Tom Maeder has 3 audiobooks on Listento.it, narrated by 8 narrators. The most-rated is The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People.
Revenge of the Christmas Box
Summary
If there's even a smidgen of Scrooge in your psyche, just say, "Bah-Humbug!" and laugh at this satire of the treacly best seller, The Christmas Box. Among the variations on the theme are: The Christmas Vox, in which a young man finds himself having phone sex with Ms. Santa Claus; The Christmas Jury Box, a touching memoir by a sequestered O.J. juror who misses her fruitcake; and The Christmas Box Lunch, the touching tale of a caterer's X-mas. You'll be pleased to learn that the true meaning of Christmas is receiving.
©1996 Dove Audio, Inc. and Cathy Crimmins and Tom Maeder (P)1996 Dove Audio, Inc.
Primary Whites
Summary
Harry Beltway, idealistic young conservative and grandson of a famous evangelist, has just come back from a two-years tour as a missionary when he is persuaded to join the campaign staff of Tim Duncannon, an arch-conservative television commentator who has set his sights on the Republican nomination for presidency so that he can build a barbed wire fence around America. As a candidate, Duncannon wows conservative fundamentalist Americans with his promises to protect them from Zulus and wetbacks and his reassurances that school prayer will someday return and abortionists will disappear. Harry must run interference when Duncannon's campaign starts to fall apart after accusations of campaign bullying (Duncannon's brothers are harassing and beating up his opponents), sexual misconduct (Duncannon is discovered having semi-weekly rendezvous with a mysterious blonde), and devil worship (Duncannon is caught channeling the spirit of Richard Nixon, his former boss). Along the way Harry starts a confusing love affair with a fellow campaign worker that turns out to be, literally, a drag.
©1996 C.E. Crimmins (P)2009 Phoenix
The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People
Summary
Better than CliffsNotes, funnier than Monarch Notes, and shorter than the originals - here is a collection of all the best sellers you've heard about! "The Fridges of Marin County": A hip California housewife finds brief happiness in the arms of an Iowa refrigerator "Embarrassed by the Light": A guide for people who are self-conscious about near-death experiences "A Year in Pompeii": Fond pre-Vesuvius anecdotes and recollections "Iron Tom": Help your neutered cat regain his masculinity "The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People": Annoying strategies for getting what you want "The 'Baby You're Hot' Zone": A deadly flesh-eating virus affects Hollywood agents "Listening to Pringles": A psychologist/grocer chronicles his experience in treating depressive patients with prescription junk food And more!
©1996 Cathy Crimmins and Tom Maeder (P)1996, 2017 Dove Audio / Phoenix Books