Cassandra Myles has narrated 49 audiobooks on Listento.it by 23 authors, with an average listener rating of 4.8★ across 153 ratings. The most-rated is Jay-Z.
Shingles Audio Collection Volume 2
Summary
Tantor Audio presents six must-listen stories from the horror comedy series Shingles. Shingles Audio Collection Volume 2 begins with "Terror on Hypo Beach," in which a family vacation turns out to be anything but ordinary. In "Put Your Hand in My Ass", Will needs a mentor for the upcoming high school talent show. What he gets is Sloppy - an enchanted puppet with weird sexual proclivities and an extremely problematic approach to comedy. The collection continues with "Demon Load". When a freak accident brings his new washing machine to life, Dave begins to fear that it could lead to a nightmare future, one in which mankind has been permanently pressed out of existence. "Slaughter on Giggletime Mountain" brings listeners to the reopening of a long-closed amusement park - one with a deadly history. Then, in "It Came from My Butthole", Cooter, the son of an out-of-work rodeo clown, eats a taco that changes his life forever. In the collection's final story, "Slow Ride", Terry's suddenly way more attractive to members of the opposite sex now that he has Sylvia, his 1979 El Camino. But what happens when the car gets jealous? Contains mature themes.
©2018 Robert Bevan ("Terror on Hypo Beach"); copyright 2018 by Steve Wetherell ("Put Your Hand in My Ass"); copyright 2018 by Rick Gualtieri ("Demon Load"); copyright 2018 by Drew Hayes ("Slaughter on Giggletime Mountain"); copyright 2018 by Robert Bevan ("It Came from my Butthole"); copyright 2018 by John G. Hartness ("Slow Ride") (P)2019 Tantor
TriAlpha
Summary
Armageddon was supposed to mean the end of the world. Instead, it means the end of everything humans thought they knew to be real.... Thalia Lyndhoven, until recently, was a Pack Princess. Not exactly spoiled, she was barely tolerated by anyone in her family, until an Elder came along and told her fathers, the leaders of the North American Pack, that she was at the center of a prophecy. Along the way, she's found her three mates, learned of the existence of three new races, and has discovered that the Devil is real, and his name isn't Lucifer, but Vulcun, and he doesn't have a tail or horns. Life couldn't be more complicated, and Thalia finds herself the Queen in a time of great change for two worlds. But with change comes anger, and anger can lead to violence. Can Thalia keep her family safe in this most troubling of times? Contains mature themes.
©2018 Gemma Mazurke (P)2019 Tantor
Triad
Summary
Thalia Lyndhoven has a problem. Well, she has several. In fact, there are too many to count. Some are doozies, and some are just minor, but, in the grand scheme of things, she looks to have it all. Three beautiful, supportive, very unique mates. Men who'd kill for her. Who'd embrace the darkness for her. As well as more power at her fingertips than most could even imagine. While Thalia has always wanted a simple life, her passage to another realm looks set to prove that will never be. Heden has always been her end destination, she just didn't know it, and the Fates, as always, have plans to which she's not privy. And one of those plans? It's about to come to a head. Those wily minxes have never cut Thalia much slack, and though she has her triad of mates at her side, her world is as rife with strife as ever it was. So, with her future looking like something from a saga, Thalia has only two options: fight or die trying. Contains mature themes.
©2018 Gemma Mazurke (P)2019 Tantor
Daughter of Hades: A Reverse Harem Romance
Summary
Poppy never thought her life would get this crazy. Sexy hellhound guards and being the future queen of the Underworld? She had been happy being a waitress and a freelance graphic designer in Chicago, hadn't she? What she was doesn't matter, that life is long gone now. Before she can travel to the Underworld, she needs to find three judges that will preside over the souls of the dead. But who are they? Where are they? And how the hell is she supposed to find them? As she battles agents of Hel at every turn and is confronted with mysterious new enemy Poppy is decidedly on edge. Will she find her judges in time or will her enemies get to them first? Contains mature themes.
©2018 Helen Scott (P)2018 Tantor
Triskele
Summary
The Fates wanted more for her; now, she's got to man up to tackle the future they've handed her.... Thalia Lyndhoven's got balls. Well, not literally. But she has the cojones to do what needs to be done to make things right in her pack. Nor is she afraid to dirty her hands or push her nose in where angels would fear to tread. Speaking of...with two of her three mates at her side, Thalia's life has never been brighter. For the first time, she's hopeful for tomorrow. She's freer than she's ever been, even if she does have the burden of a prophecy riding on her coattails. In walks mate number three. Not only does he have wings, a beautiful face, and an attitude, he has news. A second prophecy. Seems like Thalia's just an overachiever when it comes down to the doomsday stuff. For the first time, she's not excited to have her final mate at her side. This one comes bearing gifts that no one would ever ask for and with a tale that rewrites history as the world knows it. Man, Lyken, and Fae. The combined power of her males means something. Thalia just has to figure out what that may be, all while absorbing her new role as Triskele - a royal enforcer for the pack. She's never been safer with her three males at her side, but she's never been in more danger, either.... Will she prevail? Or will she fail in her duties, not just to Lykenkind, but the Fae, too? Contains mature themes.
