Richard Johnson has 6 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 4 narrators, with an average listener rating of 5★ across 2 ratings. The most-rated is Weekend at Vidu's.

Vidu, a used-car dealer and d-bag extraordinaire, had been aimlessly wandering the streets of Chicago with only one thing on his mind… and that was before he got turned into a zombie. Just when you thought you had seen the last of him, now you can find out what happened to Vidu after he left his friends behind during the pandemonium of Dead Drunk: Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse… One Beer at a Time. Humor, action, zombies, hangovers, gratuitous insults, and more Vidu! This short story can be read as bonus material for fans of the Dead Drunk series, or as an introduction to the Dead Drunk world, where the only thing with more bite than the zombies, are the jokes.
©2014 Richard Johnson (P)2014 Richard Johnson

Charlie Campbell was your average, balding, thirty-year-old alcoholic with a dead-end job and a penchant for shambling through life one mistake after another. However, none of that mattered following the sudden arrival of a mysterious sickness that brought with it infected mobs of zombie-like creatures thirsting for the flesh of the living. Trapped in a Chicago apartment the morning after a raucous bachelor party, Charlie and his old fraternity buddies must battle for survival against the cannibalistic horde, a military invasion and their own rampant stupidity. With supplies, common sense and brain cells dwindling by the hour, the motley crew - including a racist cop, a Sri Lankan used car salesman, a stoner landlord and a pet raccoon - must pull out all the stops to avoid joining the ranks of the dead. If you like zombies, action and humor, crack a beer, pull up a barstool, and prepare for one wild ride.
©2013 Richard Johnson (P)2013 Richard Johnson

If you often feel overwhelmed by your thoughts and have hard times in your life but do not know how to get yourself motivated, then this book is for you. Here’s the deal. Once in awhile, you might inevitably feel depressed and unhappy. However, in most situations, you might not really know how to make yourself feel better. You are too busy to even read any books because they are way too long. In fact, what you really need in those circumstances are just few words of wisdom that could inspire and encourage you to take action in your life. This is why you need to listen to inspirational quotes in your life.
©2019 Richard Johnson (P)2019 Richard Johnson

Narrated by Kevin Hayes, this audiobook contains a selection of 10 famous stories that have pleased children of all ages around the world for many years. You will hear some of your favorites, plus a few that may be new to you. A great audiobook for children to enjoy and to help get them interested in the classics. This volume includes: "The Three Little Pigs" "The Good Sea Monster" "Puss in Boots" "Wonderwings" "Toads and Diamonds" "The Golden Goose" "Tom Thumb" "The Story of the Three Bears" "Rumpelstiltskin" "The Elves and the Shoemaker" We hope you enjoy listening to Kevin Hayes read these classic stories from your childhood and that we help you pass these wonderful stories on to a new generation.
©2018 Hayes Mountain LLC (P)2018 Hayes Mountain LLC

What happens when a bunch of 30-year-old degenerates survive an apocalyptic zombie outbreak? They get into even more trouble in the aftermath. Duh. That's right, Charlie Campbell and several of his loser friends have escaped a nightmare Chicago fraught with zombies and an occupying army, only to find the wild-lands beyond aren't any safer. Looking for sanctuary, this group of low-skilled and untrained anti-heroes must fight infected mobs, nerdy dads, tunnel dwelling freaks, special forces, and each other to survive. Facing death at every turn, the gang must make friends, find allies, adapt to this mad new world, and do it in a hurry. Will they survive? Will they find a cure? Will they drive each other crazy? But most importantly, will they run out of beer? If you liked the zombie mayhem, rowdy comedy, and over-the-top storytelling of the original Dead Drunk, you will be even more blown away by Dead Drunk II: Dawn of the Deadbeats. So adjust your trucker hat, light that generic cigarette, grab a cold one from the fridge, and let the shenanigans begin.
©2014 Richard Johnson (P)2015 Richard Johnson

Are you ready to listen to the some of the most popular and must-have bedtime stories for your child? If so, then keep reading... Do you want easy-to-listen-to bedtime stories that will improve your child’s creativity? Or popular stories that will effectively put your child to sleep in no time? Then, this is the right audiobook for you! In The Most Beloved Children's Bedtime Story Collection, you're going to discover a collection of the most beautiful classic fairy tales and memorable short stories that every child must listen to. You can be sure to catch the interest of your child, stimulate the imagination of your toddler, and take the budding creativity of your youngster to new heights. There is a reason if these stories keep being handed down from generation to generation, right? This bedtime stories collection includes: Little Red Riding-Hood Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs The Three Little Pigs Rapunzel Beauty and the Beast The Sleeping Beauty in the Wood Cinderella The Little Mermaid Hansel and Gretel The Tale of Peter Rabbit The History of Tom Thumb Jack and the Beanstalk Aladdin and the Wonderful Lamp Goldilocks and the Three Bears The Ugly Duckling Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves Puss in Boots Rumpelstiltskin 60 Aesop's Fables for children The Fox and the Grapes The Ants and the Grasshopper The Lion and the Mouse The Owl and the Unicorn The Rat and the Elephant The Monkey and the Dragon The Wolf and the Lamb The Fox and the Stork The Stag and His Reflection The Vain Jackdaw and His Borrowed Feathers The Monkey and the Cat The Bear and the Bees The Cock and the Fox Cinderella The Little Mermaid And many more! Get the audiobook today, and you’ll spend quality time with your kids that they’ll cherish for life. Scroll up, click on “buy now”, and start listening! PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.
©2020 Melanie Rose (P)2020 Melanie Rose