that you think or say. This means that even your negative thoughts and words are affirmations. People have become used to thinking negatively, thus resulting in negative experiences and situations. It is important to retrain the mind to think only of good and positive things, so that only positive would also come out of the mouth. This is how you will change your life. A positive affirmation will open a doorway to the positive changes in your life. It is like telling your subconscious mind to think this way: "I am taking control now. I am taking full responsibility. I know that I am in for some big changes in my life". Affirmations are a play on words, in a way - you choose the words that will either help you get rid of something in your life or create something new instead. Your every thought and every word is an affirmation. So, your self-talk and the internal dialogues that constantly occur are a stream of affirmations. This only means that both your conscious and subconscious thoughts have a huge impact on how your life goes. You are using affirmations every moment of your life. You are creating your own reality through your thoughts. If you only have fear and doubt, then you will attract only negativity. Same thing is true for positive thoughts. If you can release all those fears and doubts, then you will be free.
©2017 Thomas Lee (P)2017 Thomas Lee
I Farted in Your Stocking
Summary
Oh snap, you just got a fart in your stocking. Whoever gave it to you is pretty awesome. Now take some time to learn some fart facts, like the speed of farts, who farts more - men or women, fart entertainers, yoga poses for passing gas, and other fun fart facts for someone's Christmas stocking. Oh yeah, you just farted on their stocking.
©2015 John Thomas Mattison (P)2015 John Thomas Mattison
One Liners Without Foreskin
Summary
Jokes on this book are one liners because there are cheaper to produce and distribute. Nonetheless, we warn the readers they will not get any discount. Our policy is not to transfer our savings to potential customers. It is more profitable to make you laugh than to make you cry. Humor is a serious matter, and it should not be taken lightly. Jewish humor is an inexhaustible source of comfort and relief for those of us who practice it. Humor is a serious matter because it allows processing pain and suffering in an elegant and pleasant way. We Jews have a preponderant participation on the world humor because no one suffers like we do. Our suffering is expressed through our humor. Our tribute to Jewish humor masters: Woody Allen, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Jerry Seinfeld, Rodney Dangerfield, Scholem Aleijem. Jewish humor is one of our many contributions to the Occidental cultural heritage. The more they make us suffer, the more we respond with humor. One of the advantages of being a Jew is being able to write this book without being accused of anti-Semitism. Only Jews are morally and ethically allowed to laugh at themselves. We must clarify that this book is not a recompilation of preexisting jokes but fresh material, brand new, ready to dazzle, written by the author and based on his own experiences and sufferings. Pitch done, let’s talk business : Stop suffering! Buy this book and start laughing, It´s better than crying!
©2018 UNITEXTO (P)2018 UNITEXTO
RIFs and Restructuring
Summary
This book is about the stuff you learn when you've worked for a boss you'd swear jumped out of a Dilbert cartoon; worked in a business whose performance careened up and down like a runaway clown car; when you've faced legal or ethical problems that needed the wisdom of Solomon to sort out while they roiled your guts at night; when you've sat on the stand across from some third-rate Perry Mason, or tried to be one yourself. It's about what you learn when you've knocked yourself out to put measurable six-figure savings back on the company's bottom line; or when an employee pleads for her job with tears in her eyes as she lies through her teeth to your face, or when you've faced down an employee who was spoiling for any chance he could get to sue your organization crippled; or maybe when you've dealt with the employee who told his supervisor he's going to shoot himself. Like most everyone else, whenever I've cleaned up some HR mess - or made one of my own - I would learn something that I tucked in my back pocket, to pull out as needed when something similar popped up. Some people call this their bag of tricks or wisdom. I've always thought of it as my little black book. Practically, anybody with 15 or so of experience could have created this book, and surely some would have done better. I guess I just thought of it first. I can't do much about that, but I hope that a peek through my little black book of HR will spare you, dear listener, a few bloody noses in your HR career or shave a few degrees off of your learning curve. This is a chapter-level book. The full-book is available as The Little Black Book of Human Resources Management.
©2015 Barry Wolfe (P)2015 The Expressive Press
DIY Protein Bars
Summary
Are you looking for the best high-protein diet that can help you lose weight? Many people love what protein bars can provide, but they can be extremely expensive. Often you will find that the protein bars you buy at stores are lacking flavor. Of course that isn't a problem when you use DIY protein bar recipes to make your own. Making your own protein bars can be fun and easy, but first you need to know some of the best ingredients that should go into them as well as some basic recipes. This book will take you through the DIY protein bar process, allowing you to experiment with different recipes and understand why you may want to try your hand at making protein bars. Seven Reasons to Buy This Book 1. In this book you will learn the purpose of protein bars. 2. This book will show you different recipes for DIY protein bars. 3. In this book you will find out the answers to some common questions about DIY protein bars. 4. In this book you will learn how to store any DIY protein bars safely. 5. This book will teach you what protein bar ingredients are the best to include in your recipes. 6. In this book you will find some protein bar recipes that don't require baking. 7. This book will explain some of the main reasons people choose to make their own protein bars. What You'll Learn from DIY Protein Bars: What protein bars are and how they help Why you should choose to make your own protein bars The best protein bar ingredients to use Protein bar storage and safety tips No-bake protein bar recipes More protein bar recipes Frequently asked questions about DIY protein bars Some final thoughts on DIY protein bars
©2014 DIY Made Easy (P)2015 DIY Made Easy
Top 111 Super Powerful Real Estate Agent Affirmations
Summary
What are positive affirmations? An affirmation is anything that you think or say. This means that even your negative thoughts and words are affirmations. People have become used to thinking negatively, thus resulting in negative experiences and situations. It is important to retrain the mind to think only of good and positive things, so that only positive would also come out of the mouth. This is how you will change your life. A positive affirmation will open a doorway to the positive changes in your life. It is like telling your subconscious mind to think this way: "I am taking control now. I am taking full responsibility. I know that I am in for some big changes in my life". Affirmations are a play on words, in a way - you choose the words that will either help you get rid of something in your life or create something new instead. Your every thought and every word is an affirmation. So, your self-talk and the internal dialogues that constantly occur are a stream of affirmations. This only means that both your conscious and subconscious thoughts have a huge impact on how your life goes. You are using affirmations every moment of your life. You are creating your own reality through your thoughts. If you only have fear and doubt, then you will attract only negativity. Same thing is true for positive thoughts. If you can release all those fears and doubts, then you will be free.
©2017 Thomas Lee (P)2017 Thomas Lee