©2018 Gemma Mazurke (P)2019 Tantor
Bound by Affliction
Summary
The attraction was powerful and undeniable, neither knowing where it would lead, but both willing to go along for the ride. A bond between them developed, weaving itself towards something good and right. In the flash of a moment, one decision changed the course of everything. Ty "Green" Burm had a family, a job he loved, and a woman he was ready to call his. With the Ravage MC at his back, he knew he could take on anyone. Except the Red Devil's MC got to Leah first. The things they did to her.... Unspeakable hell. Leah Johnston is now lost, broken, and torn. Once vibrant, she's drowning in fear and has lost all hope for anything in her life - and for anyone. The pain now stands between them, and even Ravage can't fix this for Green. These two are bound by affliction, and it's going to take time, patience, and understanding for love to overcome the scars between them. When ghosts of the past are unable to be shaken off, can these two find their way towards the good and right once again, or will everything crumble around them, leaving them both in the dust? One thing is for sure. The men of the Ravage MC do not back down. Contains mature themes.
©2017 Ryan Michele (P)2018 Tantor
Carnal Alpha
Summary
It was love at first growl. I was drawn to this small Montana town from across the country. But trouble was drawn to me as soon as I stepped into Blackcloud Point. Luckily, one of the rugged locals stepped up to protect me. When I saw Cameron Bowen, I just knew. Maybe, it was the territorial way he looked at me. Or, his possessive touch. It could have been his obsessive need to protect and keep me safe. Or, the way he kept calling me his. But between you and me, it was probably the fact that this beautiful dominant bear shifter gets naked at the drop of a paw. He's a true alpha. Growly, demanding, obsessive, and so irresistible. And now, I'm in a new sort of trouble. But trouble has never been so much fun... Like your alphas obsessed to the core and insatiable for more? Cameron Bowen is a dominant, over-the-top grizzly bear shifter who will have you roaring! This is book one in the The Alpha's Obsession series. These books can be listened to in any order, are safe, with no cheating, and a furry HEA guaranteed. Enjoy!
©2020 Olivia T. Turner (P)2020 Olivia T. Turner
Shift
Summary
Hard working criminal lawyer Elizabeth Montgomery is finally taking a vacation, a solo trip to the mountains of North Carolina to a cozy little cabin in the woods. Unfortunately, she doesn't even get to spend one night there. She takes an early evening hike and ends up on the wrong side of a vicious animal attack. Or so she thought. When she's found and rescued by sexy stranger, Abraham, she soon finds out it was a werewolf that attacked her. And that she's the newest member of Abraham's pack. Now Elizabeth must navigate the changes that come along with becoming a werewolf while also learning to fit into this tight knit pack. For an only child who rarely speaks with her own parents, getting close to Abraham and his family might just be scarier than becoming a werewolf. Contains mature themes.
©2018 Heather MacKinnon (P)2019 Tantor
Trinity
Summary
Thalia Lyndhoven was born a Pack Princess, but that doesn't mean she has to act like one. Good thing; peeing on her fathers' front lawn is way too much fun, as is making nasty Betas shiver and shake when she approaches. Trouble is, for nearly a decade, Thalia has been alone. Exiled to her wing in the palace because her parents don't know what's wrong with her. Well, she's tried telling them but they don't listen - when do parents ever listen? Still, what's a girl to do? Is it any wonder she has anger issues when she has visions of her three mates with other women? Is it any wonder she spends most of her time in her wolf skin? Approaching her 30th birthday, things have never looked bleaker until an Elder changes everything and in walks mate numero uno. He's nothing like anything she ever imagined, and through him, she finally sees what she was meant to do with her life. Be his. Well, that, and kick the Pack where it hurts to take it from the 12th century to the 21st. With her mate at her side, Thalia's realizing she's bulletproof, but what happens when her second mate pops up and destabilizes things entirely? Contains mature themes.
©2018 Gemma Mazurke (P)2019 Tantor
Queen of the Underworld: A Reverse Harem Romance
Summary
Poppy's to-do list might be short, but it's not easy. 1. Make it to the underworld before the insidious human organization that wants to control it. 2. Defend the underworld's Norse goddess of Helheim. 3. Claim the throne. A battle for the underworld is brewing. Taking the throne might be close to impossible between having a goddess and a secretive human organization bent on the domination of all the realms on her tail. How can Poppy, her hellhounds, and her judges defend it? It doesn't help when one of her judges goes missing while she sleeps. When they fall under attack Poppy must choose between fighting, staying safe, and searching for her missing man. After a wild chase through the underworld, Poppy has three questions. Who can she trust? Who will betray her for power? How many more secrets the Underworld is hiding? Contains mature themes.
©2018 Helen Scott (P)2018 Tantor
Bare for the Alpha
Summary
I'm new in this Montana shifter town and no one will even so much as glance in my direction. My father has made sure of that. He's the Sheriff and he's got three rules: Don't talk to my daughter. No fighting between crews. See rule number one. I'm all alone and wishing for someone to look my way. And then someone does. A mean looking grizzly bear shifter named Damon Ridge, and once he sees me, he refuses to look away. This rough, wild-looking man keeps telling me I'm his mate. He keeps saying he's going to claim me. That I belong to him. I didn't realize how possessive a bear shifter could get. If I knew how obsessed these huge men could be, I never would have come here. But now that I know how it feels, I'm never going to leave... Do you like an alpha who snarls in the streets and growls in the sheets? Damon is a dominant over-the-top grizzly bear shifter who will have you howling for more. This hot shifter audiobook is safe, with no cheating, and a furry HEA guaranteed. Enjoy!
©2019 Olivia T. Turner (P)2019 Olivia T. Turner
Shingles Audio Collection, Volume 5
Summary
"Stranger's Thing" by Robert Bevan: Four friends get more than they bargained for when they break into a seemingly abandoned research lab. "Jizz World" by Rick Gualtieri: Zach Johnson was an idiot. So, when given the chance to wish for anything the universe had to offer, only one thing came to mind: he wanted his life to be just like a porno. "The Shingling" by Steve Wetherell: Johnny Terry, a recovering meth addict, is excited to start his new life as the caretaker at the Underpass Motel. Unfortunately, the Underpass is haunted by the ghosts of dead porn stars. "The Haunting of Whore House" by Robert Bevan: Lucy and her brother, Junkie, find out that moving was only the beginning of their troubles when they encounter the ghost of a little boy in the woods. "Snatched: Grandma Annie and the Cooter of Doom" by John G. Hartness: Jefferson Smith decides to shadow a detective, a coroner, and an OB/GYN for Career Week, with unexpected results. "28 Dicks Later" by EM Kaplan: When a mysterious illness spreads like wildfire through Boneville, it's do or die time for Willie. Will she rise to the occasion? Contains mature themes.
©2020 John G. Hartness, Robert Bevan, Rick Gualtieri, EM Kaplan, & Steve Wetherell (P)2020 Tantor
Den of Thieves
Summary
Tariel's journey continues in book two of this sexy reverse harem filled with magic, adventure, intrigue, and toe-curling action! When Tariel and her band of strong, sexy heroes finally cross the border into Carliss, they think most of their troubles are behind them. The witch hunter is defeated, her harem is stronger than ever, and they are so close to the Empire they can almost taste their freedom. But when Riann is kidnapped by a group of bandits bent on revenge, Tariel's plans come to a screeching halt. Against all reason, Tariel and her remaining men venture deep into bandit territory to rescue their wayward knight. There, they quickly become embroiled in a poisonous conspiracy that goes all the way up into the highest reaches of the Carlissian government. Unfortunately, even Tariel's magic may not be enough to win the day, especially when she finds herself up against a criminal overlord and a vengeful witch. But even the darkest places harbor unexpected shards of light...and within this den of thieves, Tariel might just find a way to take the bandits out once and for all. Contains mature themes.
©2018 Jasmine Walt (P)2018 Tantor
Perfect
Summary
Home-schooled and under the stifling grip of an overprotective father, Talia Fielding’s life is pretty miserable. Playing her beloved ukulele and writing songs is as close as she comes to having fun. But that all changes on the night of her 18th birthday. She’s invited to her first party, where she learns two things: Girls can be very, very mean, and Griffin Stanford kisses better than any fantasy she’s ever had. To most of his friends, Griffin Stanford is the handsome football star. However, under those good looks lies the heart of a geek. His passion for numbers has ensured him a life-changing job straight out of college. The contract he’s signed has him boarding a plane to halfway around the world the morning after he meets the girl of his dreams. The obsessive draw Griffin feels toward Talia has him questioning his life’s choices. One night, one kiss, and Griffin knows this may be his one and only chance to capture the perfect girl. How can he stop her from slipping through his fingers when the world seems determined to keep these two virgins apart? Author's note: These two fall in love instantly. If you’re looking for a filthy fantasy fix complete with a Dani-style, dirty-talking hero topped with heaping helpings of swoony romance, you’re in the right place. This is a stand-alone audiobook, with safe, no cheating, and filled with virgins who magically know exactly what they’re doing from the very first kiss.
©2016 Dani Wyatt (P)2020 Dani Wyatt
House of Divinity
Summary
After surviving Adrian's brutal attack, Laurel finds herself on Olympus once again, faced with a trial that could sentence Sam to years of slumber. Meanwhile, Sam is haunted by the torturous vision of Laurel dying in childbirth, and Laurel's determination to continue the pregnancy despite Sam's opposition takes a heavy toll on their relationship. Sam winds up absconding and leaving Olympus, while Laurel seeks refuge on a Greek island in hopes of giving birth away from any threats. In a twist of events where nothing is what it seems, Laurel gets help from an unexpected source and is once again forced to leave behind everyone in her life to find safety. The only way she can ever return to Sam is if the dominion of the Keepers is destroyed, but just when things are looking up, Adrian discovers Laurel's refuge, and everything changes drastically. In a clash where it is hard to know who is a friend and who is an enemy, it will be a race against the clock for Sam to take down Olympus and rescue those he loves. Contains mature themes.
©2017 Sand Publishing (P)2019 Tantor
I Love This Bar
Summary
She doesn't need anything but her bar.... Daisy O'Dell has her hands full with hotheads and thirsty ranchers until the day one damn fine cowboy walks in and throws her whole life into turmoil.... He's looking for a cold drink and a moment's peace.... Instead, Jarod McElroy finds one red-hot woman. She's just what he needs - if only he can convince her to come out from behind that bar and come home with him....
©2020 Dreamscape Media, LLC (P)2020 Dreamscape Media, LLC
My Give a Damn's Busted
Summary
Larissa Morley is already rich beyond reason, but buying the Honky Tonk beer joint is her dream come true - until a rich teetotaler tries to take it away from her. If any dime-store cowboy thinks he's going to get the best of Larissa - or her Honky Tonk - then he's got another thing coming.... If Hank Wells thinks he can dig up dirt on the new owner of the Honky Tonk beer joint for his employer, he's got no idea what kind of trouble he's courting. The two face off like a longhorn bull looking at a red tablecloth, and their big clash ends up having less to do with everybody's favorite beer joint and everything to do with the fiery attraction between the hard-headed lovers.
©2010 Carolyn Brown (P)2020 Dreamscape Media, LLC
Hell, Yeah
Summary
Cathy O'Dell never felt at home until she moved into the tiny apartment at the back of the Honky Tonk beer joint. Now she figures she's here to stay, loving every minute of the rowdy crowd, down-home jukebox music, and constant pool tournaments - until in walks a ruggedly handsome oil man who tempts her to trade in the happiness she's found at the Honky Tonk for a life on the road with him. Gorgeous and rich, Travis Henry travels the country unearthing oil wells and then moving on. Then the beautiful blue-eyed new owner of the Honky Tonk beer joint becomes his best friend and so much more. Sparks fly so bad they're likely to set fire to the beer joint, if the two don't go up in flames themselves first - but when his job is done in Texas, how is he ever going to hit the road without her?
©2010 Carolyn Brown (P)2020 Dreamscape Media, LLC
The Choices I've Made
Summary
Death is easy. Surviving it? That's the hard part. Dr. Jake Jameson knows this all too well. Losing his mother at the age of 18, he walks away from his small hometown and the painful memories it holds, vowing to never return again. Twelve years later, he finds himself driving back down the coast of North Carolina. When his father leaves him a small medical practice, he has no choice but to heed the call until he can find someone else to take it off his hands. But coming back home means facing everything he left behind, including the one woman who might make it impossible to leave again. Molly McIntyre has spent her entire life in one town. Taking over her parents' small inn, she's settled into a quiet, happy life. But all of that comes to an abrupt halt when Jake shows up at her door in need of a place to stay. Molly loathes everything about this man, but she can't find it in her heart to refuse his request. After over a decade, these former lovers quickly discover what once burned brightly between them has only grown in their time apart. Soon they must decide if the choices they've made have led them back to each other for a second chance or one final goodbye. Contains mature themes.
©2017 J. L. Berg (P)2017 Tantor
Meant to Be
Summary
Sidney Larson always thought dark-haired, blue-eyed Brett Carmichael was sinfully sexy, to say nothing of the muscular mechanic's talent with his hands. But Sidney so didn't have time for Brett's overbearing tendencies when they were together so she broke things off. Now a chance encounter brings Brett back into her life, and Sidney can't help but notice intriguing changes in her ex. So what's stopping her from revisiting their scorching-hot chemistry? Since Sidney dumped him, Brett's made major life adjustments, thanks to therapy and a long, hard look at himself. Sure, he's still intense, but he knows how to focus his energy on his career, not on trying to control a fantastic woman like Sidney. Brett finds the sweet, generous brunette more seductive than ever, but now that he's finally worthy of her, will she be willing to give him a second chance?
©2019 Alison Bliss (P)2020 Dreamscape Media, LLC